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>he stores tomatoes in the refrigerator
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>he thinks storing tomatoes in the fridge has a significant effect
>he gets all his food knowledge from "top ten tips" lists and other pop science
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>>8745416
Try it yourself then! Put one it the refrigerator and one in the fruit basket and try them together after 3-4 days idiot.
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>>8745422
I don't eat 4 day old tomato, I pluck them when I need them.
That isn't cookery either way, it's storaging
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>>8745426
Just trying to help a brother out in the kitchen is all. The same goes for all citrus fruits. And if you want your avocados ripe, just place them together with a ripe red pepper! Which by the way, also should be stored outside the refrigerator! ;)
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>>8745412
>leaving out ripe tomatos.

Are you fucking daft? Sure, if a tomato isn't quite ripe you leave it out, but that goes for any produce.
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>>8745436
It looses all it's sweet flawors my dood. Never do that!
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>he doesn't put his tomato in the fridge
ISHYGDDT
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Putting tomatoes in the fridge makes them mealy and tasteless. They store just fine at room temperature and will retain their firmness and taste.
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>>8745412

>everyone lives in the same climate: the post
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Hands smell like garlic? Wash them in lemon juice!
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>>8745714
i like cold tomatos thst taste like somewhat earthy tap water
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>he doesn't put his tomatoes in the fridge
>he seriously leaves his ketchup on the counter
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>he doesn't grow his own tomatoes
>he doesn't just walk to the store a buy a tomato when he needs one, during the off season
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>>8745844
>he doesn't can his homegrown tomatoes for use during the off season
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>>8745426
>I don't eat 4 day old tomato, I pluck them when I need them.
Then they don't need to go in the fucking fridge do they
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>>8745886
Are you not gonna grow the tomatoes inside the refridgerator?
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>>8745412
>living a meme.
kys
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I keep my tomatoes in the pantry, in their cans where they belong.
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>>8745412
>he stores hot sauce and olive oil in the fridge
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>>8745426
so you admit then that you have never put a tomato in the fridge and therefor have no basis for your arguments?
some posters I swear to god
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>>8746893
you're allowed to eat them fresh you know
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>>8746919
>olive oil in the fridge
what the fuck? this can't be real!
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>>8746991
maybe he's testing it for authenticity
italian olive oil never clouds up because it's just gutter oil with green dye
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>>8747002
huh never heard of that, does that actually work?
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>>8747020
clouding in the cold is no guarantee of quality, but not clouding is a guarantee that it's garbage and should be poured down the drain
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>>8747027
interesting, I might have to give this a try

>poured down the drain
minus that part
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>>8746991
my mother, everybody
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>>8745412
>uses too much soy sauce and or salt
>most things he cooks involves noodles
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>>8747042
top kek... almost had me for a minute until "the toaster" but still funny
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>>8746937
Canned tomatoes have a nicer flavor.
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>>8745412
>Uses stock on everything
>doesn't even know hot to make stock
>Says meripoix and means bouquet garni
>Uses pepper on everything
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>>8747065
in salads? oh, wait, you don't eat salads, do you, lardy mclardface?
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>>8747065
>this nigga never ate a freshly picked tomato like an apple
fag.
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>>8747092

Wait.
The person uses stock on everything PLUS doesnt know how to make it?

Does the person make a lot of shitty stock and tries to apply it everywhere or just uses store bought stock because he doesn't even try??

It's terrible anyway.
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>>8745412
>Most of his groceries are heat and eat shit from Trader Joe's.
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>>8747042
Respect your elders, faggot
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>>8747351
she is pretty nuts tho, the kind of nuts that doesn't fact check things, obsess over things and force their way of life on others.
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>>8746624
This. there's a light in the fridge it can grow from
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>>8747460
kill yourself
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>>8747107
You are literally a personified fedora.
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>>8747484
What, why?
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>>8747488
take that back
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>>8747505
She makes my katana feel euphoric
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>>8745412
>he makes his burgers with lean beef
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all food goes in the refridgerator thats just how it works
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>>8747027
>pouring grease down a drain
How retarded are you?
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>>8750576
It's not grease, though. It's oil.
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unless you are an actual chef and not just a NEET stay-at-home cook you can barely taste the difference
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>>8750593
I mean, you don't have to be a chef to have functioning tastebuds. neither do you have to be some kind of food critic.

Fridge tomatoes taste of nothing, counter tomatoes, of tomates.
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>>8745422
the one in the fridge is edbile, the one in the basket is rotten
retard
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i put bananas in the fridge
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>>8747107
>eating a tomato like you'd eat an apple

you my nigga
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>>8750676
When I was a kid we grew lots of tomatoes in our greenhouse. It wasn't odd for someone to just pick one off the vine and bite into it like an apple. I really liked it
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>>8745412
Yeah, who the hell puts canned food in the fridge.
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>>8752240
i've never lived the kind of life where a vegetable garden, let alone a greenhouse, was viable, i just said one day
>it's an acidic fruit thing, there's no good reason not to eat it like an apple
and then i did it and it was good and i keep doing it occasionally
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>>8747042
Like I mean sure technically you could save calories by eating cold food but it's like seven calories per pound.
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>>8752468
>humanity has forged fire for thousands of years
>it's worth less than a potato per day
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>>8752515
*cooked* food often has more available calories than raw food, and it's why we developed the ability to cook. But just hot vs cold is only a tiny amount.
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>>8747042
Fucking Latinos man
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>>8745416
>>8745426
/ck/ everyone
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>>8747107
Best way to eat an apple
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