How do you make sushi at home?

What part of sushi do you imagine is so complicated that you can't prepare it at home?

>>8762557
Buy ingredients. Make rice. Prep other ingredients. Construct roll on sushi mat. Roll. Slice. Eat.

>>8762583
>>8762577
That's really vague, I need a recipe.

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>>8762557

None of that shit is sushi you fags.

>>8762589
>buy raw fish
>cut raw fish into small pieces
>cover seaweed with rice
>place raw fish on rice
>roll up seaweed
>cut into gay little rolls
>eat
>get intestinal parasites

There, done.

>>8762589
Sushi rice, cream cheese, some fucking fish, etc. Quantity is up to personal taste.

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>>8762632
>buying fish that isn't fresh

>>8762645
>me in the bottom left

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>>8762640
>cream cheese
Kill yourself.

>>8762645
>girl wearing a napkin on her head is giving me a patronizing look
>her fat friend want's to fuck me
>guy can't even afford a belt

>>8762645
>fresh fish doesn't contain any parasites

Are you retarded? Where do you think the parasites in fish come from? Do you think they appear out of thin air when the fish starts to decompose?

>>8762674
Buy fish fresh so you know where it has been. You don't want factory farmed shit from China. Freeze for 7 days to kill any parasites. Thaw and make sushi.

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>hubby
>lush
>phil mews

>>8762708
It's 2017

>>8762611
too much ass

>>8762720
> C U R R E N T Y E A R

>>8762743
> C U R R E N T T I M E

Alton Brown did an episode of Good Eats about making sushi. I know it's on netflix, but I'm not sure where else. It's really quite good.

>>8762750
> H A H A H A H A H A H

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>>8762737

Are you gay fag?

>>8762640
>cream cheese

>>8763053
Ikr. Genuinely one of the worst things I've seen recommended on /ck/.

>>8763062
I know, go feta or go home.

>>8762645
Oh shit, he's got a knife!

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>>8762557

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>>8762737
oh boy...