How do you make a good cake?

Spread your ass cheeks and push.

>>8786278
It's a piece of cake.

>Step 1: Get book
>Step 2: Do the cooking by the book
>Step 3: You know this, but don't be lazy

Also, I would advise against using another recipe. The cake will come out crazy.

>>8786350
>newfags don't know
;_;

Is that a cake or a block of fondant?

>>8786278
Is this the /ck/ equivalent of the /k/ cube?

>>8786350
WHAT?!

>>8786350
>Step 4: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH
>Step 5: LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
>Step 6: DROP THAT ASS LOW THEN PICK THAT MOTHER FUCKER UP.
>Step 7: Repeat steps 4-6

>>8786428
>Back that pussy she's a motherfucker!

>>8786446
>Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger

>>8786378
whats that?

>>8786354
that would be a huge fucking block of fondant, cake for sure

>>8786378
>/k/ cube
>not /k/ube

>>8786516
May the murder/k/ube have mercy on your trigger finger.

>>8786278
I follow the recipe

>>8786278
Pray to the giant carb cube in Kekka.
Then proceed to commit jihab to all non-obese hoomans.

>>8786278
take it out of the box

Would it be weird if the next time I get a cake for a celebration, I just get a block of fondant instead?
I prefer it over the cake inside anyways.

>>8786278
you don't you buy it ;)

>>8786350
kek

Just follow the direction on the box you idiot

>>8786278
do it by the book, then you'll have a cake