Join me for dinner, anon?

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There's both meatballs and sausage.

>>8760994
Gender and age, please!

>>8760994
Please be in London

Jesus. Want some pasta with your sauce?

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>>8761670
fuckin lmao

You are supposed to take the butter out of the wrapper first

>needing bread with a pile of pasta

This is why you're fat.

>>8760994
>Ugh... that weird guy that plays with his food while taking pics of it and giggles while browsing his iphone for 3 hours is back...

That bread looks incredibly lifeless

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If you don't hurry, anon, I'll eat all the meatballs.

do americans really eat this?

>>8761818
as sad and pathetic as this meal is... that meatball actually looks okay

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>>8761844
How about this sausage?

what chain is this

>>8761871
Is it a chain? It doesn't look like Fazoli's or Olive Garden

>>8761827
oh jesus christ just stfu for once seriously

>>8760994
Plain sauce? Seriously? Put some of that powdered cheese on it.

Why doe people serve red pasta sauce plain without things like cheese and parsely flakes? It's hideous.

>>8760994
asl?

>>8761871
Fazoli's

>>8761827
>>8761871
>>8761880
>>8762289
This is diner food.

>>8762304
A lot of fast food places serve breakfast now

>>8760994
>>8761008
There's absolutely nothing refined about this, but I bet it would be a welcome sight after a long, hard day.

>>8761774
Yo, dawg, I heard you like wheat. So I put bread with the pasta so you can eat wheat while you eat wheat.

I'd get down on this. But I'm a simple man. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looks like flyover diner garbage trying to make what they think Italian food is based solely on the Sporanos and the old Super Mario cartoon.

>>8762763
>2017
>yo dawg memes
What did he mean by this?

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>>8760994
>Not dumping that entire jar of red pepper and cheese onto your pasta
>No side of fresh spinach and arugula garden salad with peperoncini
>No glass of red wine
>No olive oil for dipping the bread
>Not ordering capellini instead of fuckboy-tier ziti

>>8762844
>policing meme usage
Just end it already. It's not like your loved ones would be surprised

Fazolis is worse than Pizza hut tier

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I-if you'll h-have me, anon-sempai

>>8762907
It's not like I w-wanted to have a m-meal with you or anything, baka!

>>8761670
I like to think the pasta is un-stirred, causing it to look over sauced??

>>8762255
>powdered cheese

EXCUSE ME MISS, MAY I HAVE YOUR FINEST POWDERED CHEESE AND ANY PARSLEY FLAKES YOU HAVE THIS SHIT IS HIDIOUS

>>8762864
Capellini is literally just spaghetti u little shit

>>8763030
kek you fucking succhiacazzi capellini is angel hair, ultra thin, much thinner than spaghetti get your shit together.

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Which would you rather have, the meatball or the sausage?

>>8762864
>not being able to tell the difference between ziti and penne

You lose.

I'd like to have your sausage, op

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Why the fuck did you bring a gun and snob to our date at Applebees, anon?!?!

>>8762864
Those are penne rigate you fucking imbecile

>>8762304

What kind of diner serves penne?

>>8760994

OVER DRESSED
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Thanks, no, I am done with romance.

for fuck's sake, people, stir your fucking pasta.