ITT God tier breakfast

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McDonalds gravy biscuit, every damn day!

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>tfw know how to make pastry cream (the stuff that is inside many delicious baked goods such as these)

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Dunkin isn't the choice of Power Rangers

>>8753034
How do you insert it into the donut tho? Do you have a machine?

>>8753093

Marinade syringe works, or a turkey baster if it's not too broad.

e g g s b e n e d i c t

>>8753037
man i wish i liked krispy kreme i'd buy these so hard

>>8753093
I have piping bags and tips.

>>8753010
doughnuts a shit.

grits and eggs best breakfast except eggs benedict. Eggs benedict best breakfast.

>>8753010
Who the fuck eats a donut for breakfast? That's the most fat fuck American eating habit I've heard of in quite some time, so I guess congrats or something anon. Jesus Christ

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>24oz turkey breast cutlets or thighs
>three scrambled eggs
>vegetables stir fry
>small amount of oats with flaxseed
>coffee

What's that donut doing for you again?

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hotcake crepes

After visiting Germany a few times, I'd have to say my ideal breakfast is a bagel or roll with salami and tomato.

>>8753335
>>8753412
mah niggas
so hard to get the poached eggs right tho

>>8753442
This nigga went to Pamela's.

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>>8753010
Here is a healthy god tier finnish breakfast, amerifats. There's oatmeal, a piece of rye bread, a banana and a mug of milk. Try to top this faggots.

>>8753869
"healthy"

Literally all carbohydrates with 4 slices of cucumber and a banana.

Yeah bro, super healthy.

>>8753945
More healthy than your donuts, pancakes and bacon and eggs.

>>8753869
I agree everyone posted shitty food that isn't god-tier, but you took the cake.
Healthy? In whose fucking world.
Oats = Carbs
Rye Bread = Carbs
Banana = Carbs
milk = Carbs and Fat
Fucking disgusting.

My God tier breakfast is just eggs over toast with a raw vegetable salad and a piece of fruit you fucking donkey.
Or a vegetable wrap with beans and the same.
Or fish as an early protein source (like Japanese).
Kill yourself.

>>8753010
Steak and eggs if I've got it aboot.

>>8753869
Why don't you just eat the comic book, you sauced up Sami?

>>8753869

have my part finnish childs

>>8754053
I drink non fat milk.

>>8753010
fuck off and get the fuck out of my drive thru

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Cocaine and fruit loops

>>8754357
I work at dd too. Same

>>8753017
The fuck? Where in the country does mickey ds serve this?