food industry horror stories

>1st day as a barista at Starbucks
>Within 1 hour someone walks in asking for a free shot of espresso because he took some meth and didn't want to fall asleep and die

>>8775941
>barista
whoa....are u a girl?

>>8775941
>because he took some meth and didn't want to fall asleep and die

huh?

>i took a strong stimulant, give me a weaker stimulant so I don't fall asleep

fucking retard

>>8775950
sorry, baristo

>>8775975
Fucking faggot, get off my board.

>>8775950
I'm a dude. Everyone knows coffee is a man's game. All the best baristas are men.

Women are best suited for making something like tea if you catch my drift.

>>8775910
>work at a sandwich shop
>not subway
>make sandwiches to order
>some BITCH orders a sandwich
>takes the wrong one
>original sandwich owner is like wtf
>chase down sandwich thief, recover sandwich before the wrapper was even opened
>Give back to original owner
>"i saw that person smoking with my sandwich in their bag, i need a new one"

>>8775992
funny because everytime i go to a coffee shop all the male baristas are clearly fags

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I was an extra gudboi.

:^)

>>8775992
Congratulations on having the most homosexual job on the planet.

>>8775958
He/she was a meth head, do you really expect him/her to use higher logic.

I know a guy that worked at the restaurant where Bieber took a piss in the mop bucket.

Do people actually spit in food?

>>8775941
>because he took some meth and didn't want to fall asleep and die

But meth does like the total opposite of that.

>>8775992
>Women are best suited for making something like tea

What did he mean by this?

>>8777128
granny's peach tea

>>8775958
You crash hard when the high runs out. Shit can kill you if you don't make it home in time.

>>8777107
If you think meth users are rational I got some news for you buddy

>>8775910
Bump before death, GIVE ME THEM STORIES YOU FUCKERS

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>>8775910
>work at a starbucks
>girls walk in
>can i have a caramel moccachino
>wat.exe
>she meant macchiato

>hi can i have an iced cappucchino
>pic related

>hosting a kids' birthday buffet
>kids have fingers in their mouths
>then touch all the food, rummage their dribbley fingers through the food, pick it up and put it back
>did not eat the leftovers
>there were unopened cupcakes left over tho (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑