I give you a dollar if you eat it.. . . . Waiting . . . .

>>8758060
French eat snails all the time.
Its called escrow.

>>8758060
Make it five and I get to cook it.

Can I cook it first?

>>8758064
Why did this dumb post make me laugh?

>>8758064
Its escargogo

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When I was a little kid I found a slug and decided to put salt on it to watch it "melt" like I'd heard about/seen on cartoons and shit. I just sprinkled a little bit on and the second the salt hit its back it started bubbling like crazy, and its little eyestalks shot straight back into it's head like it was in horrible pain. I instantly felt like a horrible monster, started crying, and ran it into the kitchen to wash the salt off, but it just kept kinda writhing around and I couldn't take watching it so I took it back outside and put it where I found it and just pretended it would be ok.

>>8758078
Auto correct changed it

>>8758110
so...you didnt wash it off? it probably survived if you didnt sprinkle a lot.

>>8758118
I washed it off for nearly a minute.

my friend was drunk and I told him to eat one
he gave it a go, however the slug started to release thick defensive mucous all over his mouth, every time he tried to bite ropes of slime would sling out until he started puking everywhere

long after the slug was free, he continued puking, 12 times by my count. the slug won that day

>>8758144
>Australians

I actually eated one when I was 3

>>8758077
I wish I could eat my escrow.

>>8758110
>I just sprinkled a little bit on and the second the salt hit its back it started bubbling like crazy, and its little eyestalks shot straight back into it's head like it was in horrible pain.
Poor lil guy