wondering what meats taste like beef so my indian friend can

Beef tastes like beef. Maybe buffalo?

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>>8757834
You know what to do.

>>8757865
Buffalo or bison. Bison burgers are fucking amazing.

Make a black bean burger. Season the fuck out of it with Woostah sauce. Then hand it over to him.

lamb is close enough. if you season it heaps, it will taste pretty similar

>>8759105
Lamb burgers are p. tasty.
Do this.

Just give him beef and tell him its something else. Unless you think angry imaginary sky cow is gonna hit you with lightning.

>>8759135
but that would be dishonest

>>8757834
Ostrich. Seriously.

>>8757834
Venison, bison

>>8759135
>angry imaginary sky cow is gonna hit you with lightning.
They don't do that, they drop a load of bullshit on you.

>>8759137
So?

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>>8759148
why dont they just drop it in the l- oh.. I understand..

Ostrich is pretty similar. Horse also.

>>8757868
>implying
human flesh taste more on dogmeat/alligatormeat than beef as long as you dont get in the inguinal or underarm area

>>8759105
>>8759110
Lamb burgers are called kebabs.

he might be allergic . has he developed antibodys to meat? ... yah i'd suggest seitan? its a gluten based food.(wheat protein) said to have a meaty texture... season it well. experiment

>>8757834
Why can't he eat beef?

>>8757834
Ostrich and Kangaroo but they're not quite beef like maybe combine with some boar meat.

>>8759720

Observant Hindus don't eat beef because the cow is a sacred animal.

bison

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>>8757834
The answer is ostrich.

>>8759722
so he can, he just won't.

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>>8759718
you could use a stock or even an animal-fat to cook the seitan with so to give it that taste.. its not it's meat but may just be the way to do it. let your friend know.

>>8759221
Retard.

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>>8759156
Kek

>>8757834
Deus Vult that mother fucker and make him a proper meal.

Civilzation with proper sanitation doesnt come with a dot on your forehead.

>>8759844
>Civilzation with proper sanitation doesnt come with a dot on your forehead.
Doesn't come with a 300. lb overweight, diabetic gut waddling through Walmart and shitting it's pants either.
What's your point?

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>>8759846
HAHA!! dumbass. I shop at Meijer's.

>>8759860
SHART

Looks like the Poo in the Loo brigade has arrived in full force.

Quick! To the designated shitting streets!

>>8759860
What's going on in this pic?

>>8757834
Mix 2/3 bison to 1/3 lamb.

>>8757834
Moose is pretty much dead on.