Alcoholic Beverages Thread

>>8789934
Not being one for getting smashed but i do like to savour an easy drinking whiskey like acNoc usually but got a bottle of mikkellers simcoe vodka and that is blowing my mind atm

Got a new bottle today — creme de cacao. I've been doing weird shit with it, including a recipe that used up the rest of my Batavia Arrack. Cool shit, much more versatile than I thought.

Never really drank much whisky but got gifted a bottle of JW Black Label a couple of months back.

Now all I want to drink is scotch so I recently bought Glenfiddich and Aberlour 12 having heard they are good starters.

Just really getting into it. Any suggestions?

When i was young it was 40s

When i was somewhat old it was ezra brooks and coke

When i got legit old it was beer and wine

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Something about pic related in a glass with a big ice cube is so satisfying to me.

>>8790984
Stop now before you turn into one of those whiskey pricks on 4chan who talk absolute shit and act like bitchy little snobs.

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I have 4 sons. Very little free time outside of their extracurricular activities. Sucks, but that's married life. After work I usually whittle, or do some burn work before helping my children with their homework if need be, and finally taking the dog for her evening shit before bed for lazy sex and some sleep before another day.

Once a month we get to go out for a weekend alone, my Mother always watches the kids and my wife and I go into the city (NYfag here) to stay at a boutique hotel, order room service and fuck like rabbits. No budget is ever set for these weekends but we usually spend $3,000. Always bottles of Krug, ice cold, drink it off my wife's snatch and out of her navel. Sometimes she'll take a mouthful and spit it into mine.

Exorbitant but I've earned it and after 4 kids, 20 years of marriage I still see the 17yo girl that blew me on a ferris wheel at the Dutchess County fair all those years ago. We both deserve the best ergo I provide the best.

I don't care about blog/meme posting, the fact that 2 weekends from now I'll be balls deep in my wife's rectum while drinking Champagne and feeling the electricity of the air of that city around us gets my heart pounding.

>>8790984
Tomatin is a good cheaper single malt starter as well.

>>8791454
>drink it off my wife's snatch and out of her navel. Sometimes she'll take a mouthful and spit it into mine.

I know adult couples IRL who share this level of detail with people and think it's "cute". Nobody calls them out because it's awkward and weird. This is 4chan and all, but just for your own dignity I hope this isn't the way you talk to people in the real world

>>8791542

>that's offensive

Go be a fat whore elsewhere.

>>8789934
I'm a hardcore alcoholic, don't judge my selections though, I only drink two things:

If I want to only do straight shots w/ no chaser. I drink Fireball... I drink about 25-30 fireball shots a day (airplane bottle 50ml size)

If I feel like using a chaser, I drink 750ml-1000ml of Evan Williams green label a day with dr pepper as chaser

>>8789934
Yamazaki 12 is really good. If you're feeling adventurous the sherry cask is mind meltingly amazing.

>>8791578

Where are the sherry casks from, Europe?

>>8791584
Last batch was from Spain. They were oloroso casks. Not sure where the post 2013 casks are from.

>>8791603

Where does the grain come from? Is this just another overly perfected product due to autism like Hudson Baby Bourbon? Seems nothing about this Japanese Scotch is even Japanese. Is there just a weeaboo novelty to this product that you're inflating it's uniqueness and value?

>>8791611
Both Suntory and Yamazaki are self sufficient. They produce everything and have their own grain distillery.

They've won multiple awards for their whiskeys and are on or above par with anything coming out of Ireland or Scotland. That burns me to say as I'm Irish.

Order a sample bottle of the 12 year old or the sherry cask. If you're still not impressed after that I'll blow a donkey on live stream.

>>8791555
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and you just eliminated it

Keep telling yourself that all your friends love to hear your gross bedroom stories

Funny you should assume I'm fat, considering that everyone I've ever met who shares graphic details of their gross bedroom life is, actually, quite fat and unappealing to look at

>>8791584
>>8791603
Sherry is, by definition, from Spain

>>8791656

>self sufficient
>buys casks from superior wineries and distilleries

Hmm. Sounds like a Nationalistic gimmick to me.

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>>8791673

Scotch, by definition is from Scotland.

And...?

>>8791676
They do their own casks as well. The Sherry cask was a limited run.

>>8791611
>waah waah the Japanese did a good job at something and it upsets me
I don't hear you complaining when Americans make good beer, is this just 4chan-style white supremacy speaking?

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>>8791669

>being this jilted and prude

>>8791680
Which is why Japanese whisky is only colloquially referred to as "scotch", and doesn't actually have "scotch" on the label

>>8791673
>Sherry is, by definition, from Spain

Is this true?

What if a wine is made exactly like sherry but isn't from spain, what is it called?

>>8791686
I'm a guy, and I find tattoos disgusting too. Do a better google image search, Fatty McOvershare

>>8791684

It doesn't sound like they've done anything. Is their master distiller European as well? I bet he is.

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>>8791694
Whatever it wants, I suppose, as long as it's not "sherry" which is a PDO. I bet it would blow your mind to learn there's also sherry-like fortified wine from Spain that isn't called sherry, just like there's bubbly wine from France that isn't called champagne

>>8791703
https://thewhiskeywash.com/whiskey-styles/world/visit-yamazaki-distillery/

>>8791692

The Kanji on the bottle states "scotch whiskey" spelled incorrectly as well. What an embarrassing appropriation, like Japanese baseball. They're all Ameriboos which is the saddest part.

>>8791703
>muh authenticity
Globalization happened, trumpie. Get over it

>>8791701

I wouldn't drink vintage champagne from an obese persons genitals or navel, the lack of airflow alone means festering bacteria stench. Gross. Don't project your insecurities here, you're raining on my parade out of jealousy.

>>8791712
does PDO mean something like the name is protected and only allowed to be called X if it means A, B and C requirements?


it doesn't surprise me w/ the sherry

I knew that about champagne and france....I'm a huge fan of Spumante, much to the cringe of my rich friends who consider it trashy...

>>8791721

Why is everyone crying about the Ghost in a Shell movie then? Get over it.

:^)

>>8791724
Yes that must be it. Everyone loves to hear your gross bedroom stories because they can't control their lust for a used up mother of 4

>>8791730
How the fuck should I know? The ghost in the shell anime wasn't even that great. Maybe they're mad that anyone even bothered with a live action version?

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>>8791738
>he watches animu

>>8791713

>Mike Miyamoto, Suntory Whisky global brand ambassador

Ahhh a war-time passion babby. Neat.

>Yamazaki uses five different cask types for maturation. This includes ex-bourbon casks, American white oak puncheons they produce at their cooperage, hogsheads, Mizunara oak casks they also produce on their own, and Spanish oak ex-sherry casks. A sixth type, French chateau casks, is used to finish certain whiskies, but is never used for full maturation.

So not "self sufficient" all their casks are foreign.

>Shinji Fukuyo, master blender was educated at the Culinary Institute of America in New York State

LOL

>>8791731

Why hasn't a woman chosen YOU to reproduce with is a better question/statement.

MGTOW? Some skeezer hurt you so now you're jilted? Nah, I still think you're a dried up fat woman.

>>8791727
More or less, yes. As you may be aware, some PDOs allow more variety than others. Sherry is quite diverse in terms of styles, but even if a wine tastes pretty much the same as an established style of sherry, if it's made somewhere else (like the Toro Albala wine), it's not sherry
>>8791750
I had an anime phase in the 1990s, my knowledge of anime pretty much ends around 1999

>>8791738

Ahhhh so only PoC can completely steal/rip-off ideas and customs from Europeans. Whereas Europeans aren't allowed to AT ALL because, reasons... gotcha senpai.

>>8791769
>if someone doesn't like my overshare they must be a jealous fat woman with tattoos who is also a MGTOW jilted jealous virgin
Sure, that must be it. Or maybe you're just being gross, ever think of that? Keep grasping at straws though.

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>>8791454
>>8791542
>>8791555
>>8791669
>>8791686
>>8791701
>>8791724
>>8791731
morons

>>8791776
PoC? Isn't that just another word for black people? So I'm black now, is that it? A black, white, fat, female, male, MGTOW feminazi?

>>8791779

>overshare
>grasp at straws
>who hurt you
>hun/honey/actually

Fat Tumblr-tier bull dyke confirmed.

Either Espolon Reposado or Tully Dew

>>8791786
You forgot #BLM Trayvon Paco the Janitor who took er jererrrrbs islamist zionazi

>>8791784

Anyone who isn't white is a "person of color" according to PC culture. Hey it's not like I appropriated Sumo 100 years ago and made it a national sport here.

>>8791791

Please go back to your containment board. Thanks.

>>8791793
Maybe you should have, we have enough ham planets to make it a resounding success. Who needs chanko nabe when there's golden corral?

>>8791779

>reading about others disgusts me
>i dont even watch porn or anime

Why are u on 4chan then?

>>8791799
You're the one who started with the memes, I was just trying to help you since you obviously missed a few

>>8791802

Sumo aren't "American Obese" They're just big people. A lot of foreigners do Sumo, especially Koreans and Chinese people. That being said, Japanese people are all Ameriboos anyway.

>>8791807

You called me a Nazi for posting factual content, that EVERY single thing about that Japanese whiskey is American or European, just put together by slants in the woods they're destroying for the sake of capitalism. LOL.

Protip: Nazis were anti-capitalist welfare queens.

>>8791819
>You called me a Nazi
Show me on the thread where I did that. I'll wait.

>>8791825

Go back to your containment board, thanks.

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>>8791454

>>8791829
This is my containment board, cleetus. Maybe you should learn to talk about food and cooking without spouting /pol/ memes and then blaming others for responding in kind

>>8791838

>Cletus

I stated facts, not memes. Such an emotional response, ma'am.

>>8791846
You haven't posted a single fact in this thread, just a bunch of incoherent raving about female male black white feminazi MGTOWs

>>8791852

Sure did, right here: >>8791760

Does the fact that your weeaboo whiskey isn't even Japanese offend you like the sex story? Even the Amish brag about banging their wives. Only a woman would take offense to objectifying women.

>>8791871
>one semi-/pol/ post out of dozens of shitposts makes dozens of extreme /pol/ shitposts ok
I like how your gross story is now "objectifying" women

You seem like the kind of guy who posts "money shot" images of a half-mangled chewed up hamburger and thinks everyone else should find it appetizing

Complete lack of self-awareness

>>8791025
marlon brando detected

>>8791895

>i dont like things

You've already complained about this, twice, ma'am. Want some store credit so you go away?

>>8791910
How much longer are you going to bitch and moan about your gross overshare not being welcome here?

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>>8791895

>stating facts about cultural appropriations from whites make you a nazi/racist/bigot/homophobe

The existence of that product is an insult to my cultural heritage. Racists.

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>>8791920

Only to you Madame Prudenpants. Here's a non-offensive, feminine image for you.

>>8791927
Arabs invented distillation, maybe you should ask for their permission before whining about the Japanese

>>8791932
And the /pol/ shitposting continues

>>8791935

The Greeks. Factually speaking.

https://www.unguentarium.eu/pages/distillation-history

>>8791940

You're talking to more than one person I hope you realize.

>>8791949
Your link says mesopotamians

>>8791961

The process of distillation, to turn sea water into potable water was invented 2,000+ years ago.

You stated: "Arabs invented distillation"

Which is untrue, and non-factual.

Also, Mesopotamian people were mostly Greek anyway.

>>8790984
When I first started drinking whisky, I enjoyed Glenlivet a lot more then Glenfiddich

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>>8791982
>Also, Mesopotamian people were mostly Greek anyway.
Nope.

>>8791454
>ruining the flavors of a nice champagne by mixing it with disgusting body excretions because your brain is chemically dependent on social interaction

there's a special place in hell for people like you

alcohol threads need to be banned from ck.

Alcohol is not food. it poisons the body. IT is a fluke that the poison happens to make people feel good. Lots of poisons will do this.

GO to hell you alcohol spamming ass holes.

>>8791982
and scots are basically greek
and nips are basically scots

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>>8790984
glenmorangie 10 is nice, sweet, easydrinking and cheap. If you wanna try the opposite end of the scotch spectrum (peaty, smoky) go for ardbeg or laphroaig. Pic related is good too (salty, buttery). Don't spend more than 50 bucks on a bottle till you know what ya like.

>>8792020

So the Greeks didn't decimate all major cities and establish themselves as the ruling class 300BC? News to me, and ancient historians.

>>8792106

t. Muhammad Aisharaper

>>8792106
Straight edge faggots need to get off 4chan altogether. Boring fuckers the load of you.

>vikings blog
>monkey shoulder