4chan makes my sandwich.

start with the meat, say oh sorry, and go back to the bread. Get normal bread. when the guy cuts it, change your mind and get italian herb and spices.

>>8754049
Why even need bread?

>>8754046
Get meatballs and oil. Then have him go back to the veg and get pickles.

after the pickles ask for more oil

>>8754052
You neat something to soak up all the oil

>>8754055
Ok oil is key. Got it.

>>8754046
get a footlong but ask for no bread and say that you want sauce and meat seperately from salads

>>8754046
Do your subways have sub sauce? if so, Toasted, with Sub Sauce and Oregano.

>>8754062
Wait, ask them to toast it after you get the oil. It might drip down into the toaster coils and light the whole thing on fire.

>>8754062
Yeah they do.

>>8754068
And if you add hot sauce that drips down to the coils you're basically pepper spraying everyone in the restaurant

>>8754046
Get the sauce deluxe! All of the sauces on toasted flatbread. Salt and pepper. No proteins or vegetables.

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>>8754088
Don't forget the oil

>>8754095
Basically what will happen.

>>8754088
A zesty cracker huh?

Italian bread
Meatball double meat
"The white one"
Double every vegetable
Oil
Toasted
Get a sauce and tell them not to gyp you out of it
And act put out when the wagecuck can't close it
After they close it ask for parmesan oregano salt and pepper

>>8754046
This is my taste senpai:

>Italian meatballs
>Italian herbs & cheese bread
>Swiss
>Toasted

>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Pickles
>Onion
>Jalapenos
>Olive
>Hot chili sauce
>Salt & Pepper