Big Breakfast

>>8777618
that's a big breakfast

>>8777618
The fuck is that sheet of egg

>>8777692
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>>8777618
For me it's the big breakfast.

>>8777618
That's gonna be a big shit.

>>8777692
u u u u

Good talk everyone

>>8777618
everything looks ass except for the biscuit and hasbrown

>>8777618
that shit is the perfect way to restart a road trip after waking up in your car

>>8777744
The biscuit and the sausage are the worst there. The hashbrowns are alright, the eggs taste normal(don't know how they get them to look like that), and the pancakes are meh.

Is this board now sponsored by McDonalds? Serious question.

>>8777706
Yes. Sometimes when they're feeling lazy they use the egg they'd regularly put on a mcgriddle. If they do it right you'll get some scramble

>>8777802
No, it's sponsored by Chick-fil-a™

>>8777618
Why do people put sweet syrup on pancakes? you just fried some kind of bread, it's bad enough already
but I love mcdonalds eggs

>>8777809
Do you eat plain pancakes?

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My perfect breakfast is a McChicken

>>8777802
Nope, just a lot of big time McDonald's fans here

>>8777812
I do. maybe a tab of salted butter across 3 of them if i'm not having orange juice. don't like buttermilk pancakes though

>>8777827
Why would you do that to yourself? Pancakes are meant to be eaten with syrup.

It's a nice, shitty 1500 calorie breakfast.

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>>8777895

I don't get why anyone gets the Biscuit when the Based McMuffin is there for the same price.

>>8777618
Why would you let the hash brown touch the table directly?

>>8777900
What is that for?

>>8777917
oh right

>3 strips of bacon
>3 sausage links
>3 pancakes
>2 hashbrowns
>scrambled eggs

Its the highest calorie item on the menu so of course its good

>>8777618
I get one every now and then on my way home from work, it's ok. Convenient and cheap.

>>8777943
>egg is barely any calories
>sausage is barely any calories
>hashbrown is barely any calories
Where the fuck do the other supposed 1000 calories come from? The pancakes? Jesus christ what the fuck do they put in their pancakes to make them so calorie dense?

>>8778296
>sausage is barely any calories

Guess again

>>8778296
The sausage is 174 calories and the hash browns are 147, those don't seem like low calorie options to me.

>>8778302
>>8778307
That's funny because a little sausage like that would 70 to 80 calories in a package from a grocery store.

>>8777618
It's the sausage egg biscuit meal with pancakes on the side for several dollars more. I don't think the pancakes justify the cost. I'd rather just get the sausage gravy and biscuits meal and an egg mcmuffin.

>>8777817
>centrino
Jfc

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>>8777618
I think this breakfast could have been bigger

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>>8777618
That's not a very big breakfast.
Full English breakfast is by far the best ever.
Love the really stupid breakfast challenges where you've gotta try eat it all in a certain amount of time and if you do you get it for free.
I'm not even a fat fuck either, or American.

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>>8779170
no wonder britain is the most obese country in the history of literally the entire universe
they fry their FRUIT
who fries tomatoes!? who is so desperate for more calories they fry BLOOD?

>>8777770
? there is no sausage there?

>>8777618

Fun fact:

This is the unhealthiest thing on McDonald's menu.

>>8777802
No, it's just infested with literal viral marketing shills. A lot of them employ the refuge in audacity technique where they pretend to be such blatantly obvious shills that people take it as a joke.

>>8777618
It's a big breakfast.
But I'm wondering why you'd feed a man biscuits, before also feeding him pancakes

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>>8779250

>>8779271
frogposting is another sign of shills, it's one of the most well known 4chan memes so it's what they post to seem like actual 4chan users. Same deal with false reddit accusations

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>>8779283
>being this mentally ill

>>8777817
But anon.
What if we put the McChicken on a biscuit to make it a sort of...a sort of sandwich for the morning breaking of nightly fasting?

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>>8777618
Ughhh, thiccer!

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>>8779465
I'm sorry to have upset you so much, shill. But you don't need to get angry about your job being pointed out, I mean you get paid regardless

>>8777618
The key to making the most of this is to substitute the biscuit for another hash browns.

>>8777618
I'm sorry OP. When are you up for parole?

>>8777805
i work at mcdonalds. that is the scrambled egg. its just fucking awful

>>8779630
Wow, you're a real maverick

>>8781103
It's the simple things.

>>8779180
It's the round brown thing next to the biscuit.

>>8777802
It's impossible to be sure either way. Best to just roll with the cognitive dissonance and let your mind melt.

>>8777770
mc dicks uses real eggs for the egg mcmuffin and other sandwiches

it uses liquid eggs for the platters

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>>8779592
You sound like a crazy person and the fact that you're a tireless rebutter on /ck/ just confirms that.

Like, your first post set up this entire framework of 'Everyone who talks about McDonalds must be a shill. Even when it's mocking shills, it still must be a shill'. Are you precluding the fact that someone on a board dedicated to FOOD and Cooking might make a post about the world's most popular fast-food chain without being a shill?

>>8777692
If you eat all that, will you die?

>>8777900
Do they still make this? I bought one probably 15 years ago.

>>8782546
It would be extremely painful.


For poo

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>>8781917

>>8777809
I don't fry pancakes and don't know what you mean. I spoon the mix onto a dry pan and wait until it bubbles and flip it. I don't fry them in oil or grease or butter or anything.