What do you think of this burger, /ck/?

>>8754599
The lettuce and tomato look a bit suspect (tomato might be on the old side, or was cut with a dull blade) but the rest of it looks fine, if a bit dry.

6.5/10, would eat if hungry.

>>8754599
Connecticut's a flyover shithole.

>>8754606
Are you trying to piss everyone off?

>cut with a dull blade

Because it's working.
I'm mad now fuck you.

>>8754718
You should really book time to optician and to nearest anger management course.

OP, looks pretty good, switch the jalapenos to pickles it would disappear from my plate in instant.

>>8754793
It's just a random image I found in google. I can't really change anything.

>>8754793
>tomatoes cut with a dull blade
>they're still tomatoes

Yeah you did it this time defending the tripfag you fucker.

>>8754718
No. Are you completely overreacting? Yes.

>>8754599
I hate burgers where the toppings are stacked so high. Half way through and it's falling apart.

>>8754809
>Cutting tomatoes with dull knife

You really hate yourself that much?

>>8754822
Non issue.
I have no dull knife.

>>8754824
Good. Slicing your wrists with it should be nice and painless.

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>>8754710
Fairfield County is for patricians, peasant.

>>8754863
>USA
>patrician
Nope.
Go snort some more HFCS, sharty.

>>8754866
That money in your pocket. That's mine. I'm just letting you borrow it.

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>>8754599
I eat it for a dollar.

>>8754599
Too much toppings, not enough burg.

Other than that it looks fine.

>>8754599
>Tomato slice almost as thick as the fucking patty
Into the trash it goes

>>8754718
tripfags are cancer

do yourself a favor: don't respond to them

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>>8754599
Looks really tasty.
But my OCD would demand that I take it apart and straighten out that wad of bacon(and probably the rest of the toppings too) so that I would get some in every bite instead of not having any on the edges and then having a big mouthful in the center that crumbles to bits and falls out everywhere/smashes my cheese around/rips a hole in my tomato.

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>>8754900

>>8754599
agree with the tripfag, salad looks rotten and tomato sad af. meat doesnt look very juicy, bread badly buttered, lacks sauce. 4/10 would be sad if i payed money for it

>>8756230
The thick tomato slice is what I like about it, not the paper thin, laser sliced fast food crap.

>>8754599
I think I could eat it. If i was starwing

>>8754599
Other than the baby-shit mustard and presumably American cheese that looks edible. Not sure about quality of meat.

6/10 presentation. Would order a second if that patty doesn't taste as suspect as it looks.

>>8754599
i think you spent $15 on a meme.

>>8754606
You eat when you're not hungry?

Fat ass

>>8754599
Get rid of the bacon, it doesn't belong on a burger.

>>8758379
You are correct sir.

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>>8758379
>>8758400

You guys gonna start a little cult now? A little clique? Got some kind of agenda?

>>8758097
>baby-shit mustard

Yellow mustard is perfectly acceptable on a burger.

>>8758352
I should have specified: would eat if especially hungry.

>>8754599
take the salad and bacon off and it will be perfect

>>8754599
looks a bit dry and i am not a bacon person.

>>8754599
Looks like a 6 dollar burger, would buy.

>>8754599
Get some fucking sunshine you shut in. Your skin is so pale I thought you were wearing a surgical glove.

>>8754900
I wish my alcoholic lifestyle was half as romantic as this movie.

>>8754599
what the hell is under the patty
is that ginger

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>>8758926
burger composition from top down looks like
bun
mustard
pickle
lettuce
tomato
bacon
american cheese
5 oz beef patty
sauteed onion
(possible 1000 island)
bun

pic not related my work

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>they still eat pleburgers
>not based po'tricianboys

>>8754599
Looks like shit.
C-, barely passing only because the bacon looks crispy and crunchy and the texture is nice in a burger.
Other than that, stop using 2 week old vegetables you found in the back of the fridge and you forgot to eat, and get actual good buns.

>>8754599
>Eating a tomato out of season

Enjoy your insipid soggy cardboard, plebe. 0/10.