>not sure if im allowed to cook in new apartment what do/

>allowed to cook
what kind of dystopian hell-hole do you live in?

What the fuck? Are you not allowed to sleep, either?

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>>8773551
sushi&salad 4lyf m8

>>8773551
If you prepare a good meal for your bull and your wife, they will surely let you keep your hobby and even feed you some scraps after they finished eating. You will even get to eat creampie for dessert!

>>8773577
He could be visited by demons and have wet dreams, which would mean that they'd have to call a priest to exorcise the whole damn place again.

No I moved into an apartment with a family living there and I'm not sure if I can use their pots and pans and I have no pots and pans of my own

>>8773601
Are you yoshikage kira

>>8773601
Buy some?

>>8773601
Ask them (possibly offering to cook for them). If they say no, see >>8773607

>>8773601
>open window
>use bird call
>heron swoops in

Problem solved

>>8773601

So you're sharing an apartment with a family you don't know. Are you renting from them? Did you talk anything through? Why would you even choose to do this instead of just living in a car if you can't cook either way.

>>8773558
The UK

>>8773601
Oh, that's actually a fair question. I got some old man living in my house. It hasn't come up yet, but if he touches any of my knives or pots I'm gonna attack. I haven't expressly told him it's not allowed though, because I wanna see what happens.

Just use their stuff, cook a meal and clean up after yourself.
I'm a landlord and i don't care what people do in my place so long as they clean their shit up.

>>8773551
Why is she so cute, /ck/?

Ask?

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>>8773551
Open a Durian

>>8773601
Ask them it's probably fine as long as you wash everything

>>8773601
Buy some pots and pans. I'm not even completely on my own and I own my own set.

Or just, you know, ask. It's been my experience that people will let you use their cookware so long as you wash it.

>>8773601

Just like my JAVs

Fuck the wife until she can't live without your dick

>>8775813
Because she's a pretty young lady. The giant rice ball just throws you off it a little.

>>8773601
I just started renting from some people and they never clarified whether or not I could use their pans so I just cook when they're not around

You could always just save up and buy a small cheap set

>>8773551
cook you fuckin idiot. Clean up after yourself.

holy shit assert yourself.

But if you really want to make sure you don't break the rules at YOUR APARTMENT, check the leasing documents. If there's nothing about cooking then you're allowed to cook. If there's nothing and they get mad at you for cooking take your landlord to court and make sure your apartment is rent free for the rest of your lease.

>>8777435
fuck I just read what you said. Ask them if they care. Or just do it.

also pans aren't expensive.

Only commenting to say thats my favorite fucking picture

>>8774173
>I will freak the fuck out if this guy does a thing that is fairly common
>But I havent told him xDDDDD
autism

>>8774173
You're a massive faggot

>>8773601

If you're too autistic to just ask, maybe you shouldn't be living with any family but your own.

>>8773601
Have you tried asking them?

What's the worst they could say, it's only one of two things.
>"No, buy your own pots and pans please"

>"Yes just make sure to clean up after you are done."

Not that hard unless you're a teenager who can't speak for himself.

>>8773601
>>8776370
Kek, same thing happened with me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was too autistic to ask.

OP has to live in a hovel with some random stranger family like an immigrant squatting fifteen to a room with other FOBs, you think he can afford to buy pans? OP just go out an pry a street sign off a post on which to cook your dumpster findings.

>>8774148
Move to America then, we have no need to cook because it's culturally acceptable to eat fast food everyday.

Build your own pots and pans out of aluminum foil

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>>8773603
>>8776239
kek underrated

Is this the daily /ck/ autism thread

>>8773577
As long as you pay the fee for your sleeping license it should be OK. No high capacity periods of more than 8 hours at a time though

>>8774148
oh well, in that case be sure to safety proof all your forks and make sure you have paid up for a walking license, a looking at things license, a plastic butter knife license, a turning the stove on license, a leaving the stove turned on for more than 15 seconds license, and a digestion license

>>8773601
Ask them, dumbass.

Why the hell would you come to 4chan for this?

>>8777487
>>8773551
>>8773601
Just fucking ask. Holy shit.

>>8773601
do they know you moved in?

The smell and taste of seaweed completely kill my appetite

>>8774148

>calling your flat an apartment

Nice try, seppo.

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>>8773551
god I wish I was that rice ball

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>>8779314
This. How are we going to help you, dickhead?

>>8773551
That's a big donut.