ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable

>>8784285
"Some faggot loser on 4chan will dedicate time and energy hating this because someone better off than him made it" cold brew

>>8784285
fair trade organic

Bean lives matter

>>8784285
kauff

>>8784300
Not bad.

Needs to have the words "blue" and "mist" in there somewhere though.

>>8784285
The steamed bean.

Drinkette of passion

The Kentile Floor

>>8784285
starbucks

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>>8784285
>ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable

Scratchy Old Vinyl

>>8784285
*coff* *coff*

Douche water
B-b-b-because you'd never drink it, right guys? See? It's ironic.

>>8784371
thats sexist!

Civet Disobeendience

>>8784307
>>8784311

I like these. In a hipster shaming kind of way.

"The flyover"
Just a regular cappuccino.

>>8784285
Thick-Rimmed Beard

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>>8784311
>kauff

>>8784365
Blue sky mocha grande with autumn mist hazlenut.

That's pretty fucking hipster, right there, I don't care who y'are.

Black Grinds Matter

>>8784424
I mean, I get lo fi and everything, but what the fuck.

When you order extra cream, it's called a 'thicc'
When you get 1 or 2 shots of espresso, it's called 'lit' and 'extra lit'

"Sour Grapes" Single Origin Yirgacheffe

>>8785056
Watered with the tears of Ethiopian children and slow-roasted over reclaimed wood from dilapidated churches

AVALANCHE OF GAPED ANAL SEX COFFEE

>>8784624
That's the opposite of hipster. That's teenage girl as fuck.

>>8785080
>That's teenage girl as fuck.

No difference, really.