One of the life's greatest pleasures

>1pm on a Wednesday

Don't you have a job anon

>>8772101
Where the fuck do YOU live? It's almost 11pm here.

>>8772101
Where the fuck is it 1PM that anybody would be drinking Foster's?

>>8772106
It's 1pm on the east coast of Australia, so I'm assuming OP imported that piss water from the UK or somewhere

>>8772096
Shiiiiit

>>8772096
Fosters, its Australian for piss even we wouldn't drink

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>>8772096
Two of lifes greatest pleasures

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>>8772096
Yes sir truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer

>>8772307
Drinking and driving.. nice

Cheers

>>8772096
>Fosters
>One of the life's greatest pleasures

What a pathetic person you are.

>>8772202
Only because Fosters (or whoever the fuck they are owned by now) plug other piss that tastes the fucking same on the domestic market.

>>8772310
Was about to defend myself and say that I didn't open it, then I realized the vehicle is in Drive and the paper bag. Yeah, you caught me

>>8772318
I was referring to drinking on the toilet faggt

>>8772096
>Fosters
>upside down pic
gg

>>8772310
The problem is being drunk while driving. Driving while drinking a beer is fine. Two is the max

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Did you put your undies on backwards, OP?

>>8772374
It's the way they're made
Tag in front for some reason

>>8772096
>can barely cracked open
>white-knuckle tard grip
>underwear on backwards
>cord for anal bullet in pic
>dyel calf
>fosters

What is going on with your life, OP?

>>8772332
Oh but still fosters. I drink Stella in the shower whilst watching porn or YouTube (i have a shelf put a tablet on). I'm not washing i just love the warm water and the ale.

true blue aussie drink vb cans

>>8772096
could imagine having one of those with a snag co-pilot

I totally thought that phone in your pocket was a cone piece stuck in the can.

>>8772466
Depends what state you're from.

The only thing a can of fosters is good for is to pour it down the sink then grab a fork and make a can bong

>>8772096
shower beer > shittin beer

>>8773427
cold beer + cold shower + hot day truly is a glorious experience.

>>8772454
>Stella
>Critiquing others' choice of beer

Fosters is a shit but c'mon man.

>>8772096
what ever happened to the "fah-stahs auhstrialhan for beeh? commercials?

>>8774816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc85E_FA3kQ
they got btfo and quit making them

>>8772101
>got back from job interview
>drinking beer
kill me

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>>8772096
>tfw that's only $2.50 at Frys

>>8774902
It's inoffensive and really cheap here, 2 for $3.50
buy about 15 of them and you got a good buzz going

>>8774885
It's two bucks with deposit in MI faggot

2 for $4 at Publix desu

Get the green can

>>8773533
It was the best draught in my boozer when i started drinking all them years ago so i got a taste for that.

Fosters is just weak piss water.

>>8775976
>>8774911
>>8774902

18 cans of Stella £13

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>>8772096
No thanks. I prefer my beer wireless.

>>8772307
i dont know how you do it? super cold? that is the foulest beverage ive ever had. even tasted my cum before.

>>8776933
It was actually the first and only time I've ever had it. Could only stomach about 1/3 of it, tossed the rest. Indeed the worst beverage I've ever had

>>8772244
lmao I thought the sausage was a syringe or epi pen or some shit in thumbnail.

Sausage is good too.

>>8773533
What's wrong with Stella?

>>8772244
This madman bought the whole damn stick of pepperoni.

>>8772374
even in aussie land the underwear is backwards.

>>8772430
REKT