You wouldn't eat me, would you Anon?

>>8764918
i wish they stayed cute when they grew older, maybe then Id stop eating pork

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Not a little piglet, but big pigs, yeah. They're good pets but frankly they're like cows, they're domesticated to a point where they only exist to be slaughtered for their meat.

No... of course not.

>knife sharpening intensifies

>>8764918
Fry it whole. Like a little pork nugget. Yum

I don't eat raw meat.

>takes out the pan

>>8764940
You need to gut it first anon.

>>8764918
No.

I would have sex with you.

Roasted suckling pig is literally the best food on the planet.

>>8764955
Source?

>>8764918
Not now, but ask me again in 9 months time..

>>8764934
really? I heard their smarter than dogs.

what if I get myself a wild pig undomesticated? will it grow to be not so huge to be slaughtered for its meat?

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I sure would piggy kun

Because you're so kawaii

>>8764982
Hate to break it to you anon, but teacup pigs aren't real. All pigs grow to be large.

>>8764994
I don't mind that, I just don't want it to get too big if it was a pet. Id want it to get to an adult Labrador's size

>>8764982
Wild pigs are hairy, violent, and destructive.

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>>8765006
yeah but look how cute they look

>>8764948
Grow a pair

>>8765006
Yet we allow Middle Easterners to live in our society.

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>>8765006
>>8765014

they're self maintaining too

>>8764918
Depends on how you were prepared.

>>8765014
>>8765020
wife's son

>>8764982
>I heard their smarter than dogs.
so are chimpanzees, but temperament matters and pigs don't have one conducive with being a pet

being that pigs are smarter, when they become adults they are fully aware they can fuck up your shit if they feel like it so they will defy what you tell them to do and start pushing you around physically

>>8764918
Only if you lose the ability to form coherent speech.

>>8764994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_pig
I love this wikipedia article so much

>"Full-grown miniature pigs"
>Miniature pigs weigh between 22.5 kilograms (50 lb) and over 68 kilograms (150 lb) when fully grown

>>8764952
Have you ever seen a pig sex video? They're really fucked up.

http://pervertslut.com/videos/74686/huge-pig-and-senile-fucking-the-paramour-of-brute-sex/?pqr=77:666b145e147500c0e495436f30b65f53:0:74686:1

>>8764982
Wild pigs will kill you and then eat your corpse. If you want a massive animal, get a Brahma chicken; even if you don't eat them they make good pets.

>>8767514
After Trump just signed away our internet privacy, there's no way I'm clicking that.

>>8767992
literally nothing changed, shill

ISPs already can sell your information. He blocked something that would say they couldn't do that anymore
even if they were stopped, it doesn't stop all the sites you visit from doing it

you will continue to have the same privacy you always had

>>8768022
Wrong.

>>8769083
Well, how? I'm not them, but I just want to settle on whether or not it's the same.

Don't know why people would fall all over themselves to shill the idea that we're okay when we're not.

>>8767672
You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

>>8769093
Because /pol/ happily takes whatever this """president""" does full on the face while they sit on their knees. The damage control they attempt to do is hilarious now that they understand someone can go ahead and buy your /d/ history and blackmail the fuck out of you.

>>8767992
Not to /pol/esmoke in here, but, I actually like the majority of Trump's ideas and plans, but the ISP and browsing/privacy thing just seems like such a shitty move, and frankly, one I don't understand.

>>8764934

Not really, if you let a family of pigs go free into a forest they will quickly revert to boar like behaviour and appearance, growing tusks and fur.

>>8769112
>>8769137
We won. Deal with it, shills. You never had any internet privacy anyway. President Trump is finally bringing it to light with this bill.

>>8769112
Say what you will about him, anyone who has the establishment & globalists *this* pissed and in full damage control mode? I like them.

And Hillary has a proven track record of absolutely vile ethics, corruption, incompetence, and a blasé attitude towards anything that doesn't enrich her, so, I'm quite happy things didn't go that perennial losers way, despite every power structure trying to cram her down our throat

>>8769150
I was on the front lines for him, I voted for him, and still agree with most stuff on his agenda.

This one aspect seems shitty. I can disagree with whoever the fuck I want, I wish I were paid to shitpost on the internet.

Also who the fuck is gonna dispatch shills to a cooking board?

>>8769150
>>8769156

All I wanted to know was whether or not you're lying about our privacy being just as safe as before.

Not from you, because I don't trust you, but someone who knows what they're talking about, and isn't a monkey faggot.

>board about pigs
>board somehow becomes about 45th

Some delicious irony you're serving there~

>>8767992
>he thinks they don't spy on us
Wikileaks released documents on how the US was spying on us since Bush and the Patriot act. Grow up you naive little cunt.

>>8769167
Visit r/The_Donald

>>8769195
Is that a plebbit site? Why would you do such a thing?

I dont eat haram food.

>>8764918
Of course not. That would be a waste. I want to wait until you're big to eat you.

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

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>>8764918

STEP RIGHT UP
MARCH

>>8769369
That's a COOL fuckin trap.

>>8769150
Go to bed, Russia.

>>8769369
damn that's impressive looking

>>8769369
Little got crushed in the trap drop far left. It's flailing

>>8769095

sleep tight porker

>>8769167
I explained how the order works>>8768022

shills said wrong and started diverting the conversation away without backing up their claim or saying anything about it

so it's clear who you should listen to

>>8769107
alright bricktop calmdown son

>>8769095

Sleep tight, Porker.

>>8769525
ISP's had to have your permission before. Now they don't need it. Also, ISP's are vastly different than Apps that you use periodically that collect information about your activity while using that App. ISP's know everything you do. Big difference. So, yes our privacy rights over our internet activity have now been completely compromised by our orange tinted emperor and your alternative truth spin does nothing to change the facts. Save it for your circlejerk /pol/tard butt buddies.

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769369
>the little white one that gets knocked the fuck down in the middle of the food

>>8769165
>who the fuck is gonna dispatch shills to a cooking board

>>8743309

>>8769678
who are you trying to keep information from exactly? police already have full access to everything you do, everything you search that goes through google is being documented

tell me how your privacy is being compromised. Please be specific what you are worried about

>>8769095
Sleep tight porker

>>8769095
sleep tight, porker

>>8769693
The critical difference is that while the police CAN access records of your online activity, they need a warrant (which must be approved by a judge), and it must be part of an investigation. Furthermore there are laws protecting such evidence once it is collected.

ISPs are not police. They can access and provide this information to 3rd parties without a warrant or a judge's approval.

>>8769095
GET IN THE PAN PORKER

>>8769717
I'm just seeing this as theoretical outrage, people are upset about an implication of "what if someone finds out I've been doing something I shouldn't be doing"

I'm just not sure what nefarious things could be done when someone learns of me searching for videogame trailers and asian porn

besides it's all on the grid anyway, like you look at socks on amazon, then go on facebook and you now have targeted advertisements for socks.

the big thing is I feel like people are complaining for the sake of complaining, knowing full well this isn't going to change anything at all

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769745
>I'm just not sure what nefarious things could be done when someone learns of me searching for videogame trailers and asian porn

That depends a lot on the person. If you have a job which requires you to keep up a certain appearance then your career could be killed if information were made public that you were looking at porn. Even if it was totally legal "vanilla" stuff, that could be a career-ender for a newscaster, a teacher, someone affiliated with a religious group or a charity, etc.

>>besides it's all on the grid anyway, like you look at socks on amazon, then go on facebook and you now have targeted advertisements for socks.

But that information isn't linked to you specifically. It's linked to a token somewhere on your computer. The advertising company knows that *someone* looked at socks and then knows to serve sock ads to some specific token ID. But that information isn't connected to *you* by name.

>>8769693
Google is an App. It knows what you do when you use the App. There are other search engines that specifically do not record your activity that you can use. An ISP knows all your activity and now they are permitted to profit from that knowledge without my consent. It's a direct invasion of my privacy to distribute information about me without my consent. It makes no difference what that information is, it's my information which I should have the right to prevent being distributed.

It always astounds me how the right attributes all kinds of tinfoil hat on head conspiracies regarding government, but rolls over for a belly rub to megalithic corporations.

>>8769686
>poor little white pig

>>8769745
>besides it's all on the grid anyway, like you look at socks on amazon, then go on facebook and you now have targeted advertisements for socks.
literally ublock, noscript, any cookie blocker, or if you're a retarded phoneposter, almost any FOSS browser, most come with built-in anti-tracking.

>>8769773
>It makes no difference what that information is, it's my information which I should have the right to prevent being distributed.
which you are broadcasting over someone elses network and servers. If you want to keep your information private, don't send it across technology owned by other people

and since you want to bring muh left v right into this. It's amazing how the left is outraged they can't anonymously look at tranny porn but are doing everything they can to ensure "refugees" bent on dismantling western society are welcome into our countries with open arms

you should start worrying about tangible threats to your physical safety instead

>>8769769
sounds like a non-issue to me. Really its just reinforcing the fact only people doing something they shouldn't be doing should be worried about this.

>>8769812

But that's the problem. There's absolutely nothing wrong with an adult looking at legal porn, yet it can be a career-breaker.

There are all sorts of other potential issues too. Let's say you go in for a job interview. The company contracts with a data-mining service to provide information on your online habits. The hiring manager sees that you've been looking at a lot of stuff for a particular sports team....which he just so happens to hate. You don't get the job.

>>8767514

fuck even horses and pigs score more women than me

>>8769825
that just seems pretty extreme. Also I don't quite get how it's linked to me exactly. They don't know who is looking things up specifically. not like I'm logging in with my name.

>>8767672
>Brahma chicken

sounds cute and would own, but I dont trust other people to respect boundaries and decide to steal my pet and eat it. I had 2 bikes stolen before from my own back yard, fuck humans

>>8769959
Perhaps you consider moving somewhere without those sort of people nearby.

>>8769997
Blacks are everywhere in the USA dude.
No choice really.

>>8764982
>what if I get myself a wild pig undomesticated? will it grow to be not so huge to be slaughtered for its meat?

If you get a wild giraffe will it be able to stay the size of a small child and won't kill you with its giant neck?

That's what you sound like

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769999
I live in a neighborhood filled with whites and hispanics

>>8769812
whoops we just passed a thoughtcrime law, better not be looking at non-MSM sites :^)

>>8770078
Beaners are just as bad.

>>8769095
sleep tight ᵖᵒʳᵏᵉʳ

>>8770033
ᵖᵒʳᵏᵉʳ Indeed.

>>8770094
more like poor people of all races
let's just stop here

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769095

sleep tight porker

>>8770111
Except that not true, and telling others to stop will not prevent them from correcting you.

>>8770201
it's like you're denying the amount of low income "white trash" people living in the projects unemployed.

Family income and upbringing play a bigger role than race is all I'm trying to say.

>>8764934
apart from the slaughtering, what's the difference between a woman and a female pig then? why aren't there more man-pig marriages?

>>8770231
>female pig
*gilt

>>8770241
>gilt
*sow

>>8769369
A lot of forest was saved that day.

>>8764918
Well, not YOU, but.. your friends or cousins or something, yeah.

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769095
Sleep tight, Porker!

I don't get the obsession with micro pigs. Normal piglets, the ones you see in farms, are actually way cuter

>>8770560

the concept is simple. you take that cuteness from a baby pig and you (hopefully) have it remain that cute little size the whole time. That makes it not only cuter, but a lot more practical as a pet (less food, less cleanup, etc.)

...now reality doesn't exactly match that ideal, but it's pretty damn obvious where the desire comes from.

>>8765017
Underrated

>>8769095

sleep tight porker

>>8764918
No, you're not big enough yet.
>>8764925
Have you not seen Tamworth pigs? Cute, ginger, and hairy. Still tasty.

Why is 'cute' an obstruction to eating something?

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>>8764918

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8770714
>>8770714
what's on it's back? Was it inbred?

>>8765014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zMw4LFGLF8

>>8769095
Sleep tight porker

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>>8770733
a-anon, i dont think its the piggu that is inbred.

>>8769095
Sleep tight oinker

>>8770714
Sardusu appettottu! Datu chi semos arribbande a paska kerzo puru s'anzone!

>>8770000
Quads of truth
Consider your digits checked

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8771311
>they haven't seen a roast whole pig before so they must be inbred

anon's just a basic city person

>>8771620
as am i mate, first time i see hooves detached and inserted.

>>8769095
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER

>>8767672
Just looked these up, holy shit i want some

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

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>>8771683

>>8770603
Things are cute so we don't murder them. It's why babies and kids are cute.

>>8771132
those pigs got BTFO

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>>8764918
You look delicious.

>>8769144
>growing tusks and fur

Damn really?
So because they get food and warmth by humans their bodies makes them not grow them out?

>>8772884
Yes, but as sapient beings, we can choose to murder cute things.
Baby animals are simply not ready yet.

However, going to an agricultural show and seeing all the huge prize-winning porkers in stalls makes my mouth water. They look tasty.

Fucken' oath I would.
Pork is my favourite meat.

>>8769095
Sleep tight porker

>>8769803
Nigger I don't want the fucking refugees and I don't want my internet browsing info to be available to whomever. Why can't people understand that?

>>8764918
No, I don't eat pork because the Bible says it's wrong.

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>>8769489
Yes, and the only one in the background that escapes, hauling ass, erry tiem.

>>8773484
the bible also says that jesus chased some random sellers with the staff of gandalf because they didnt have a license

>>8769095
sleep tight ᵖᵒʳᵏᵉʳ

>>8764918
Cute = delicious

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>>8773335
oh? try pork jerky, i actually prefer it to beef.
soy sauce, sugar, worcestershire, sriracha, fresh garlic and onion (these are also great when dried), oregano, lime / lemon juice with a Little bit of peel, liquid smoke.
i have never tried the oven, but in the dehydrator it takes 6-8h at 60ish c°(highest mine goes) depending on thickness. you obviously gotta use a lean cut and trim it, fat tastes pretty bad.
i can get away with <2kg on four round trays, onions and garlic placed on top of the meat. i never dry it and flip em at least twice, so if you for some reason want to get rid of the delicious marinade you might get away with like 4h. pic related is what about 11€ of ingredients make, about 8 of em for the pork when its on sale - neck cuts usually.

>>8770224
>Appalachia is mostly (read; almost 100%) poverty level white trash
>some of the lowest crime in the country
Lol

>>8769853
Get a dog. They're loads of fun in bed.

Why worry about eating an animal that wont hesitate to eat you if you faint?

>>8768022
>being this cucked
Ok Daddy Trump and his billionaire friends will take care of us little guys, makes sense to me.

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>>8764918
Sleep tight little fella
and with nice ingredients huddle together

>>8772884
dude what babies and kids are ugly as hell and are super fucking retarded

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>>8764918
Bet you could fit fine in this.

>>8774661
D
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>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8774688
That's actually a fucking fantastic idea.

Deep-fried whole fish are fantastic. Deep-fried poultry is fantastic (both the Asian style and the US deep-fried turkey for Thanksgiving). So why not deep-fry a small pig?

Asian-style with the hot oil poured over the pig would get some fantastic crispy skin going.

I am certainly going to try this the next time I get my hands on a tiny pig. The smallest my butcher stocks is about 50 lbs which is far too large. But I do get some of the little bastards like >>8765014 on my property from time to time. Next time I see one I know where it's going to be headed.

>>8769095
Sleep, Tight Porker.

>>8769095
Sleep tight porker

>>8769095
sleep tight porker

>>8769095
kill yourself you fucking faggot

"People" who eat mammals are barbarians

>>8769095
Sleep tight porker