Due to my work I'm not allowed food for 48 hours which began

McChicken

>>8773038
McChicken

much chicken xDD

What's your job? Just curious

Also a good sandwhich

>>8773038
You can't say shit like this and not explain yourself.

Why are you starving for 48 hours and how is it work related?

>>8773083
I work as an ROV operator for an underwater salvage company.
New policies introduced about food near control banks during dives.
I'll be doing the 48 hours straight time is critical in this salvage.

>>8773083
>>8773080

I work with med students and they need me for ultrasound. Can't eat anything since it would obscure on the machine.

>>8773080
>>8773083
I work as the Dalai Lama and am going on a hunger strike to protest the Chinese Government's subjugation of my people

>>8773137
Ok, gotcha. Kind of wish you were >>8773127 as that sounds amazingly cool.

>>8773080
>>8773083
I'm a police officer working undercover as a high fashion model. A famous Jewish female model is under investigation for child molestation. Eating now would blow my cover as an anorexic.

>>8773080
I make a living sucking cock behind the local gay bar. I have a strong gag reflex so I have to have an empty stomach.
I'm doing a 48hr marathon (suckathon) because I want the money to buy a new animu box set that's just been released.

>>8773153
You should have been bulemic undercover.
Splurge and purge baby.

>>8773127
Quit being a pussy consulting 4chan instead of whoever in your company. Anyone with half a brain understands going 48 hours without food is retarded.