Belgian Fries

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Heaven is gold and brown. Know it.

Britain here, those are chips.

Don't make us fight a country that's scared of fighting.

>>8784342
Belgium has, by far, the tastiest carbs on the planet.

>>8784369

Your chips are ass. They've sucked in every fucking place.

>>8784342
>Big glob of mayonnaise on top
>Can't get to the untainted fries without getting mayo all over your hands

>>8784347
your fries are good, your waffles are good, but fuck you belgium and your shitty frikadellen and bicky trash. seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

They're called that because you French cut the potatoes, moron

>>8784407
Chips isn't slang for your mum

>>8784342
just call them terrorist fires

>>8784423
maybe you could order fries with no mayo?

A fucking non state

>>8784445

You can blame us for those surprise meat sticks actually (Dutch). Dunno why it spread.

>>8784342
you guys have great fries, but no one is changing it to Belgium Fries. Find peace in the fact that you will always be the superior secret menu.

>>8784423
Everywhere else in the world doesnt seem to understand this concept. Canada does it, belgians do it, fucking britcucks do it.
For some baffling reason the rest of the world has decided that fries either:
Must be incredibly fucking messy
or
You cannot eat them with your hands

>>8785082
I mean, why serve it in a cone which facilitates finger food perfectly, but have to eat it with a fork?

>>8785145
I have no idea.

belgian fries are kinda tight, I always liked potato champion in Portland (don't move to portland, it fucking sucks there and we hate you for even thinking about it) but calling them "frites" is some homosexual shit

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>>8784342
Non countries don't get to name foods

French guy here, I agree

>>8785145
You're supposed to lick the mayo off first and then eat the fries that sogged up the mayo.