Is it weird that I eat cucumbers like a hand fruit?

>>8774814
Not really. I usually cut about half a cucumber and eat like you described.

yeah maybe

>>8774831
this

I eat a Persian cucumber most days. Nah man, you're good

>>8774837
xD

>>8774814
I do the same thing except I stick them up my butt

I'm a girl btw ;)

Nope, enjoy

>>8774814

Maybe not common, but not weird. Cucumbers are tasty

not weird. cut in half and spill some salt.

>>8774837
Underrated post.

>>8774837
this

>>8774814
When I eat cucumber I usually cut one in half and eat it like that. I'm the only person I know who does this, everyone else seems to slice them and eat them with salt. Sometimes I'll eat slices but I like really thick slices with very little salt, if any.

>>8774837
3rd post best post

>>8774837
Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

>>8774837
AHHHH YISSS! The spiciest of memes!

>>8774837
THIS

>>8774837
i don't get it...

>>8774983
This

>>8774983
You have to go back

>>8774814
add some real honey

>>8774983
me neither.
What's so funny?

>>8774983
Basically this. +1

>>8774983
22 replies, 15 posters

>>8774896
THIS

>>8775049
Yeah it's called a discussion, numbnuts

>>8775049
This.

>>8774814

My step brother used to do this, also with jumbo logs of Hebrew National Salami.

It's basically a unpickled pickle, so if you think about it like that you're doing it perfectly right

>>8774814
Even your dog judges you for it, mate

>>8775072
You should partake in some unposted posts from now on.

>>8775076
THIS

>>8775058
>it's called a discussion
>most replies itt are throwaway posts directed at 2 posts that are also of no substance
do you shitpost on autopilot?

>>8775088
How does it feel to be the laughing stock of this entire thread?

>>8775088
yes

>>8775088
Are you me?

>>8775088
>he doesn't get schwifty

Why even live bro

>>8775112
This

>>8775102
It makes me feel like taking a discussion on your mom's chest.

I eat raw cucumber and wash it down with a shot glass of distilled vinegar.
I call it "deconstructed pickle."

>>8774988
dubs of truth

>>8774814
>>8774831
>>8774837
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>>8774921

get an iron deficiency test

>>8775386
Are cucumbers high in iron?
Do iron-deficient people crave cucumber?

>>8775386
Yeah, what gives C?

>>8775386
Why's that?

>>8775401
Google says 0.3mg per 100g, which isn't much no.

>>8774814
That is not a picture of a cucumber. That is a picture of a zucchini

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221KB, 1348x1685px

>>8774837
>updooted

>>8774814
Only if you used it as a dildo first.

>>8775386
>if you eat veggies you must be deficient in something

Yeah, meat.

S•I•C•K B•U•R•N

>>8774814
I don't think so buddy.