Things you think only you do

take swigs of zesty Italian salad dressing

eat sour cream with a spoon

>>8778781
FPBP

>>8778801
Sound ok in my mind my dear

My friend eats a cup of frozen peas before dinner

>>8778720
Are you trolling? I was debating whether or not to do some day-drinking today but now I really want to try this.

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Spare hotdogs all around my place.

skrimp is pretty good

Drizzle melted white chocolate over bacon.

>>8779366
for what purpose

>>8779366
Hobby lobby?

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>>8780188
Snack.

>>8780195
Gift from stepmother. Dunno where she got them.

>>8780319
wait what
you have random hotdogs hanging out around your house just in case you get hungry?

>>8780410
> doesn't have secret snack stashes

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>>8780410

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>>8779366
>>8780188
>>8780319

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>>8780410
Yeah, so what? Some people keep candy dishes on their desk. I don't like candy, I like hotdogs.

>>8780459
What in the world!?

I often pour a couple drops of soy sauce on the back of my hand and lick it off. Tastes good, like skin and soy saucr

>>8780428
i have a little bowl of chocolate covered coffee beans, but i don't hide them in boots and bottles around my house
>>8780459
don't they get cold and hard? do you make new hotdogs everyday? how old are all of these hotdogs?

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>>8780474
Some are more aged than others, but most hold up pretty well.

Drat, the pimento fell out of this one.

>>8780527
I love it, you bizarre little fucker

>>8778720
I mix my lime-a-ritas with half selzer water (put down the gavel)

I cut off the stems/roots of vegetables from the store and try to grow them

I steam eggs by frying them in a small amount of water with the lid on

I eat uncooked pasta, flour, and raw oats

>>8780459
This is the fattest thing I've ever read. How much do you weigh?

>>8780661
130 lbs at 5'6"

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>>8780786
Forgot pic. See, fairly trim.

Not me, but my friend will drink milk to settle his stomach.

>>8779295
Just try it my man

Dicks

Drinking black coffee while eating Spaghetti Bolognese. Amazing taste.

>>8782971
Coffe+food isn't my cup of tea ;D
Unless it's breakfast