>out of guac >will be 15 mins what the actual fuck

>paying an extra 2 bucks for a dollop of flavorless snot

>>8781350
>2$ for a little bit of something that you can make a shit ton of for the same price

More like ChiPOOPle, amirite?

>>8781314
If I put my penis in a bowl of guac would it feel similar to a vagina?

>>8781422
How disconnected are you??

>>8781382
It's so stupid, but I had a giggle

>>8781422
No anon, it would feel more like a vagina if you used some lubricated fish fillets that were heated to body temperature

If its anything like the fast food I work they are going to make an entire container which involves a bunch of stupid shit and precautions to make

>>8782391
this.

It will also duplicate the aroma of fresh vagina

>>8781314
Literally what is the appeal of guac? I don't get it.

It just tastes like. Well, nothing. Water I guess, why do so many people go crazy over it?

>>8785346
Sounds like you're eating some shit guacamole, m8

>>8785375
Probably but I don't live in a country with a lot of Mexicans so the food isn't so common here.

Don't get why avocados are such a meme either.

>>8785375
nah, avocados are a complete meme

>>8785346
Get yer tastebuds checked out. No guac, no matter how bland, should have no flavor.

Put some tomatoes, diced peppers, cilantro, and lime in there.

>>8785391
The only flavour I've ever gotten from a guacamole before was just sort of like wet leaf mush.

>>8785391
>Put some tomatoes, diced peppers, cilantro, and lime in there.

then you're just tasting those ingredients.... mashed avocado has no flavor. guac is a meme

>>8782391
Leave the bones in. Ribbed for my pleasure.

On the topic of guac, does leaving the pits in there really keep it fresher or at least keep it from browning? Or is this just a myth?