corndogs

Do you know what a hot dog tastes like?
Do you know what cornbread tastes like?

It tastes kinda like those two things together, only also fried.

>>8748100

like a hot dog and cornbread but slightly more artificial tasting.

>>8748100
Gross.

i fucking love corndogs

if i ever open a stupid hipster restaurant it will totally have some kind of heightened corn dog on the menu

>>8748100
Feel on tongue is a little leathery but firm, like a chubby elbow.
Soft spongy texture when bitten into. The less flavorful outside layer gives way to sweet cornbread flavor that is quickly overrun by the salty pork hot dog taste. When chewed, the cornbread particles spread across the tongue while the hot dog provides a gently chewy texture.

>>8748544
Hey you are really good at this
Do you read comics? It reminds me of a character out of chew

>>8748100

It's a hot dog dipped in cornmeal batter and then deep fried... Good combination of sweet, salty, and savory; good contrast of fried crumby outside and snappy juicy pulverized meat product on the inside.

It's trashy carnival/children's food. Nothing too really overthink.

>>8748100
The cornbread is like a firm fried polenta, but also very sweet

this combines with the smokey salty hot dog

>>8748552
Not really. My ex read comics so I tried to get into them to relate to her. I really liked hellboy and umbrella academy but I didn't read much more than that.

>>8748100
Corndogs are proof that God exists, and He wants use to be happy

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>>8748100
I bought a package of industrialized corn dogs from the imports section of the supermarket once.
Expensive, considering it should be only a simple hot-dog with a type of corn based dough around.
...i never eated anything so bad before. Tasted like shit: inferior meat, horrible seasoned dough. I felt i was eating styrofoam with salt.
Then again, trumplanders might confirm that are cheap, bad brands of packaged corn dogs around. Maybe i was unlucky?

>>8748617
You have to get them fresh at a mid-west state fair to really get the full impact of how wonderful they are.

>>8748590
First lesson you should learn before reading comics is that almost everything made by the big two is utter trash made to either pander to people who have been reading their trash for decades or try to recapture the interest of children and failing to
Chew is cool, pretty cool focused, it's an alternative of the food safety and control in a world that banned chicken and people have food related super powers
Chew can see all the memories of anything he eats Wich is cool for a cop/detective badass

>>8748626
this, or make them yourself. pronto pups are food of the gods

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>>8748100

heaven. they taste like fucking heaven.

>>8748632
That sounds familiar, I think she mentioned it to me once. I like the format and art of comics but I just haven't taken time to find good ones. Any other recs?

>>8748626

>flyovers actually think that they somehow make better tasting corn dogs out in flyover land

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

>>8748672
hey I don't rag on you for living on the coast even though I'd never live there in a million years. have some fucking manners.

>>8748671
Sandman by Neil Gaiman. It is the only comic that I will call gorgeous.

>>8748671
I have been out of the loop for a while but if you don't like to read too many words Jason got awards for being able to tell a good story with little to no speech
As for biographical comics my favourite is ponyang by delisle, stay away from Jerusalem it's just really dense and boring
Right now I have been trying to get into Cerberus, Wich is kind of a feat to read since it's the longest graphic novel ever published and it doesn't get good until you are half kn

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Today at lunch I ordered spicy chicken tendies n fries for a coworker n I. The guy behind me was ordering corndogs.
When I left I saw him driving away eating his cdog. I think they taste like America in an old truck calling people ma'am, wearing 3 days unwashed levis with sunglasses tan lines.

>>8748687
seconding this, sandman is classic

>>8748672

Hand dipped corn dogs are better than the frozen variety served at most places.

And, generally, the only time I run into hand dipped are at specialty stores where the demographic supports them - flyover land... and carnivals, country fairs, air shows, higher quality theme parks. a lot of those places are also fly over.

Its not impossible to hand dip a quality beef dog in some fresh cornbread batter while in the city limits of a major metropolitan area that people fly to instead of over, but it is less likely that you will run into a quality hand dipped dog.

t. i have eaten at every restaurant in the universe and know these things for a fact

>>8748707

>i have eaten at every restaurant in the universe and know these things for a fact

You should make another round trip. Corn dogs and the like are pretty trendy in an ironic flyover kind of way in drinking establishments in non-flyover parts of the country these days, and they aren't buying frozen.

>>8748727
>Corn dogs and the like are pretty trendy

Well.. out in flyover land, it's not trendy or ironic. Its a fucking way of life. They know what they are doing and if I wanted to go get circle jerked by some lumber jacking moron with a mustache in a downtown bar - i'd skip your half assing at sucking cock and i'd just hit up the gayest fucking bar in the city and take down the first 27 drag queens i came across.

now thats a corn dog i can dig on.

>>8748803

It doesn't matter that it's trendy or ironic, it's a deep fried hot dog. And everyone everywhere in the country grew up eating corn dogs, at least at their local fairs.

The trendy/ironic thing is to serve good quality versions of food you ate as a kid (implying any 14 year old can't make a corn dog).

You shouldn't feel proud about living in a part of the country that unironically considers kid's food a "way of life".

If you can get a corn dog freshly battered and outta the fryer, likely at a fair or carnival, it is fucking heavenly. I only put mustard on it. I'm thin but I will eat like 5 or 6 of those throughout the night at the fair. Perhaps because outside of that they are depressing. And soggy. adding to the depression. Come on carnival season! You with me you autistic fucks?

>>8748100
a good corn dog tastes like you are giving god a blow job.

>>8748845

I never said I live out in fly over land.

Flyover land does make a better corn dog though.

You're just pissy because you hate thinking that flyover land is better than your local hipster trash heap "bar."

Everyone else in the country is laughing at you fucking retards.

>>8748966

>pissy because you hate thinking that flyover land is better than your local hipster trash heap

I've spent over half my life in flyover land. It's shit, and does nothing better.

>>8748993
>>8748966
as a non american i would rather live the rest of my life among crackheads and niggers than to ever set foot on jew central
why is all american culture either retardly poor or retardly rich?

>>8749013

As a non-American you have no clue what you're talking about and your opinion is invalid.

>>>/pol/

>>8748993
>fresh air
>corn dogs
>innocent preacher's daughters

you don't know what you are talking about city fag

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>>8749024

>he thinks the non-flyover states are covered with nothing but two giant sprawling cities that stretch up and down each coast

>>8749038
>loses argument
>moves goal posts

rekt

>pancake sausage dogs dipped in syrup

good shit

>>8748617
>buying them premade
the hot dogs in them are shit
just buy hot dogs you like, look up a recipe for batter, and make one, or find a place that sells em hot and order one.

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This is the superior variation of said dish:

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>>8748707
shut the fuck up you fly over, its easy, because we have street fairs where people come to buy products instead of go on rides, theres always a bunch of carnival food and hipster food trucks and you can bet your anus you can not only get amazing corn dogs but you can go buy a taco made of pigs anus and green salsa at the same time.

>>8748100
forcemeat sausage, cornmeal batter, fried.

Not much else to describe.

>>8749284
Will someone just ban this guy?
We're on month 6 of him not shutting the fuck up for 12-16 hours a day.

Please mods? Can we have 3 nice days?

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>>8748100
pancakes and bfast sausage

>>8749284
>pigs anus

You're not impressing any one with your shit tier garbage truck food, Chad.

>>8748100
I've seen them in every country I've ever been to that also sells hotdogs.

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>>8749291

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>>8749347
I dont run a food truck. the only thing they need to impress is my tongue and they have my buisness.

>>8748691

who washes jeans every time they wear them?

>>8748100
Like cornbread and a hotdog with a crunchy exterior

>>8749361

no one thinks an animeposter has a job, don't worry

>>8748707
>What is Hot Dog on a Stick?
Come on.
I'm always flattered, when my hot dogs getting battered.

>>8749292
That sausage looks like an anal prolapse.

>>8748691
One of the benefits of denim jeans is that they are difficult to get dirty because of the nature of the material, and require less washing because of this. This, coupled with their durability leads them to be good work trousers. Unless you have a tendency to walk around in filth, sweat profusely, or piss yourself, washing denim more than once a week is wasteful, especially if you alternate your trousers.

>>8749292
These are what I think of when I hear pigs-n-a-blanket.

You can't imagine the lengths I have to go through to get an all beef or all pork corndog where I live.

Everything is fucking turkey and chicken. It disgusts me.

>>8749636

The damn tastiest anal prolapse.

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>>8749562
>implying I'm a neet

>>8748121
so like a deep fried hotdog?

>>8748121
Cornbread is not really a thing outside the US.

>>8750744

How about polenta, then. It's not so far off from cornbread flavor-wise.

>>8750744
That's an absolute crime.

>>8750744
this
>>8748100
I'd like to try this stuff one day, though perhaps I never will

>>8748121
what's cornbread?

>>8750748
Funny thing is, you can actually eat cattails.

>>8749013
Good news, jew central is where most of the crackheads and niggers live.
In Real America all you run into is meth and PCP.

>>8748544
holy shit I could almost taste a pronto pup just reading this. Describe more food pls

>>8748544
down boy, down.

>>8750832
>op asks for someone to explain how corndogs taste
>anon give an excellently written description
>cancerous reddit anon: "down boy, down"(???)

what did he mean by this? Also, kys

>>8750895
>what did he mean by this?

Apparently "cancerous reddit anon" felt that the "excellently written description" was a little over the top and/or its author was too excited.

>>8750895
>>8750916
Do you guys know what a "joke" is?

In Australia they are called dagwood dogs or pluto pups. I like chewing on the crunchy base of the thing.

>>8750832
Too much discussion for you? Need more epic ironic shitposting, huh? Surely there's a subreddit you can go to for that.

>>8750916
Oh, I see. Here is a revised description that may be more suitable to your tastes: CORNDOGS=KEKDOGS HAHAHA. TASTES LIKE SALTY MEME ASSHOLES WRAPPED IN MEME BREAD AND MEMED IN HOT OIL. LOLOL I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING.

how's that?

>>8750932
Yeah. Do you know what an "unfunny joke" is?

>>8750750
That's an Italian thing, I think. Never had it.

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>>8748544
This is a great description, but this is only for supermarket microwaved corndogs. Fresh hand-dipped corndogs are better. They're crunchy on the outside and spongy on the inside with the same cornbread flavor (a mix of buttery, salty, and sweet).

A hot dog encased in a sweet muffin

It's as disgusting as it sounds, even more if you get a shitty one that has an improperly cooked hotdog triple battered with waffle mix.

fuck corndogs

>>8750772
It's a bread made with cornmeal.

>>8748544
Someone give this guy his own thread!
This is amazing!

>>8750981
no fuck you you fucking child

>>8750981
this 2bh

>>8751216
>you fucking child
Says the defender of fucking corn dogs, the poster-child of autistic children's food.

>>8751228
Corn dogs are carnie food you moron, autistic children don't go out to the fucking fair because they have nobody to take with them.

>>8751268

their handlers you cock knobbling hammonkey

>>8751268

you seem to be forgetting the frozen corndogs available at your local Wal-mart. The favorite of white trash moms everywhere!

>>8748544
sounds disgusting

>>8748584
>combination of sweet, salty, and savory
why do americans do this? its awful

>>8750753
We need to free the other countries and give them cornbread and take their oil.

>>8751320
>why do americans do this?

I can't think of any culture that doesn't combine sweet and savory.

>>8751331
give me the french, italian, and spanish combinations of sweet and savoury

>>8751356
French: Very common to pair sweet fruits with fatty meats. Goose roasted with prunes, apples, etc, stuffed inside. Duck la Orange. Daube de Boeuf À la Gasconne is a beef stew that is sweetened with Armanac and chocolate.

Italian: Tomato + any meat. Tiramisu (savory mascarpone + sugar and sweet liquor) It is common to serve highly aged Balsamic vinegar (which is very sweet) with various cheeses. I don't know the name of this dish, but a friend of the family was Italian and used to serve a "7 courses of fish" meal for Christmas. One of the dishes was a fried eel with a sugary-garlicky sauce.

I must admit that I don't know much about Spanish cuisine, but I do know that the famous Jamon Iberico is often cured using a sugar rub. Caldillo de perro is fish stewed in orange juice. Catalan cream is a classic dessert that's sweet as its base but gets a savory flavor from when it is browned.

>>8748100
They're pointless and not as good as a plain old hot dog

>>8748100
So you know American pancakes? Imagine one of those but slightly thinner, more dense, and savoury, wrapped around a hot dog. Not an actual sausage but one of those American hot dogs. That's all there is to it.

>>8751473
>French: Very common to pair sweet fruits with fatty meats. Goose roasted with prunes, apples, etc, stuffed inside. Duck la Orange. Daube de Boeuf À la Gasconne is a beef stew that is sweetened with Armanac and chocolate.
>Italian: Tomato + any meat. Tiramisu (savory mascarpone + sugar and sweet liquor) It is common to serve highly aged Balsamic vinegar (which is very sweet) with various cheeses. I don't know the name of this dish, but a friend of the family was Italian and used to serve a "7 courses of fish" meal for Christmas. One of the dishes was a fried eel with a sugary-garlicky sauce.
>I must admit that I don't know much about Spanish cuisine, but I do know that the famous Jamon Iberico is often cured using a sugar rub. Caldillo de perro is fish stewed in orange juice. Catalan cream is a classic dessert that's sweet as its base but gets a savory flavor from when it is browned.

>duck a lorange
nouvelle cuisine bullshit


all the other things you listed combine sweet and savoury ingredients in preparation, but the end product only contains savoury or salty tastes, your disgusting corn dog makes you taste all three at once

>>8750750
What is it with autists here calling grits polenta?

>>8748100
hush puppy with a wiener surprise inside.

>>8751512
Corn bread does not taste like pancakes and isn't similarly textured either

>>8750772
Oh boy nigga. You have not lived until you've had southern style corn bread.

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>>8749582

CHEF JOHN!!!!

Afterall, you are the Boss Hog of your corn bread battered hot dog!


>>8749284
This guy is bento style rekt.

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>reading these descriptions

OOOOHHHHH

Is it like a battered sausage then that i get from the chippy?

>>8748100
>my girl visits from new zealand
>has first corndog ever at disneyland
>its a greasy mess

We never ate a corndog :(

>>8750971
Disneyland corndogs are GOD tier.

>>8752931
a corndog will have a sweeter batter than that, and not so crispy, but more or less.

>>8752931
Looks like that's beer-battered, so it's close but the texture and flavor is probably very different. Corn batter tastes so much better than a wheat flour based batter on some things. Like onion rings. For onion rings it's corn battered or it's trash.

>>8749023
How's the weather in Tel Aviv Schlomo?

>>8750750
polenta is disgusting

>>8751619
>but the end product only contains savoury or salty tastes,

Absoloutely not. When you eat some roast goose and you have a piece of meat and a bit of the prune from the stuffing on your fork you taste both the savory meat and the sweet fruit.

When you taste a dish cooked with a sweet liquor then you taste that sweetness in addition to the savory meat.

Fuck, any time you have sauteed or caramelized onions on a dish you taste the sweetness of the onion and the savoriness of the rest of the food.

you eat sweet + savory all the time, you just don't realize it.

>>8752275

If I'm talking to someone outside the US I wouldn't expect them to know what Grits is, but I would expect them to know polenta.

>>8748150
I'd be all for eating at a high end corn dog place. I bet you could well the shit out of them in a food truck. Fuck just start covering anything tasty in cornbread and fry it and shove a stock in its ass and people would buy it.

>>8749692
You are a disgusting sloth and I hope someone tells you so in real life, so I don't have to encounter your stank ass.

>>8755144
Why do I want to put my dick in that fat Jap, oh dubbel man?

>>8748100
A hotdog in batter that becomes doughy on the inside and crunchy on the outside, the hotdog steams itself from the heat. If you have been to England its like a battered sausage.

>>8755243
>not knowing that indigo is a natural disinfectant
>not knowing how denim works

We need to take our rock 'n' roll and denim jeans back from you commies.

>>8755261
cause she's fat on the inside as well

>>8748626
Best corndogs are from carts in NYC

It tastes like honey cornbread and wood flavored hot dog.

Mini corn dogs are better because they don't have the shitty wooden stick in the middle.

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>>8748544
Nice dubs. Nice!

>>8750750
>How about polenta, then. It's not so far off from cornbread flavor-wise.

Even if you're talking about deep-fried polenta (plenty people eat it creamy instead), the texture is too different to compare.

>>8754540
>polenta is disgusting
Not sure if serious or trolling...

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>>8748100
delicious. nothing quite like a krusty pup from the fair. c

i pity the fool who bases his opinion on microwave corndogs

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>>8750773
>Funny thing is, you can actually eat cattails.

Sure, but only the baby cattail roots that are no bigger then your finger are really edible, (taste kinda like a bland carrot) as once they get too big they become stringy.

Though the larger roots can be dried and made into a kinda flour.

>>8756298

I was talking about the flavor only. Yes, the texture would be quite different.

>>8756347
>only the baby cattail roots

You're fucking nuts. Cattails are arguably the best American wild food source. The young roots of course cooked like potato, but older roots can be dried and ground into flour; young shoots up to 2 feet in salads or cooked like asparagus; the immature flower spikes when still green can be eaten like corn on the cob; and the protein rich pollen can be collected in large quantities by shaking into a bag, sifted and used as a flour. Cattails are a phenomenal food source.

>>8750895
Was it not the dude claiming the description gave him a boner

>>8748100
Anyone with recipe for Euro?

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>>8756435

I'm talking about eating cattail roots raw, in which case only the baby roots are worth bothering with, as the larger ones are stringy (though still edible).

>>8748100
>can americans explain how these tastes like?
Like a hotdog but fried.
(note: not saying they taste like fried hotdogs)

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Fresh corndogs
Aw yesh

If you've never had a krusty pup you've never had a corndog.

>>8748544
Well done, anon.

>putting frozen corndogs in the microwave instead of the oven
is this a brand new meme?

>>8757457
Nah, it's just what impatient fucks do.

>>8749361
Same could be said about your mum.

This all looks and sound amazingly interesting so far. Sadly I don't have a place to buy corndogs around. I am thinking about making some myself. Do you guys know a recipe for the batter? And do they HAVE to be fried? How about baking?

I like when Jay Leno described corn dogs as "white people food". They totally are. They're also delicious.

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>>8752770
This?

>>8757857
For fucks sake

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>>8757857
>all the excess flour
>cold oil
There is no way the breading stayed completely on.

>>8758223
It didn't.
https://youtu.be/q6L4PANePHs?t=257

>>8758243
>arf arf first time it didn't work well

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>>8750772

its actually insane how good they taste, i havent had one since i was like 10 but my god i still remember it.

>>8750744
I come across vast distances of time and space to say that in Liberia they eat cornbread. Tastes different than american cornbread though.

also pancakes on a stick were my fucking jam back in high school. Used to eat 2 to 3 of them at a time.

>8758917
>implying everyone in the entire world lives somewhere there is a vast abundance of corn with which to make a ton of shit, including bread

'bong reporting.
The only way you'll ever know about cornbread here is if you type it into google.
As far as most everyone here knows/cares, corn comes on cobs and gets covered in butter. Or comes in tiny tins full of starchy water. That's it.
Might be different in a city or whatev. Who the fuck knows.

Tried corndogs. They were p. nasty. Cornbread tastes "different" and did not go with economy dog at all. It's like cake, but not quite right. And it has meat in it.
The texture and the feel while eating them was, not pleasant. Like a hot spongy wart.

They were the pre-packed supermarket kind though, and thus probably shit by default.
If I ever see a "proper" one I might give it a go.

>>8756315
These look good. Like they've been actually cooked and the outside is crunchy.
Maybe they'd taste better?
Still not entirely sold on cornbread....

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>>8750828
Mah nigga.

>>8748150

Corndog fusion is the next big thing to hit food trucks/carts since taco's

>>8748544
a-anon, i...

>>8757495
They have to be fried to get the coating right. Just like with a beer battered fish. It won't be good if you bake it instead. You can fry them and freeze them though then bake them to warm them up as wanted. For the batter just google corn dog batter and find one with good ratings. I'll post a random one though.

1 cup corn meal
1 cup flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup white sugar
4 tsp baking powder
1 egg
1 cup milk

Mix it all up and shove a stick in your hot dog and completely dip it in the batter and place into fryer oil until golden brown.

>>8748671
I recently read Transmetropolitan and it was great. It's about a gonzo journalist living in a megacity a few hundred years in the future the author has some really cool ideas for future technology and how they affect society (replicator technology among formerly taboo meats like dog and dolphin common, and cloning technology making cannibalism common). The depiction of the city itself is amazing since the author's philosophy is to have it be "alive" in that it's really energetic and vibrant instead o the gloominess of most other dystopian future cities.

>>8748100
They're not hard to make, so just do that.

>>8748100
cheesestick>corndog

IF done correctly

>>8759447
*cheese on a stick

>>8759447
Steak > apple pie

If medium rare

>>8748544
>like a chubby elbow
That's it. This is literally the texture of a corn dog. I've never heard it explained so perfectly.

>>8750772
tastes like a cake made of corn

>>8759447
That's like saying fried tofu>steak if you stuffed the steak with dick cheese and cockroach innards. Of course something done correctly is better than something not done correctly

>>8755163
>onions
>sweet
americans ladies and gentelmen

>>8759605
>is not american
>fries onions in butter & sugar to make them delicious

I think your stereotype is broken.

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>>8748100
Here's a video tutorial on how to make them

>>8759637
i dont understand your post at all

They taste like hotdogs and savory pancakes

>>8748100
yummi

The only difference between a hotdog and a corndog is the cornmeal. The stick don't factor in.

>>8760347

>The stick don't factor in

Lies.

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There is nothing more low energy than hating on corn dogs. LA Fair footlongs are like fucking $8, but still worth it