Food that is too OTT to eat

>>8775216
Ice Cream isn't OTT, it's OLDD

>>8775216
>How the fuck are you supposed to eat this without making a giant disgusting mess of it, yourself, the table, and your health
with a spoon you incompetent fuck
eat a sandwich you skinny bitch

>>8775216
Depends, are those straws or pocky?
Also they all look delicious.

>>8775216
I'd eat that middle one as aggressively as I eat my wife's ass.

>>8775555
>le pocky
fuck off weeb

>>8775596
>"le" ironicism
fuck off reddit

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>eat a sandwich you skinny bitch

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>pocky

>>8775652
jokes on you i'm 5'9" and 145lbs
stop being a fucking stick and eat something

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>all that avocado is going slide everywhere when you to press this tall fucker down

>>8775674
>manlets

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I'm not against combining chili and pasta, but this has always looked ridiculous to me. As if it was solely designed to get all over the place.

>>8775697
Use the fork-n-twirl method instead of shoveling.

>>8775692
i'm a gay barafag so i actually quite like being 5'9"
being shorter than my fiance is really hot

>>8775708
i'd fork and twirl your mum if you know what i mean

>>8775676
avocado is a disgusting memefood only acceptable if it's being used to make guac

>>8775711
be my husband instead

>>8775723
i dunno man you'd have to be really something to drag me away from him

>>8775652
>boogie cosplays as the penguin.jpg

>>8775697
mince works much better with fuscili, eaten with a spoon.

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>>8775216
Plate underneath the glass.

>>8775216
If you ordered something like this you already have no shame. You probably wouldn't care what you looked like eating it. It's a non-issue.

>>8775720
It's a fruit that goes well on burgers, like tomato.

>>8775596
>>8775658
>I won't eat Picky because weebs do it

Weebs breathe air too, maybe you should stop doing that too.

>>8775708
I've never found this method very useful on rehydrated pasta as the rubbery pasta doesn't snap under load and you have to keep spinning until the fork is overloaded and far to much for one mouthful.

>>8775985
At least all that shit will melt. Te fucking smoore sandwich on top of the drink in the op aint going nowhere

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>>8775216
>that one on the left with its peanut butter tits

>>8777530
Didn't even see that lmfao

>>8775555
>>8775607
>>8777465

kill your fucking-self faggot pedophile

>>8775737
Wait is that not supposed to be a penguin cosplay? Cause I genuinely thought it wasn't that bad based on that premise

>>8775652
Top hats aren't fedoras.

And Oswald Cobblepot would be a classy cosplay if the fuck bothered to get a real suit.

>>8775216
Crab legs.

>>8777686
Eating pocky means you want diddle kids?
Ok.
It justs tastes good, bro

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>>8777686
>2017
>not being pedo

Where do you think you are?