Frozen Eggs

>>8788765
Go to McDonalds since you're incapable of doing anything for yourself.

>>8788765
What did you spend on those eggs? $1.20? Throw them away and buy some more, you cheap fuck.

>>8788765
Let them unfreeze, they'll be fine. You can freeze eggs. I'd probably use them for scrambled though, it'll probably affect the texture.
For future reference, fridges are actually MORE efficient the more food you have in them.

>>8788765
Stick em up your ass and jerk off, feels really good. Then after they defrost shit them in a preheated pan BOOM! Instant ommlet with tones of all natural fiber

>>8788812
That sounds unsanitary

>>8788765
Toss them in a fryer and make fried eggs.

>>8788765
Do you know how a fucking thermostat works you dumb shit?

>>8788765
They'll be fine. In fact, if you can, you should deep fry them, because they're actually better when you put them in the fryer straight from frozen. Just make sure the oil is really hot before you start.

>>8788885
that sounds hot

>>8789936
use your finger to make sure it 180 degrees celsius

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are you ok OP?

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>>8790182

>"There are a lot of food in here, maybe I should crank of the thermostat"

>>8789936
Are you from Wigan, Anon?

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>putting eggs in the fridge

>>8788765
congratulations you don't know how a thermostat works

>>8790433
What is the best way to store eggs?

The best way to keep eggs is to store them in their original carton in the refrigerator as soon as possible after purchase. Cartons reduce water loss and protect flavours from other foods being absorbed into the eggs. Storing eggs loose, or in specially designed sections of the refrigerator is not recommended as this also exposes eggs to a greater risk of damage.

How long do eggs last?

Fresh eggs can be kept refrigerated in their carton for up to 6 weeks, there is a use by date displayed on the carton as well. It is best to put eggs in the fridge as soon as you get them home.

>>8790454
>Fresh eggs can be kept refrigerated in their carton for up to 6 weeks
Try six months. Eggs are also do not need refrigeration. The stamp on eggs show a use by date for room temperature storage. Fun fact: eggs last significantly longer if not washed.

Control question: how would we have chickens if eggs really spoiled as easily as some people think?

>>8788776
this

>>8790498
Warmth from the roosting hen inhibits growth of bacteria and other undesirables in the egg. Chickens take ~21 days to hatch, well within the stated expiration date.

Unwashed eggs last quite awhile on the counter, but washed eggs have a diminished shelf life .

>>8788765
>lower the temp in your fridge
>surprised when the temp lowers and your food freezes
???

>>8790552
>Warmth from the roosting hen inhibits growth of bacteria and other undesirables in the egg

That's not how bacteria work. Actually, the growth rate is much higher around body temperature, that's why you freeze things.
The unwashed egg has a protective outer layer which prevents bacteria from penetrating the shell.

>>8790599
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! science has been served!

>>8790856
Shut the fuck up

>>8789946
It's actually really cold

>>8790599

You sound smart...kinda like that black science guy...

>>8790433

I don't want them to hatch.

>>8788765
Deep fry them and create the next food fad.

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>>8790862
Have fun trying to sit the next few days.

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>>8790889

>>8790893
I waited so long for that guy to become such a laughing stock that his name could be used as an insult.
I am happy with this development.

>>8790989
You mean Neil "da Asse" Tyson Smiff?

>>8789936
lmao

>>8790433
>>8790498

The problem is that American eggs have the protective coating washed off.

>>8789802

this, make sure the oil is nice and hot first though

>>8792643
Is that why they are white? In first world countries, eggs are yellow/light brown.

Do Americans really wash that colour off their eggs?

>>8792717
no, thats impossible without bleaching the shells

different chicken breeds lay different color eggs. most popular commercial breeds are white leghorns for white eggs and barred rocks for brown eggs. ameraucanas lay light blue-green eggs too.

>t. spoiled by backyard chickens as a lad, cant enjoy shit-teir commercial eggs now
>summertime kitchen counter always littered with fucking eggs, didnt have enough fridge space for them

unwashed eggs can be kept out at room temp for a few weeks. most commercial eggs are washed before shipping and can take a couple weeks before even reaching the shelf so theyre never as fresh as homegrown can be

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>>8792944
>taking my post seriously
>implying I wasn't just being an idiot about the different egg shell colours

>>8789936
Fucking this. Only way to get perfect deep fried eggs.

>>8789936
>>8793578
dont do this i tried this and the ice exploded the oil and i burned half my face and now i haunt an operahouse

>>8793595
What flavor of totinos pizza rolls do you like?

>>8793174
>durr i was just pretending to be retarded

>>8793674
i only eat off brand titonos pizza rolls

>>8792717
No. Shell color is in the shell itself and is due to genetics.

The yolk color (pale yellow vs orange) is due to feed, free range chickens have darker yolks.