Baking: the art of the men

>>8792205
Then why did the only guy I knew who could bake like a god cut his dick off and start wearing pretty dresses and fuck all the boys

I would make my own bread if i wasn't intolerant to gluten.

>>8792205
I have never seen a more insecure man in my life

>>8792315
but that beard tho

Why does the inside of that bread look so greasy

>>8792205
>____ is so manly, contrary to what you may already believe I am actually VERY manly for doing this

Seriously, why do men do this shit? Nobody's going to judge you for doing 'feminine' activities if you don't make such a stick about it

>>8792226

fact: wearing pretty dresses and fucking all the boys is one of the most manly things a man can do.

>>8792205

>I am ultra masculine as you can see

wew lad

>>8792205
Dude who gives an actual fuck
I was an Infantryman in C CO 2/327 of the 101st Airborne for six years and I like to make confections and garden as a hobby
Quit being insecure, anons

>>8792423
it's shiny because it's an extremely smooth air bubble

>>8792447
Insecurity born of our fucked up society. The gender role meme needs to die.

>>8792447
did you see his beard? numale backlash. some turn ultra MRA, some turn to islam, some turn to a woman to validate themselves

>>8792973
>>8793002
>some guys are gay, OMG WHAT IF I'M GAY
>better overcompensate
Maybe you are? It's legal now, you should embrace modernity

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>>8792978

>>8792456
I can vouch for this as being a fact.

my bread machine is really a dough machine. in 30 minutes, it produces perfectly kneaded, warm dough. I let it rise once then bake. no need to double rise with bread machine dough.

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>>8793041

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>>8792205

Baking bread, as well as brewing alcohol is a rudementary simulacrum of childbirth. It's our way of giving life.

>>8792205
>baker
>baking machine

I have nothing against baking machines I have one myself, but imo I can't call myself a baker when I use it.

>muh manly man activities
>I'm so manly!
Just do, faggot. It should feel better to just actually DO shit if you're actually interested in it than needing people tugging your horn for your need for validation

>>8792205
I bet this Nu male lives in seattle.. if not he should move there he would fit in.


Regardless, i am a man... and i am gonna buy myself a bread machine, because as much as i love going to my local russian store and buying their fresh bread, sometimes i want to get bannana bread, or rasin bread and i cant find that where i live.

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>>8793066
what a chump

>>8793031
you realize who it is that made that video right? the kind of the MRAs himself

>>8793161
I don't click on youtube videos posted on 4chan. The only youtube I watch are cockpit videos of passenger trains and commercial aircraft. I particularly enjoy shinkansen videos and older generation jets like MD80s and the like.

>>8792496
Did you see the beard?

>>8793198
and also you watch daym drops I assume

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>>8792978
came here to post this

$4-$6 for bread in the usa? what the fuck it's $2 CAD a loaf at the co-op and they make it daily.

>>8792205

Kill yourself you insecure hyper masculine wannabe r9k MRA faggot virgin. Why can't people like this cease to exist? Why is society such shit?

>>8793776
>MRA
>faggot virgin

nice oxymoron there buddy

>>8793860
Nothing about that is an oxymoron though.

>>8792305
Oat bread. Try other flours and additions. Your breads will be dense, but it's bread.

>>8793776
what's wrong with MRA?

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>>8793860
>MRA's
>having sex

>>8792205
Baking is for girls and gays

>>8793860
The word you want is 'tautology'.

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R8 my bread senpai

>>8794301
cut it right now

>>8792226
Introduce me to him/her/xer/it, please

>>8793860

Are you retarded? Learn English.

>>8793960

A stupid reactionary identity politics movement to third wave feminism. It's just as bad. Fuck both of them.

>>8793860
niqqa u better be baiting

>>8792959
This.
I went to college for baking and pastry arts simply because I wanted to. Love that shit. Ended up with my wife because of my baking skills. My uncles called me faggot every time they saw me.
But if I gave a fuck what people thought about me, I'd be a shade tree mechanic just like them. Follow your dreams, anons. And fuck everyone's opinion.

>>8794301
Show crumb anon.

>>8794635
Do people still give credence to baby boomers opinions? Why?

>>8792226
Fuck, this is me

>>8794654
Post lewds on /b/ pls.