Food gore thread?

it's not funny when it's clearly something retarded somebody did on purpose

>>8789563
is this "aesthetic"?

i mean i cum on every subway sandwich i buy

>>8789563
This is a pop culture reference. Not gore

>>8789563
milk steak is a delicacy you fucking peasant.

>>8789606
That
>>8789616
This

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>>8789563

>>8789563
I prefer rum ham

>>8789563
milk steak is delicious as long as it's boiled until extra hard.

>>8789587
This made me so sad :(

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I'm on a diet.

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please don't add soy sauce to cooked spaghetti and call it lo mein.

>>8789728
Is he trying to steal that steaks soul?

>>8789563
That steak looks like africa.

>>8789728
>frostmourne hungers

>>8789563
The perfect meal for a fullonrapist.

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>>8791186
Same me

>>8792299
double dubs

>>8789563
So let me get this straight... you dont go to a restaurant and order their finest milksteak and jellybeans?

>>8789563
Food gore is kinda bad when it's just shit being ironically terrible. It's much funnier when it's legit or semi-legit fuckups.

>>8794535

That's food porn, not gore.

>>8789563
That's not food gore. Its a food joke.

>>8794599
would devour

>>8794535
.... id fuck it

>>8794602
strongly consider suicide

>>8794599
>mexico
>when all the product names are in english

>>8794647
Being America's mexico is the worst thing I can think of

>>8789563
Wheres that bannana steak and ketchup photo

>>8794599
is there a collection of these like the big mac ice cream or vodka grilled cheese ones?

>>8794599
what is even in the cup before they ruin it?

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>>8794599

Why do mexicans love doing this shit?

>>8794805
I think it's corn

>>8794846
nothing wrong with tomato quik

>>8792167
monster

>>8794841
every time

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This is a wrap stuffed with rice, oranges, bananas and fucking maple syrup. This shit looks nasty and my faggot is just devouring it like it's a 5 star meal and I want to vomit.

>>8794599
>desire to build wall intensifies

>>8791186
ur on a diet but ur eating carbs?
youwhatmate

>>8794599
Is there a name for this style of food?

>>8794829
I feel like it would be marginally better if you actually knew what it was they were putting in there.

>>8794599
TASTY!

>>8794882
>and my faggot is just devouring it
You have your own faggot?

>>8794599
Is that powdered sugar?
>>8794908
Cardiac Arrest

>>8794829
>>8794647
>>8794599
they know all you fucking seppos will eat that shit up

>>8792167
>>8794861
>>>/r/eddit

>>8792221
Did you make that up? That was witty as fuck.

>>8789563
Beaf looks like afrika

>>8794882
damn, I wish I had my very own faggot.

>>8795053
Nah dude. Not even people from butter frying country go to Mexico expecting that shit.

People that eat hotplate garbage might eat it, but they certainly wouldn't expect it.

Also, Mexico is the fattest country in the world.

All this food gore but I never see kitchen gore. I bet some of you anons have some nasty kitchens. I'd love to see that.

>>8795058
as boring as UK food is, this is actually alright

>>8792391
Recipe?

>>8795199
It's from the warcraft 3 expansion

>>8792221
>top kek

on closer inspection its fucking frostmourne.

>>8794829
That'll be $30, plus tip.

>>8794599
The fuck is wrong with people

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>>8794599

>>8792167
I did this with Pepsi in a mountain dew can to test the placebo effect. It worked

>>8794829
It breaks my heart because the guy seems to legitimately put passion or be excited to make it but it just doesnt seem appetizing in the least but i could never tell this guy that.
I think im too empathetic to be a good cook /ck/

>>8794882
There's mould in the top right corner. I hope your faggot is okay.

>>8792221
Well done

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>>8796275
>Be collegefag selling green for spending money
>Make delivery because it's on the way to Walmart
>Go into guy's apartment because he offered me a beer
>Notice cheap handgun on kitchen table & kek internally
>Notice that the gun is surrounded by plastic bags
>Notice unholy smell
>Notice plastic bags on the counters
>Look in bags
>They're full of cat shit

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>>8789563
>Food gore
Does war footage count?

>>8795061
agreed, this certainly doesn't jive with my /humor/

>>8799699
>being scared of smoking cat shit

ur a fuckin prude ass pussy, live a little christcuck moralfag

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>>8792221
>>8789728

>>8795058
The southern US equivalent is switching beans for sweet corn.

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>>8791186
>>8792391
Warm the tortillas

>>8794599
10_feet_higher.jpg

>>8789571
It's an It's always sunny in Philadelphia reference

>>8794861
actually its coke

>>8798779
>putting cheese on with that much marge already on board

gotta be careful if you value your figure my man

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>>8789563

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>>8795028
>he doesn't have his own faggot

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>>8794599

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This thread needs some howtobasic

>>8803259
Reddit

>>8803337
Is this a vegetarian meatloaf?

>>8803347
Apparently its actually prison food some guy invented to torment his prisoners

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>>8803344

>>8803357
this guy is like 9/10 id let him hit it

>>8795058
fuck you. add some cheese and Worcester sauce and its peng

>>8792218

>>8803368

mmmm medium rare

>>8803368
Eyy the Wolfe Pit is a great show

>>8795058
>beans on toast
>gore
im sorry but its tasty af

>>8795058
Delete this.

>>8803368
I'm sure that tastes fine, if a tad too salty.

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>>8803368
>meaty puds

>>8803368
What the FUCK is that?!

>>8794829
Mexican Americans
I've said a billion times

>>8803738
Meat pie designed for easy storage and consumption during WWII.

>>8803368
>this is my countrys legacy in international cuisine.

>>8803743

>Mexican American

Can't be both, one or the other.

Am I a European-American?

>>8794599
>Mexico

All these 'build the wall' edgos....

IT'S FUCKING AMERICA!

>>8803772
Then the wall is to protect the rest of the world

>>8794848
Fuck you its tasty

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>>8794599

>>8792221
kek
have another (you)

>>8794599

Fat Mexicans now blame White Americans for making them fat.

way to become niggers, Mexico

>>8794908
Authentic Mexican
Both in cuisine and in thought process

>>8789728
Can't rekindle the flame on an empty stomach

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>>8789563

Tis the season.

>>8794829
>chips
>some cheese
>chocolate cereal
>pinch of dried blood clot
>oreos
>testicles of some demon
>sauce
>sauce
>shaky sauce
>salt
>invisible mayo
>sauce
>juice

What do they feel while eating this?

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>>8792299
That quality tho

>>8803756
If both of your parents are European and you were born in America, yes.

>>8804917
I've had food similar to this although a smaller portion and less ingredients. It tastes really good.

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i made this lil guy today

>>8802108
>those wrists / hands / forearms

They don't, obviously.

>>8803337
fuck I just watched this like 8 hours ago

>>8795058
>fry chopped bacon
>scramble an egg into the bacon
>add beans and ground black pepper
>simmer
>pour over wholegrain toast and serve with hot sauce
pure bean kino

>>8792184
That's not spaghetti though.

>>8804981
looks like shit famalam

never seen any of these pics or webms before xD

>>8804939
The interesting thing is that this bit was really believable right until the chili. That was stupid. Also, you have the C- version of the webm, the one with the stupid looking guy at the end.

>>8805979
>xD
>>>/tumblr/

>>8789587
Well Aquafresh is technically edible.

>>8794829
That guy looks pretty white though.

>>8804939
I think I'd stop at the corn husk.

>>8804917
>shaky sauce

This is where I lost it. Good job.

>>8806260
You realize Mexican isn't a race

The guy is likely of Spanish decent as many Mexicans are

>>8798779

>dumping random shit on burned toast

Why?

>>8806513

Mexican is a culture though and he is living it.

>>8804981

>Kill me

>>8803756
Yes, Mexican is an ethnicity.

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What are you talking about OP, that's a perfectly fine Milk Steak.

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>>8789563

>>8805970
the beauty of a pepe is in the ugly

>>8792184
Defo not spaghetti.

>>8794599
Nothing but corn and cheese

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>>8798779
And again she's using her stove as a countertop. I'm triggered.

>>8804981
Fuck, Pepe is not looking too good after that stroke.

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it might not really be food gore, but these overdressed bloody marys always make me laugh

>>8808790
is that a 2nd bloody mary? i love it and i want it

>>8808798
i just notice that. not a bad idea. garnish your bloody mary with another bloody mary

>>8791115
It's the best just over hard.

>>8794841
boner poptart

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>>8789563
Nothing like a good milk steak

>>8789563
Nothing hits the spot like a good milk steak, a side of raw jellybeans, and a cold glass of fight milk on the side.

>>8789728
is that Tijuana jackson?

>>8794843
Cheese and milk are both dairy products. :^)

>>8803337
AfterPrisonShow?

>>8803368
>>8803618
muh niggers

>>8792195
Underrated literally the worst taste in the world.

>>8804887
>melted chocolate spread
>toasted marshmallow topping
>literally a smores dip

Not sure what's "gore" about this. I mean, I'd rather use regular marshmallows instead of colored ones coated in sugar, but the idea isn't bad.

>>8792167

My youth group put Pepsi in one cup, Coke in another, and half and half in a third. He was staunchly for Coke, but he liked the mixed one in the blind test we gave.

>tfw never kept the Pepsi Challenge t-shirt I won and wore to trigger him

>>8792195

And with the worst toothpaste, too

>>8794848

Is that a fried rat?

>>8811442
ur a fried rat

>>8807562
>bow before the goddess of fertility puny mortal

>>8804939
you jest, but im sure this tastes amazing.

>>8794848
It's 100% struggle food.
People just got used to the taste of shit and then shit became a comfort food.

>>8794599
that shit looks disgusting!

>>8811457

DONT POST SHIT CONTENT. THINK OF A WELL THOUGHT OUT, INTERESTING RESPONSE. GO BACK TO BEING 2007 4CHAN RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW I HATE ALL OF YOU NEO-4CHAN REDDITORS I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8789563

Milksteak with the finest jellybeans, raw, is amazing

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>>8806260
>he looks white

>>8794908
mexican street food

>>8794829
Was the juice at the end...

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>>8792221

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>>8799699
>not huffing jenk

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Pure
fucking
heresy

>>8789728
Is this Blade behind the scenes

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>these gringos thinking tostilocos are American
Jajajajajajaja

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>>8813721

>>8794599
Am Mexican. Never seen this before but 10/10 would eat.
Corn in a cup is common. It's usually corn, butter, mayo, hot sauce or powder, and parmesan cheese.
For those wondering this is most likely:
Corn
Butter
Mayo
Nacho cheese
Mexican style cream
Cojita cheese
Bacon

>>8803572

shut your gob you fucking wanker

>>8794908
It's usually just "(name of base food) preparado"
Literally just prepared chips or fruit or whatever

>>8797521
Actually Mexican street food is cheap af

>>8806260
Not sure if trolling or ridiculousy ignorant...

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>>8814283
you just triggered my trap card fellow latino.

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>>8815671

>>8794908
Heretical.

omg its the POST THE SAME 10 WEBMS AGAIN PLEASE thread my favorite

>>8794848
Still not as bad as korean food

>>8806985
>Mexican is an ethnicity

Lol

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>>8802066

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>>8792221
britty gud

>>8794599
NOT THIS SHITO AGAIN . FUCKPEG

>>8815658
What the fuck is this alchemy

>>8798779
is this based kay

>>8804887
that looks delicious

>>8807329
>it's always reddit in philadelphia

>>8795058
only if its buttered toast

>>8802066
Tekeli-li!

>>8815658
Beer, fruit pulp, and sherbert?

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>>8792221

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>>8792221

>>8804870
You must be kidding I fucking swear to god.

>>8816167
T E X M E X
E
X
M
E
X

>>8816167
you're lying if you wouldn't eat this

>>8807562
The tiddies on that fucking chicken make me weep.

>>8817314
based jack

>>8814266
>not being able to distinguish them by shape
>having such shitty ability to distinguish colors that you'd mix up the yellower orange and green, darker red, lighter yellow skittle colors with their similarly colored M&M counterparts
>not eating both skittles and M&Ms candy-by-candy so you can savor their candy flavor
I'd do this to discover who among me is some kind of blind unperceptive asshole who shovels shit in their mouth by the handful like a pig.

>>8817335
>not just checking which one are labeled with an 'M' or an 'S'

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>>8792299
Geezus, it just gets worse...

>>8792299
I didn't even know it was possible to save the thumbnail of a gif.

>>8804981
I suppose it looks good in concept, don't give up, perfection comes from practice.

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Someone post ja/ck/

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>>8817599
Ants

>>8789728
The Lich Nigger

>>8817806
Frozen bananas? What's the gore?

>>8792195
Hahahahahha fucking 10/10

>>8792221
Nice. Very nice.

>>8792299
Died at the pizza

>>8817923

It's corn.

>>8815662
>spic
>one glove
>handles in the food
>walmart plastic bins
That's about right

>>8816167
Hardly the same. That is basically spic casserole.
And most americans hate casseroles.

>>8803572
100% american who watches that fucking london nog

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>>8817969

>>8816167
Tortilla chips
Canned tomato sauce
Canned enchilada sauce
Two bags of cheese

What's the sodium content of this?

>>8815674
it could do without the candy but mango and spice are delicious
try it sometime

>>8815965
what am i looking at here
i w ant to lick it

>>8818641
I wanna lick you

>>8819826
O-okey

>>8791186
tomatoes and ketchup??

>>8794608
Posts from /r/shittyfoodporn are low effort at best

>>8792221

I don't get it

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When I was younger and in high school my grandma used to cook steak all the time. She would cook it at least once every week or two for the family. By the time I would get home from between going to school and hanging out with friends, I would always have the wonderful experience of having a steak served to me - boiled. She would boil the steak in water and serve it to the rest of the family.

Looking back on it I think it explains part of the reason I have grown up with so many mental problems. I still can't look at a steak without having flashbacks.

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>>8794882
Savages, all of them.

>>8803756
Yes
Yes you can
Although itd be more specific, like French American or English American and such

>>8804887
It's not like it's an individual dish
This shit is a party plate, like chips and dip

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>tfw had to vomit today and it looked more appetising than 80% of this thread.
I guess that's why it's called gore.

>>8794608
actually might be good tb,h

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my bf did me a "favor" and cooked this $15 pasture raised chicken i bought

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>>8815658
>that slow, scummy carbonation
that ain't right

shit bubbles like dishwater

>>8803618
>>8803368
wolfe pit is siick

>>8820815
I hate his voice. Chef John has a weird way of talking but it's nothing compared to that guy.

>>8820786

Thats pretty sweet. Next time you can do it together.

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>>8794599

>>8795058
dalton wilcox has some great recipes for this

>>8814331
Are u high?
It's queso blanco

>>8794599
We gotta build 2 walls now

I miss those #wifeymaterial threads.. actual cringe

>>8818630
Enough to kill an average sized dog

>>8792299
Lost

>>8794608
Sweden.jpg

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>>8817599
Better resolution

>>8814331
it's better as a cob, I was skeptical at first but a cob with some mayo, chili powder and cheese is GOAT street food
>parmesan
fuck outta here you fake Mexican

>>8789728
>when you accidentally stab the person across the table trying to cut your dinner.

>>8792195
Ever actually drink orange juice after brushing your teeth?

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>>8794599
>it just keeps going

>>8820744
why did you vomit anon

>>8794908
Tex mex

>>8820171
The sword (frostmourne) is eating instead of cutting the food.

>>8808790
Who ordered that, Ricky Bobby?

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>>8815965
What is that?

Is it an eye socket?

Is it an open wound?

Is it a taxidermy WIP?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

And what are those things in it?

>>8815671

I love how she carefully opens the bag of doritos and uses fucking tongs to even more carefully place the fuckers around the goddamn instant ramen monolith as if it'll make the sodium disappear from the equation once the 50 gallons of horseshit is added directly after.

>>8822475
Yes
It feels like burning and tastes a bit like rubber

>>8794846
Wouldn't the Ketchup's vinegar make the milk curdle

>>8822522
>>8818641
http://pollymorgan.co.uk/exhibitions/endless-plains-2/

>>8822498
No idea desu, just woke up and felt nauseous af for hours.

>>8803259
Howtobasic needs some brass knuckles to jaw.

>>8813576
U a fried rat bro.

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>>8794889
>he thinks you can't diet and eat carbs

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>get home
>two of the same leaflet in my mailbox
>open them
>see this

>>8789563
>NOT ENJOYING MILK STEAK
FUCKING RETARDS GO AWAY

>>8816167
One plate of that shit would give you an explosive headache

>>8824416
I don't read spic

>>8794599
>californian """""people"""""
second wall when

>>8803738
JUST steak

>>8794889
Tortillas are made without yeast. Meaning it has less sugar. Basically low carbs.

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>>8817335
>
>>8817366
BTFO

>>8824747
sometimes the s and the m comes off.

>>8789563
https://youtu.be/Q2ezpExQ_k0
MILKSTEAK

>>8817314
>not eating your chicken medium-rare
tastless, the lot of you

>>8824416
Reminds me of Club Penguin

>go to the butcher 15 minutes ago
>making conversation with him
>there was a lady who came in just before me
>she had a request that the butcher has never had before in his 60 years of butchering
>she wanted $150 of beef eye fillet minced
literally why?

>>8825317
I like the guy a lot, but holy shit, it's not THAT hard to make grilled cheese with cheese on the outside. For starters, use a non-stick, not a fucking cast iron. Second, you use plenty of oil.

>>8825725
>60 years of butchering
Fucking wagies I swear

>>8794848
That's not dinner it's a bloody crime scene.

>>8816231
kek

>>8792299
fuck man whyd you go and post the tiny version

>>8805979
Fuck off my board

>>8827224
Delete /mu/ gookmoot.

>>8794848
Does the cold freeze their brains and taste buds?

>>8824847
then just squeeze em a bit, the m&ms should stay whole while the skittles crack and squish easily

>>8824416
>can't even spell Pizzeria

>>8824423
The problem is that the jelly beans are supposed to be served raw as a side, not cooked in the milk with the steak

>>8807562
>tfw a chicken has bigger tits than your gf

>>8803222
This one has to have been deliberate, nobody stores their marshmallows and iron in the same cupboard

>>8828014
>raw jelly beans

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>>8792167