What if...

nothing

>>8747300

If you drink some lye and poop just right you can make toilet pretzels.

>>8747343
Doesn't dough rise? I mean shouldn't a stomach explode? I wonder if anyone is dumb enough to try this.... For science.

Are you literally 12 years old, OP? Or are you just stoned?

>>8747440
Yeast has to be alive to make dough rise.

>>8747451
if the paste is thick enough in the stomach...shouldn't the yeast be able to survive? the environment is warm enough... maybe the acid would break it down too quickly but... I'm not about to try it.

>>8747466
Even if you go along with the troll scenario, yeast doesn't create gas fast enough to be an issue. At worst you would burp.

>>8747512
stupid yeast

>>8747520
It's literally brainless, so yes.

>>8747520
Did you try to kill yourself with bread ingredients?

>>8747533
No, more pathetic. I was wondering if it is potentially fatal...

>>8747539
I have rats/mice infesting my house. The poison is working... I need to figure out a way to kill them.