Verdict on sparkling water?

Bad for enemas

A quarts and charcoal filtered water from your home faucet is fine. Spring water bought from the bottle is a scam. Any other water a double scam.

>>8763512
It would probably feel really good tho...

>>8763520
Faggot.

>>8763509
Topo chico with lime is refreshing as fuck.

>>8763509
It's a fad. I don't think it will hit on.

When you're out with other people you should order sparkly water instead of plain water, if you really have to have water, that is. If you're such a dull person you even drink water in company, at least try to make it look a little festive.

>>8763512
How do you know?

>>8764026
>t. amerifat

>>8764023
Its popular in Thailand, they mixed it with soft-drinks in pubs.

>>8763509
Sparkling water is a meme.

>>8764035
Not american, not fat.

But you must be, considering the only alternative to water you can come up with are sugary drinks.

>>8763520
I don't think you can feel anything there.

>>8764035
Amerifats drink water with sugar.

>>8763509
Best water.

>>8763509
Lemon Perrier is great for an upset stomach.

>>8763509
I'm an American and I drink it more often than I do regular sodas. I tried it for the first time a couple years back and realized that 80% of the reason I drink soda at all is because of the bubbles. Now I get it just about every time I walk up to the soda machine.

Fatties should start drinking it to wean themselves off soda.

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>>8764026
You cannot be serious.

>>8763509
Fantastically refreshing after being out in the sun working and such.

It's meh
Refreshing if it has a light fruit flavor or comsumed with something sweet

I like to pour a big glass of it with lots of ice, add grapes, then drink it and eat the grapes at the end.

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This shit right here? The nectar of the gods.

>>8764406
My fellow enlightened man

>>8763509
sparking water, dark chocolate, IPAs, etc are wonderful tools for identifying man-children. if you don't like them, you are one.

>>8764546
Alcohol is for degenerates though.

>>8764549
memeing pretty hard there my bromigo! well done!

>>8764556
You sound like an alcoholic. :-/

>>8764023
>>8763509
Its honestly kind of great.

I always thought it was pretentious and stupid, but stuff like San Pellegrino is pretty great imo.

The only problem is that it'll always be associated with pretentious elitist fucks because its expensive / overpriced.

But if you can afford it its great. Juice is actually usually too sugary to be healthy: anything else has tons of aspertame, caffine, and other fucked up additives.

is there a cheap method of making it yourself? It has replaced soda for me if I put lemon in it?

>>8764023
>>8764571
Is it really like that in US? Here in Eastern Europe it costs the same as regular water and I think more people drink it than regular one, at least it's 50/50

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whatever your opinion on sparkling water can we just all agree that this is retarded?

>>8764577
henry's is trash but sparkling water mix drinks are awesome if done right.
I make them myself with Gin and a splash of grenadine.

>>8764591
I'm a vodka and lime flavored sparkling water man myself.

>>8764039
t. Tranny chaser

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>>8763509
Honestly, I'm on the bubble.

>>8764026
Dumbass, that's when you order a diet tonic and bitters, or, failing that, diet tonic and lime.

>>8763520
do you like the feeling of cramps for the next 24-48 hrs?

I like flavored sparkling water. The Clear American brand I get from Wal-Mart is good.

>>8763509
I like the Aldi lemon and grapefruit flavor, food lion has their brand 12 packs for $2.75 today and tomorrow, Lime is not bad. Berry sucks.

>>8764023
>It's a fad.
keked

>>8764023
It's been around forever in central and eastern Europe.

>>8763509
Tastes like rocks.

>>8765461
It's the mineral content

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>>8765461

>>8763509
sparkling mineral water
or sparkling (nothing: read tap) water?
because sour sparkling mineral water is like a fresh kiss to my fucked up stomach and soul every time

>>8764576
>costs the same as regular water
LMAO

I was in Germany for a week not long ago, and this revelation blew my mind. You dumbasses literally pay for a glass of still water at restaurants. That's the only reason anyone would get sparkling water over regular water there -- there isn't much of a price difference, so you might as well. It's honestly unbelievable. In America that's unthinkable, you can get free water at any establishment, even if you're not dining there.

What was the point of the holocaust if you're going to continue to be jewed for all eternity anyway?

>tfw you also have to pay to use restrooms
what a joke

>>8765826
Do Germans really shit on each other's chests as a form of greeting?

>>8764284
will try thanks for the advice anon

>>8763509
that first sip can be godly
but 9/10 times before I'm finished with a glass I just want to throw the rest in the sink

I like topo chico but wouldn't buy it. I drink it if it is free.

>>8766113
Schiza, mein nigga.

>>8766590
Yeah the mineral flavor gets overbearing eventually

>>8763512
noted.

>>8765826
>literally pay for a glass of still water at restaurants.
You just have to ask for tap water

>>8763509
I prefer seltzer

>>8763509
just drink regular water

Too sparkly

>>8766113

Gruess Scheisse!

>Gerolsteiner > Perrier >>>> San Pellegrino
San Pellegrino lovers should be gassed.

>>8764023
>>8764576
At my uni, sparkling water is for free.

>>8763509
Tastes bitter and shitty.

>>8764023
its always been here in ireland

It's a good mixer to go with vodka if you don't want extra calories

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>>8765093
>misses the clearly stated "if you have to order water, that is"
>thinks he's the smart one.

>>8764290
Yes, I hate to break it to you, but you're a boring person with your stupid glass of plain water.

Nobody wants to hear about your latest diet or stamp collection either.

>>8764023
>It's a fad
Yeah is coffee a fad too? How about tea? Fucking dumbass retard.

>>8768309
It's so salty

>>8764023
in Rome its free and I drank it all the time. An acquire taste as at first it tasted awful.

Other than that my uncle said it makes you fat, like drinking beer, but its way better than normal water.

>>8770583
that is some nice projection, buddy.

It's nicer than regular tap water, but I'll only get it if it's free/ cheap. What's the deal with all of you baby-men who can't drink it without having your stomachs torn apart? The only time this has ever happened to me was when I made the absolutely autistic decision to drink some immediately after finishing a thirty-five mile bike ride.

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>>8771401

>>8764406
The best.

>>8764284

excellent advice for fatties. Sometimes just drinking water and coffee gets old, its nice to have this to change it up without having to feel bad about consuming the sugar

>>8763512

kek

>>8763509
It tastes like a fucking carbonated rock and not even a good rock.

I don't like a lot of carbonated shit to begin with, it makes me feel like I'm on the verge of a sneeze.

Over here in Germany you actually are the odd one out if you drink plain/tap water instead of sparkling. People will think you're weird.
It's interesting seeing everyone saying sparkling water tastes bad, most people here find tap water disgusting.

>>8765826
>You dumbasses literally pay for a glass of still water at restaurants.
Well, you're not wrong. You dumbasses really do pay for water. But that's only because you dumbasses are buying bottled water instead of asking for tap water.

I drink it to cut back on my soda intake.

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>>8773940
>Over here in Germany you actually are the odd one out if you drink plain/tap water instead of sparkling. People will think you're weird.
>It's interesting seeing everyone saying sparkling water tastes bad, most people here find tap water disgusting.

Both of these statements are literally and figuratively wrong.

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>>8774112
I'm german and those statements are objectively right fuck off untermensch

>>8774134
t. americuck larping as jerry

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>>8774134
Keine Ahnung, mit was für Kindern du zu tun hast, denn wenn jemand ein Glas Leitungswasser bestellt, dann interessiert das keine Sau. Ist es ungewöhnlicher als Mineralwasser? Ja. Finden es die Leute "weird"? Nein. Arschloch.

>>8774143
t. another americuck larping as jerry

It's what real men drink, like black coffee. If you can't handle the feel of sizzling on your tongue you might as well hav kiddie drinks like pop or girly drinks like a cocktail.

Ramlösa best water

>>8774139
ja fick dich auch

>>8763509
I like sparkling apple juice