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>>8776901

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I don't have sauce on this

come on guys, help op out get webms flowing

>>8777007
that's one fat hooker

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>>8777053
is this

>>8777075
looks like a fucking doll rubbed in flower

>>8777101

>>8776934
The absolute nerve!

>>8777075
she looks weird as hell wtf are the koreans doing to themselves?

>>8776943
Does she really eat the food? I feel she could just throw away it all in between those time skip frames.

>>8776934
Fish nerves are fucking nuts.

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>>8777101
>flower

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>>8777119
>ok that looks good
>alright that's a bit much but I'd still try it
>jfc get those fries out of here

>>8777146
I agree. the fries are completely unnecessary.

>>8777130
Again, fish nerves are fucking insane.

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this is autistic

>>8777159
>autistic
You don't know what that means.
It's slapstick humor.

>>8777163
slamming a chicken carcass is humor? what the fuck color is the sky in your world?

>>8777159
howtobasic needs to go away

>>8777159

Now that motherfucker is gonna have to bleach his whole house.

>>8777133
they have really fucked up beauty standards thanks mainly to kpop and kdramas. A really high percentage especially in younger people have face surgery, double eyelid, eye widening all types and all types of plastic surgery. Not that beauty standards are the main cause but it makes me sad when you consider south korea has by far the highest suicide rate of first world countries.

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if I was presented this, I'd simply get up, chuckle, get up and leave without paying or tipping for this.

>>8777007
>>8777053

just google "alura jenson kitchen' and you should be able to find the original porno it came from

That is the best damn cream machine I ever seen

>>8777165

what is the context here? did she feed him raw garlic or something? I can't imagine anything else that would produce such a reaction outside of like surstromming

>>8777198
You'd never be there anyways cause you're poor garbage

>>8777205

DELET NOW

>>8777198
You'd get up twice? Do you mean you'd stand up from your chair, chuckle, and then get up and stand on the table before leaving?

>>8777130
>>8777155
so...it's head is off right? is that a big eel?

>>8777214

but does he chuckle again?

>>8777206
I eat raw garlic daily. it doesn't make me cringe or nothing. if anything its healthy. Wasabi oil extract will make people cringe.

>>8777209
hehe. I could afford it; I think it's pointless trash. eating off of a table like a wild slob and paying up the ass for it is stupid. it's like playing with food which is childish.

>>8777214
yes, I'd do that. it'll be worth walking over shit, lol.

>>8777223
yes the head is off. big eel as far as I know.

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would ya eat that?

>>8777192
All I can think about when I watch that is how much of a pain it's gonna be to clean up after that

>>8777176
you're actually a retard if you don't realize that this is intended to be humor. Is it funny? No. Was this joke funny at some point? Yes.

>>8777287
>is this funny, no.
>was this joke funny at some point? NO.

>>8777287
sheeple humor maybe.

>>8777319
I'd get bored 30 seconds in watching this and just order a beer to drink.

>>8777319

>that'll be $30 + tip

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>>8777348

>>8777319
as autistic as vape pens

>>8777352
Kay's cooking normie

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>>8777352

>>8777319
i have no idea if any of this fancy bullshit makes the drink taste better but that man is good at what he does

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>>8777364

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weird as it is, I would give this a try.

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>>8777386

>>8777206
Raw garlic is good though.

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>>8777392

>>8777198
If I was presented with that, I'd get up, chuckle, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>8777401

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>>8777407

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>>8777411

>>8777418

>>8777294
she once said she shits most of it out

basically I guess it eventually becomes a game of diminishing returns where there's so much food it passes before really digesting

she can probably gape with the best of them

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>>8777426
delet this

>>8777359
looks like it doesn't it?

He is doing very simple chemistry. You could master what he does after 1 highschool chem lab. Just like snake oil salesman they give off the image of knowing more than they do.

>>8777119
TacoTown.webm

>>8777394
>>8777233


am I getting memed here? how is it possible for anyone to eat raw garlic? it's not even hot like a pepper; literally an entirely different chemical than capsaicin (allicin) and orders of magnitude worse-tasting.

>>8777437
I've heard that snake oil is actually very high in omega 3s and good for inflammation

>>8777452
I like the taste and the slight burn you get from it. There's also a slight numbing sensation I get from it that I like.

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>>8777444
this what ya want

>>8777452
i like it's taste better raw

>>8777490
>>8777497
This is the real reason we need a wall.

>>8777319
White people, especially Amerifats, and the shit they do to their fucking alcohol

>>8777007

>one eye is fucking lower than the other

SLOTH?

>>8777506

>dude white people lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

You can apologize anytime in the next hour; I'll wait.

>>8777198
It's like a culinary school drop-out's pentagram

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>>8777506
>Darkie can't tell the difference between asians and white people

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>>8777392
>cooks steak for 3 hours
>cooks chicken for 3 minutes

>>8777519
S-sorry...

>>8776934
I feel faint.

>>8777066
I'd try it

>>8777194
Having met Koreans, I am not saddened by this.

>>8777119
The bacon's only cooked on one side.
REEEEEEE

>>8777146
Jack's always trolling us with his sexy mouth antics.

>>8777198

It was all going so well and then it started to just look like a random pile of shit.

>>8777319

You could write a novel faster than getting drunk at that bar.

>>8777075
hookers don't wear headset mics so no

>>8777146
OP said no jack ya fagget... but gotta admit i still laughed when he took the bite

Don't have any gifs or webms of her yet, but if you aren't watching Honeykki, you're missing out on some beautifully shot food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNolSSomMWo

>>8777371
Are you retarded?

>>8777159
sorry I don't get "lol so randum XD" "humor"

>>8777437
But the only chemistry there was the wood burning.

>>8777265
I threw out a rice cooker over that shit the other day.

>>8777359
it does.

Decanting from a tall height aerates the liquid.
Gentle swirling prevents damage to the structure of the alcohols (prevents abrupt changes of ester alcohols)

Straining the drink through charred wood chips gives it a smokey flavor, as does infusing it with actual smoke.

Stirring the ice melts it a little, and cools the glass.
A small amount of water alters the flavor of most distilled wood-aged liquors, so the ice melt helps this.

Decanting the liquor into the small measure is just for measuring a shot.

The drops are rum bitters. A little goes a long way.

The drink is stirred to cool it and infuse some water, then strained into the large smoke container and gently swirled to mix in more smoke flavors.

Serving it in a wide moth glass allows the drink to breathe more (more surface area of the alcohol is allowed to be exposed to air).

The cigarette is just part of the "smoke" flavor of a rum martinez. This is where I have qualms with the prep. You should never light a smoke with a butane lighter, or it tastes like burnt butane.

A better step would have been a simple wood match.

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WOMAN

>>8777755
Are you in Waterloo?

>>8777771
The cigar is just because nips are still addicted to smoking

>>8777223
For you

>>8777793
>>8777785
>>8777774

Where is this from

>>8777845
I wonder how many people lose a finger or their hand doing these jobs every year.

>>8777856
Eat Drink Man Woman

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>>8777856

>>8777329
>>8777506
>>8777615
One of many members-only bars in japan. Not for getting drunk or for black people, so don't concern yourself with that. It's for businessmen trying to show that they're important

>>8777867
thanks man

>>8777521
Like it or not, the vast majority of cooks that make restaurants like this are successfully educated in high end culinary school, and usually have successful backgrounds in traditional haute cuisine

>>8777452
i really enjoy garlic's raw edge. it's very common in korean cuisine.

>>8777265
Whenever i see the jack pork chops wa la video i think it's going to be this one because the thumbnails are similar.

>>8777437
he's not doing chemistry you retard. or do you consider toasting bread chemistry? he's making an especially fancy drink, which requires a lot of steps, for rich people.

you could have a chemistry PHD and it wouldn't mean you could make that drink well.

>>8777294
She probably takes huge shits, which is probably what happens given that this is all fast food and sugary drink. I had a jambalaya bowl from popeye's for lunch and god damn was my ass on fire, I had to sit on the toilet for a whole hour just pushing it out in agony. I think I lost like four pounds from that shit alone.

>>8777845
>>8777851

Do you have the ones where the giant robot does all the cutting via a computer? it freaks me out to watch a human doing that and I'd much prefer to see it done where no one can possibly get mailed.

>>8777889
I seriously want to learn how to make bread and pastries

>>8777194
>they have really fucked up beauty standards
No, the masculinized beauty standards of the west are the ones that are fucked up. Kpop models are a billion times more attractive than any angelina jolie

>>8777856
Eat drink man women. It's pretty cozy /ck/ kino.

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>>8777936
You one of those Korean Worshipers?

>>8777488
I hope that lava enjoyed his meal.

>>8776934
Cute cook

>>8777954
>*posts anime*

>>8777371
this is probably amazing drunkfood

>>8778046
Oh for fuck sake, this guy should just buy a cuttingboard before he gets himself killed.

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>>8777319
This is pure art no wonder so many of you simpletons don't understand.

>>8778050
yeah, I agree.

>>8778094
you were tricked. people set up this so called 'art' to trick idiots to pay for it. you're brainwashed into thinking that's art and you pay way to much because it was an experience that people create to make money.

>>8778174
same person who posted this. to add in, the people that set this shit up and call it art are the smart ones. they set up a display and get paid well to do so.

>>8777655
Why does her whisk have a cat toy stuck inside of it?

>>8776943
now where is the scat porn video of her taking a huge dump?

>>8778094
Half the papacy and the vast majority of wealthy people were plebeian. Pleb just meant roman citizen that wasn't patrician. In fact it implied affluence since capite censi weren't qualified to be plebs

>>8778174
>go to theater
"Stop watching you guys, they're tricking you into paying for this so-called art!"

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topkek

the majority of webms in this thread are fucking disgusting.

>>8778282
lmao

>>8777198
how the fuck did the round blobs of sauce turn into squares?

>>8777774
i loled when he shook that fish like he was trying to get its lunch money

>>8778280
I want to try honey comb

>>8778248
exactly, lol

>>8777507
>what is perspective

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>>8778300
sloppy honey for ya

>>8778310

bullshit

>>8778335
wut....

>>8777884

>dat brutality

I'm starting to believe that being reincarnated into one of those fish is one of the nine circles of hell.

>>8778360
Not him, but when I caught fish we always killed them quickly. To kill a small fish like that we would just grab it by the tail and slam it's head into a table or something, it would kill them damn near instantly.

>>8777655
That was really relaxing

>>8777130
F R E S H
R
E
S
H

>>8777139
She'll livestream some of this shit she eats. All legit.

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>>8777376

>>8777206
Childish swedish commercial. Guy's acting

>>8777176
>slamming a chicken carcass is humor? what the fuck color is the sky in your world?

Clearly he's making fun of pornography.

>>8777911
not that guy but toasting bread is technically chemistry and a large portion of cooking is chemistry

>>8777933
Bread's not that hard. The only problem is that there isn't a single source you can look at to explain everything because bakers tend to be those people that can't explain shit to common folk.

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>>8777376
>How do you like your steak: rare, medium, or well done?
>Extra crispy.

>>8777884
what makes the difference between a good dish and a great dish? You have to taste the suffering of the animal.

>>8778256
This is just pure idiocy.

>>8779218
why? he's just using the best cut on the block.

>>8777936
hahaha, yeah it's the Western Beauty standards are really fucked up, which for normies is, fair skin, reasonably fit with a moderate to low body fat percentage, well framed face and respectable hygiene. That's so fucked up right?

Oh wait, I totally forgot, we're actually all brainwashed sheep who are obsessed with the exceptionally skinny weirdo models in magazines that all normies look at in disgust.

That's way more fucked up than an entire culture of young men and women that subject themselves to plastic surgeries to imitate features of an entirely unrelated ethnic group and then kill themselves midway through adulthood.

kys

>>8778242
What is the evolution of meaning?

>>8778314
this is a blue board

>>8779218

t. jealous poorfag with no appreciation of the sort of luxury that scorns efficiency

>>8777198
my 4 year old nephew would be a huge hit at this place

>>8777777

>>8779340
Idiot richfag who thinks this isn't an utter waste of money or time and presents simple frozen water as a luxury item. Get the fuck outta here.

>>8777650
>he doesn't force his hookers to live his idol fantasies
baka

>>8777344
why isnt she rich? she turns regular cooking oil into pure crude oil!

>>8778360
You ever actually gone fishing in your life, Tubbs?
When you pull a fish out you smash its head in with a rock or a fish bat to kill it quickly. You don't shove a fucking poker through it and let it writhe for hours while you slow-cook it over a fire.

>>8777506
Are you retarded? That's a video from a japanese bar.

>>8777437
It's not about the chemistry it's about showmanship. The entire drink making process there is just as about showmanship as it is about the drink. It's to make the person who ordered it feel like they matter.

>>8779401
>says the stupid tripfag

>>8778833
You can use the same argument to call sports physics. Doesn't make physicists athletes.

Same reason my old room mate who had a masters in chemistry was the worst cook I have ever met.

>>8779218
>>8779340
What I don't like is the fact he uses his hands to shape it, which will get oils from his hands on the ice, which will change the flavor of the drink.

>>8777198
Probably make you pay ahead because of that

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>>8777348
I can't get over the fact that she is using her stove as a countertop.

>>8777066
What is that exactly, some kind of batter/omelet type deal? Probably would look nicer if it wasn't so pale

>>8779582
its ice cream

instead of the burger they would use fruit, like strawberrys for example

>>8777371
>>8777490
>>8777497
Please dear god give me more of these, I love gore.

>>8777800
>that fucking knife rack
I wanna be that guy.

>>8779418
It really is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

>>8779512
That's because he's a fucking faggot that can't follow instructions and doesn't take cooking seriously enough to try

>>8777159

>howtobasic
>the exact same fucking joke
>every
>single
>fucking
>time

Anyone have anymore robot butcher stuff? It's pretty fascinating in a dystopian kind of way.

>>8777163
This is literally non sequitur "lol so random" humor

>>8778256
We used to do this at my bar, until we realised no one in this town could possibly appreciate it. And I'm not trying to say that in a bitter and pompous way. I'm OK with a town that values approachability and homeyness over class and exclusivity. It's a shame though. I miss when we didn't give a shit if they liked it.

>>8777538

kek

>>8777187
You could easily just keep the slices together and spread them over the pasty without having to risk breaks as you toss them about.

>>8779473
Suffering adds an extra savoury hint. Like in foie gras

>>8779724
Huh?

>>8777287
>Was this joke funny at some point? No.
ftfy

>>8777206
he is a gay

>>8779473
>caring about a fish's feelings
Fag.

>>8779711
Should have found somewhere that did and charged those people out the ass like they deserve.

>>8777344
cast iron master race

>>8777452
If you eat a whole clove in one bite then yeah it will fuck you up. But a grown man should be able to handle the small amount she was giving him on the spoon with no problem.

>>8778373
actually that only knocks them out momentarily and sends them into a state of semi shock, but they can still feel every bit of pain and suffering inflicted on them

>>8777884

DEAR JESUS GOD WHY WOULD YOU DIE THAT WHEN IT'S STILL ALIVE

>>8777884
so they are cooked with their poop and guts still inside them? doesn't seem very appetizing, unless you're from india maybe

>>8777364
Reminds me of my childhood.
Mum would buy those pre made pizza bases and we'd make a pizza together with tomato puree and red leicester cheese (Orange was my favorite colour at the time because Michelangelo was my favorite Ninja Turtle).
It was always bad. The crust was hard and stale, the tomato puree overpowering and the cheese never melted too well. But me and Mum had fun making them together.
The 80's were proper shit thinking about it.

>>8779729

>Thinly slice an apple
>scatter the slices to the four winds? Exposing them to oxygen and browning
>toss them all in a bowl and coat woth sugar and lemon, risking the shuffled slices breaking as you spoon them about
>take slice individually and place on the pasty

Versus

>slice the apple but keep the slices together, lemon juice will seep between the slices via capillary action
>spread out over pastry

Lots of wasted steps there.

>>8779754
There is a point where your whiteness becomes squeamish dislike for good food. Make of that what you will.

>>8779800
>poop and piss
>good food
hi pajeet

>>8779754
If you took the guts out there'd be nothing to eat.

>>8779751
Live food like that is a sign of high quality restaurants and food in nipland because it used to be you'd get served completely rotten or spoiled foods doused in spices and sauces so you wouldn't notice.

>>8779807

I understand the intent behind, but why not just kill it immediately before slow roasting it

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>>8779805
>I am afraid of guts
Pussy

>>8779817
Because they're sociopaths

>>8777319
I'm fully erect.

>>8777896
that's a big fish
>4me etc

>>8777884
>>8779751
reminder that asians lack the human emotion of empathy and aren't at all bothered by any level of suffering felt by other living things

>>8778256
why don't you just get an ice cube tray in that shape?

>>8779848
maybe it's the possibility of air bubbles?

>>8779833

>bear-baiting
>dog spinning, that is still done even now

It's culture, not ethnicity.

>>8777192
>>8777273
its a set kitchen

>>8777206
he's gay and she fed him a mixture of salty milk and coins

>>8779856
You can get rid of the air content by simply boiling the water before filling a mold.

Just like "fine dining", going to a fancy bar is about the whole experience, not just the literal food or drink you get. Watching the bartender make a fancy drink is part of the experience.

>>8779797
Ah. Just slice them thin enough and they'll bend and not break. Toss with lemon juice to prevent browning, not that it even matters if it browns since you're cooking them. We've been doing this for centuries, dude. We got it.

>>8779821
>Substance humans are biologically predisposed to be disgusted by and consistently regarded throughout history by almost every culture as pestilence riddled and disgusting
>lole ur just a pussy

Whatever man, enjoy your shit.

>>8777198
Stop posting this with the same comment in every webm and gore thread.

>>8779821
no not afraid of, I just don't find the idea of eating poop and piss appealing

>>8776934
>>8777130
what are some ways to avoid/stop this? I'm thinking of getting into fishing and I'd like to know. I feel like people would get squeamish and personally I'd just get annoyed at one point.

>>8777896
what fish is that? tuna?

>>8777198
Can we please have one webm thread without the argument about Alinea?

>>8777506
>dude is literally Japanese
>MUH WHITE PEOPLE HURR DURR

>>8777452

It's really good for you when you've got a cold.

Sucks to smell/taste it for the next hour though.

>>8779404
those look absolutely disgusting

>>8779927
Dont coat freshly killed, exposed nerve tissues with salt.

>>8777319
>Stirs the ice

Lol?

>>8777884
>>8777885
I want to eat these. Where is this made?

>>8779974
Ryu Jin

>>8779972
Cools the glass.

>>8777857

Back when I was 16, first day on the job at a grocery store as a shelf stocker:

>walking down the back room to get a cart
>this job isn't so bad
>sudden screaming coming from behind the meat department door as I pass by
>nope.jpg
>welllll, better check it out
>poke head in door
>two guys are holding up a third guy who's waving his hand up above his head and screaming
>one of the guys yell at me to call management
>no idea how the PA system works yet
>go running to the front office

Turned out the guy had cut his thumb off with the meat saw. Got it reattached and it was functional minus some loss of feeling.

There were a few other incidents I heard about while I worked there.

>>8777857

>wife works as IT at a supermarket chain
>three bandsaw accidents in as many months

And those are just the ones she told me about.

>>8777159
is that recreating a sasha grey video?

>>8777319
>lights cigar that comes with it for you
would you like to wipe my ass while you're at it?

>>8776934
Why is it flipping around if it doesn't have a head?

>>8780050

They've likely got a guy in the bathroom with a chamois, rosewater, and three seashells.

>>8780067

Pretty sure this has already been covered, but the nervous system is still able to conduct signals, and the knife/salt/anything else conductive will cause the muscular equivalent of a short in the circuitry.

>>8778853
bakers are a sad people that want to be loved and horde what should be common knowledge so that others will come to them

>>8777896
I want to know what those long knives are called.

>>8778071
And also that axe thing.

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>>8777884

>>8778299
probably the warp/weft of the tablecloth fabric and surface tension

>>8777896
That looks like the biggest fucking salmon on the Earth

why are people itt making baking sound like something you can only learn after seeking out a wizard hermit that has lived for a thousand years beneath the yeast mines of S'yrrd-ou

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>>8777845

>>8780090
this kills the fish

>>8778300
You're not missing much. It's literally just soft wax. Once all the honey's down your throat it's like chewing on gum that's lost its flavor. I usually spit it out so it doesn't get stuck in my teeth.

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>>8777921
Giant robot scares me more, cause it wouldn't be hard to program it to do humans instead of cow.

>>8777884
>how horrifying
>oh, it's like art at the end
>horrific art

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>>8776943

This is a good webm thread.

>>8780097
where the fuck did we say that?

All I did was say "you can't find all the info in one source because bakers are stupid at explaining"

>>8779754
Small critter like that tend to go into a starvation pond for a while before sale, like with snails so they.. empty out.

>>8777771
>Gentle swirling prevents damage to the structure of the alcohols

enjoy your (you)

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>>8780089
Maguro bōchō (鮪包丁, lit. "tuna knife") or Maguro kiri bōchō (鮪切り包丁, lit. "tuna cutter")

That there's showboating, normally they are two men working the knife, other guy has the fun job of holding the blade with a wrapped towel and steering the the knife around bones by bending the blade.

>>8780108
jesus christ, this triggers me as a former factory maintenance guy
must be hell keeping everything up and running

>>8778071
it looks like a scene from a horror game

>>8780089
That's a katana, and an axe. That first one is actually called a salmon knife, I think. Not sure.

>>8779538
then I'd say fuck it. tell them that practice is retarded and leave.

>>8780197
What endangered species is that then?

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>>8780197
ain't sushi rolls anything ya want them to be? sushi is the fucking ingredients, not specifically raw fish, tard.

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>>8780068

>and three seashells

sik ref breh

>>8777319
>all that work and uses a fucking lighter
come on

>>8780225
'cept lions are shitty eating.

>>8777376
jesus fucking christ's sandal soles
>>8777386
Drowns the chicken in hot oil, little does she know they suffered a more human death.

The naive honesty is what kills me most

>>8780108

It wouldn't be hard to program, sure, but the machinery wouldn't be appropriate for humans at all so it's basically worthless. Beef cows are way bigger and differently-shaped than humans.

Never mind that any non-intelligent bandsaw can just as easily be used for human processing as whatever other animal, so it's kind of a moot point. The less human beings that potentially get digits of partial limbs unintentionally amputated during the processing of meat for my consumption, the better.

>>8780097

>he hasn't learned the ancient techniques of Fzz-Dordian pastry crafting

pleb

>>8780161

>I don't know anything about the organic chemistry of alcohol and because I didn't understand what that guy said, I'm just going to assume it's all bullshit and cleverly call him out for what I think is bait.

>>8780258
Wow so kind! Let me return the favor.

>>8776901
Get that unitasker shit out of here.
Although, kinda want

>>8777198
One requirement for proper plating
IS TO USE FUCKING PLATES

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>>8780242
It's chicken con-fee.

>>8780177

still cheaper than paying people to do it

by a country mile, too

>>8777845
>OSHA.webm

>>8780108

do you have any others like this? I remember there used to be one that got posted showing off some really ridiculous machinery that actually performed the cuts directly. And it was maneuvering around really intricately to avoid the bones, which was the part that makes me remember it.

like, it had insane dexterity but never took the blade out until it finished the cut.

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>>8779896

>>8777187
おいしい!

>>8780286

dude I'm not anything close to a general chemist or a food scientist but even a retard like me knows that what he said is true because it pops up for almost any kind of alcohol.

Why do you think people swirl wine around in a glass the way they do before drinking? It's to aerate the wine so that you positively affect the taste without fucking churning and splashing it everywhere which damages the makeup of the wine and negatively affects the taste. Oxygen makes good wine go bad pretty quickly, so you want just enough, which is why people swirl and not splash it around.

>>8777198
How the hell do you eat this shit anyway? Do people even eat it or do they just look at it and leave? Do they give you nachos to dip into it?

>>8777075
99% make up.

>>8780377
that's not leaving enough % for the already discussed plastic surgery

>>8777159
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

>>8777119
Is that Fat Sals?

>>8780390
what the fuck, lmao.

>>8780214
that's pretty normal. In a commercial setting the fish would be kept alive and sent to be refined somewhere, but when killing a fish on a boat it is a common practice to slam it's head into something or bring an aluminum baseball bat for larger fish.

>>8780197
>m-muh grorious raw fish forded one gazillion times
you're an insufferable faggot

>>8780230
I laugh at your post ahaha, thanks bruh.

>>8780951
Why is the yolk green

>>8780976
most likely just the awful lighting in the place (atleast i hope so)

>>8777896

its marlin aint it? its a big boy

>>8779833

loving this bro science

>>8777564
Bacon is cured, you don't actually have to fry it.

>>8777146
>Hat says "Truth"
>His life is based on lies

I hate Jack so much...

>>8781236
go deeper on the issue.

>>8777655
absolutely beautiful

>>8781092
What is the stuff from the pot?
Corn?

>>8781534
keep It flowing peeps more webms. I ran out and cannot provide any more.

>>8777146
Why the fuck did he start dressing like Ice Cube?