MONSTER SHAKES

>>8778132
Just go to pintrest for stupid meme shit like this

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>>8778159
Thanks for the bump, cock monger.

>>8778132
Why not just replicate the one in your pic?
These always look good but must be a chore to eat, why not just make her an old fashioned banana split and then you can fuck her asshole with the banana stuffed in a condor afterwards.

>>8778171
I'd devour anyone of these

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>>8778175
I suck at picking things that go well together. Like what would go well with heath?

I want to pick a really good dessert and then match it with a really good ice cream. I think I can pick a good ice cream so I came here mainly to ask for a good dessert.

>>8778193
How about a coffee ice cream then, some chocolate mousse, brownies, whipped cream, caramel and chocolate sauce and sprinkled with your vinegary nuts?

>>8778206
>some chocolate mousse
Is it better to buy this or to make it myself?

>>8778132
Crush up some snickers, put it at the bottom of a glass. Put vanilla ice cream on top. Crush up some twix, put more ice cream on top. Crush up some butterfinger, put more ice cream on top. Finally top the ice cream with white chocolate flakes and maybe apanish nuts.

>>8778266
Is that legal?

These things make me feel ill just looking at them. How the fuck can someone consume this much dense rich shit in one sitting?

>>8778272
Easy, go for a 6 hour run beforehand and then again afterward.

>>8778277
>Doing any physical activity after putting this in your body
Gonna be a very pukey run.

>>8778132
I'm intrigued.

But how do you keep your hands clean?

>>8778333
>not being able to down a six pack and then go for a 10 mile run

>>8778268
Only in 23 states.

>>8778171
Your thread was the first one on the board when I posted my response, so I didn't actually bump shit.

How about you make a real dessert instead of a fucking stupid milkshake filled with candy bars and other assorted garbage. You're like a 35 year old soccer mom.

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>>8778364
Hmm.... I thought I couldn't bump the thread until I had at least one reply. Anyway, thanks for another bump!

I decided I'm going to do a layer of brownies on the bottom, then filled 2/3 with coffee/baileys milkshake, then vanilla cream mousse, then more brownie, then whipped cream covered in caramel and crushed heath bar. It's for a 32 year old baseball mom, btw.

>>8778378
>vanilla cream
french vanilla

>>8778378
Sounds good, well done.
It would be nice if you could post the end result here as well.

>>8778222
Not that hard to make but has to chill overnight. Waaay better than premade

>>8778342
>needing 6 hours for 10 miles

>>8778378
Bumping threads is a choice, dumbass.

>>8778401
Countersage