How do you make your grilled cheese, /ck/?

>>8789115
here's what I do op
>get two buns
>a chicken patty
>some lettuce
>McChicken sauce

the perfect grilled cheese.

>>8789121
fpbp

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>>8789121
Where's the cheese?

>>8789127
i got your cheese right here
*unzips dick*

>>8789133
I swear to god, if ONE more person posts that webm

>>8789153
When you kill the creator of Barney

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>>>/vg/173442079

>Heat pan on medium
>Thinly spread butter on slice of bread
>Reduce heat to medium-low, set bread in pan buter side down
>Quickly stack thin slices of extra sharp cheddar and gouda
>Put another slice of buttered bread on top, with the butter on the outside
>Cover with a pot lid and wait a minute
>Check underside of sandwich, flip if it's golden and crispy
>Cover with lid again
>When other side is done, move the sandwich to a plate
>Dip it in ketchup, the best grilled cheese condiment

>>8789115

Bread, cheese, George Foreman grill

>white whole wheat slices bread
>1 slice of kraft singles
>butter in the pan
>wala

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>>8789186
this was fine until
>heat pan on medium

>>8789170
No, vendettafag I will never leave. Literally never. Especially since when you don’t leave even when I don’t appear. It's clear you don't care about any endgame, only to harass me. So long as this site exists, and you are here ruining the site, I will be here to tell you to fuck off and stop breaking the rules.

>>8789133
what is this from?

>>8789207
You can think whatever you like to make sense of your madness.

>>8789221
Chef (2014) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY

>>8789221
>>8789235
essential nu-male core

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>>8789121
Oh that's clever.

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>>8789235
tyvm

I'm a lazy fucker when it comes to junk food. I'll usually butter the outer side of a cheese sandwich and pop it in the toaster oven until both sides are golden.

>>8789153
Well that didn't take long.

>>8789223
You are the one who is mad, as you are the one who refuses to talk to anyone or address what they are saying.

Not that you will listen or ever stop harassing me. Because you think it's hilarious to shit post then get told you're shitposting. Seeing as how it must be the only attention you get at all in your life.

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>>8789257

>>8789267
Simply spamming off-topic reaction images without any text whatsoever doesn't help your case whatsoever.
I will never understand what drives you to act the way you do.
It's fucking insane. I don't get it, why do you care so much about attacking and harassing people on the internet?

>>8789279
Holy shit you're on fucking /ck/ too
Where does your autism end, good god

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>>8789115
cast iron pan, bacon grease or schmaltz
Martin's potato bread, 1 slice muenster, 1 slice American

>>8789287
It ends when vendettafag ends his harassment of me, which seems to be unending.

Challah bread, pepper jack cheese, jalapenos and bacon. With tomato soup on the side. Good shit

>>8789133
such a le chéf

>>8789115
>CHEDDAR
>BREAD

Splash worcestershire sauce

Put under grill until golden

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>Start with Dave's Killer Bread
>Butter both sides of of both slices
>Assemble sandwich
>Heat oven to 400°F
>Place sandwich in oven
>Cook until just begins to brown
>Flip
>Let brown on other side completely
>Remove from oven
>Cut into triangles
>Wa La!

>>8789153
Barneyfag do you do this on literally every board? God damn man either get a life or kill yourself.

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>put butter on pan
>put bread on pan
>add slice of cheese
>sprinkle some extra shredded cheese on top
>add minced onions
>add black pepper
>grill like normal
>dip in spaghetti sauce when finished cooking

>>8789139

I really don't understand what attracts children to this board.

>>8791048
Horses killed his family once.
This is his eternal autistic vengeance.

>butter pan
>place bread
>place cheese
>pull out
>butter pan again
>place bread
>place first bread with cheese on top

>>8789133
Butter and oil? Seems excessive

>Butter bread on the side going on the pan.
>Put cheese on the other side, apply second slice of bread and butter.
>Set on hot pan to brown and melt cheese.
>Begin screaming and throwing eggs at pan.
>Throw chairs, bricks, plates and more eggs at oven, destroying it.
>Pour gasoline on everything and laugh sadistically while everything is on fire.
>Have a small orgasm as I rub my hand in the thing I made.
>Slap the mass with a dead fish.
>Thumbs up.

>>8789115
>butter bread
>butter pan
>butter cheese
>drop pretense and just eat butter

>>8789133
Have you seen the film Chef?

Am I the only one who puts mayo on my grilled cheese

>>8790046
>Dave's Killer Bread
that sounds incredibly reddit

>>8791120
>minced onions
that's a melt, not a grilled cheese

>>8792341
Yeah, it's pointless

>>8792980
Hell no man that's the trade secret for a dam good grilled cheese

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>>8792341
>>8793029

It's not butter, it's mayonnaise. It's a trick that people use to make the bread crispier.

>>8792980
Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good sandwich with mayo?

Shit tier desu

>>8792990
It is. That shit is like $7 for a 1/2 loaf and is no tastier and no more nutritious than the store brand stuff.

>>8793044
Sweet dubs my man

>>8791048
Well, as many as I can.
A good chunk of these fags are ban evaders, including OP.

>>8789115
>Get nice bread, ideally whole wheat or sourdough and not grocery store sugarbread
>Get decent cheese. If it says "processed cheese food" anywhere on the package it's not decent cheese.
>Cheddar, smoked provolone, havarti, pepper jack, Swiss, and Gouda are all reccomended
>American cheese is not
>Throw your mayo in the trash where it belongs
>Pan, nice and hot or panini press, nice and hot
>Butter cooking surface AFTER it gets hot
>Construct sandwich on plate, use 2-3 slices of cheese
>Put in pan, swirling it around with (washed) hand to get the bread nice and buttery
>spread butter on top slice if using panini press
>Cook a couple minutes, depending on heat
>flip once if in pan, no need if using press
>take out of pan/press with spatula
>return finishes sandwich to plate
>let it cool for a couple minutes, then serve either alone or with tomato soup

>>8793067
Interesting. I might actually try it some time

>>8789133
lol look at this fat fuck

>>8789121
tip top kek

velveeta, peanut butter, mayo, butter, ketchup, mustard, ranch

Butter the outside of each slice - a couple slices of Kraft Singles - fry butter sides out until golden and crisp. Savor the flavor of childhood.

Put cheese and bread in George foreman

>>8789115
Butter the bread, nothing on the pan
Sharp cheddar/havarti or
pepperjack/meunster
or all if I am legitimately only-had-breakfast hungry
red onion slices
real bacon bits
oregano
A little over-done but no one will ever convince me an extra 5 minutes isn't worth how good it is.

slice of sharp cheddar
slice of gouda

>>8789194
What's the problem? If you set it to high it will burn the bread before melting the cheese.

>>8789127
Have you ever microwaved lettuce before? That gets pretty melty if left in too long

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this is the shit on a grilled cheese

>>8789115
>Gluten free bread.
>Non-dairy cheese.
>Spread bread with coconut oil.
>Place cheese between bread.
>Cook until pan breaks.

>>8793076
I thought I was a faggot buying Oroweat loaves @$5, jesus.

>>8793766

I'd never heard of it until a few years ago, always thought it was just some weird southern thing, but it definitely works. Low heat, good cheese, and good quality bread with just a smear of mayo on the outside and it's heavenly. You don't get a disgusting oily film from it either, like you'd think. Let us know how it goes, anon!

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>black bread
>havarti cheese
>sometimes tomato
>throw in goereg foreman
>wait
>eat
bowling appalachian thief
it looks like louis ck's wet dream but it gets the job done

Take your damn bread

Melt some god damn butter in a cast iron skillet

Toast 2 sides and pull them the fuck out

Put the cheese on the toasted sides and slam that shit together

melt some more god damn butter in that nice ass cast iron

toast both sides

watch that cheese melt niqqa

grilled

fuckin

cheese

>Grate cheese onto inside of tortilla
>Serve cold with dipping hot sauce

How well (or not) would using Stilton work? I love blue cheese to death.

>>8789139
don't you mean unzipping your pants? unzipping your dick sounds really weird and painfully

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>>8789115
Can you just stop harassing me?
https://derpibooru.org/625507

>>8792990
>>8793076
I get it from costco for $6 and it's two loaves.

>>8789186
Fuck your ketchup. Ranch dressing or sauceless.

>>8797171
>He recognised it
holy shit, i'm a horsefucker and even I didn't get the reference

>>8789115
Spread some mayo on both sides of the bread before cooking. It crisps the bread. Otherwise fairly average.

>>8794091
what the fuck

>tfw I use 45-calorie whole wheat bread that's thinner than tissue paper

>>8792995
Fuck off

>>8798248
>It crisps the bread
So does butter, and it tastes better too.

>>8798245
>Not seeing horsefuckery in everything.
Turn in your autism card.

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>>8798689
bitch come at me
just try to pry my card from my cold, cheetos-encrusted fingies

>>8798696
I will ree and sissy slap at you on the streets!

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>>8798708
oh you wanna meet me on the streets? let's fucking go, mate; I know the ins and outs of autism.
you can't even compare, kiddo

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>>8791137
>>8789121

I like to mix soft butter with dijon mustard and spread it on the outside of the sandwich. It gets the outside nice and golden as well as giving it a bit of a kick when you bite into it. As for cheese, I'm still futzing around with cheddar and whatever cheese is available in the "cheese sample" basket at the supermarket I go to. Those cheeses are usually the ends/unusually shaped left overs of the store cut blocks of cheese, usually an oz or two for about $1.

>>8798280
Why do that to yourself?

>>8789115
this is nowhere near grilled enough

>>8789133
I love how this webm triggers pretty much everyone on this site

>>8791120
>grilled cheese
>pan
>butter
That's frying not grilling, retard.

>>8791137
Grilled cheese sandwiches, for one thing.

>>8794775
Still gay

>>8789133
what's wrong with this

>>8800051
Nothing. yurokebabs only eat falafel and hummus and get triggered by anything else.

>White-ish bread
>Ketchup on one side, dijon on the other
>Both sides facing out buttered
>Mild cheese of any kind
>Thicc ham, almost christmas ham tier, one slab
>Inna grilled cheese maker

>>8800051
It's meant to portray the dude as a cook but only makes him look pretentious.

>>8800096
>It's meant to portray the dude as a cook but only makes him look pretentious.
The worst part about it is that it looks like a very tasty grilled cheese, but the fact that it's being filmed like a documentary of a real chef puts on such a pedestal that cannot be reached with the american cheese, oil and butter, store-brought bread tripe that it is.

>>8800096
>>8800106
What if.........................it's a joke?

>>8800139
It's a joke on how much effort he puts into doing it, not on how unironically 'epik passionate!!!' they try to make it look like.

>>8800204
How do you know that?

>>8800051

Well, for a start he doesn't use a grill.

>>8800204
>unironically
no...you're not getting it

>>8800215
Basic comprehension skills.

>>8800223
No, I am.

>>8800219
Commercial flat-top cooking surfaces are known as grills.
What he's using looks like a grill to me.

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>>8789127
>>8789139
I don't know why but this made me fucking lose it.
Thanks, anons.