>hey bro, let me just get all my oils under your fingernail

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fuck you chili pepper, I tried to remove an eye booger and had to have my eye removed.

anyone else here like slathering their hands with chili and then jerking off? feels good

>>8772811
>rub one on my gf's nipple while she's sleeping
Lol

I hate it when I'm even near anything with pepper seeds it still gets in my nails. I hate it.

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>>8772811
>>8772961

>>8772961
top kek

>>8772747
As long as I can forget later and take a piss.

>>8773901
same but dick and actual habaneros. the pain was nigh unending

>>8772961
Dykes leave

>>8772747
scratched my butthole like that

>>8772811
Once I cooked something with my sudden death sauce and a few hours later I went to jerk off, I still had chilli sauce residue on my hands, my dick was on fire, I was too wasted to care though so I just fapped through the pain, I came buckets.