Just bought 4 of these to prepare dinner

Have fun with your shitty ass low grade dollar store meat.

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>>8740225
You bet I will

>>8740216
Salt, pepper. sear in butter with garlic and shallots, deglaze with red wine. Makes a wonderful sauce.

>>8740225
Remember, a steak is only bad when you fuck up making it. The quality of the meat only matters if you're any good.

>>8740269
>Remember, a steak is only bad when you fuck up making it. The quality of the meat only matters if you're any good.
Uhm... no. That applies if it's something you actually got a grocery store but this shit is literally the worse quality you can get.

>>8740269
>>8740276
https://youtu.be/8gbUulwMxvM

>>8740246
>No before picture

Damn nigga, you livin it up.

>>8740307
No kidding. Just washed off the salt rub, will post pictures in a minute.

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Moving forward with weirdly discolored steak.

No pussies in this thread.

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I eagerly await the results.

>>8740335
https://youtu.be/J0zySGE82HY
Good luck

Rest in piss

>>8740216
Don't forget to give those a nice sea salt sear.

Unfortunately red wine and shallots are off the table, but we have the makings of some decent hoisin beef

bruh I'd make beef and noodles outta that
feed a small mexican family for 3 days and 2 nights

>>8740335
is it really worth sacrificing your life just to make a mildly amusing thread on /ck/?

Wait , how much did you spend on these?

>>8740246
Literally aborted fetuses

>>8740362
Hey good idea. We will.

>>8740358
>>8740352
in response to the 'you're going to die' implication: yeah probably

>>8740374

In America, these steaks are sold in dollar stores, so OP spent around $4 on those.

>>8740371
yes

>>8740376
mothers aren't going to regret their decisions like we are

Post faster OP

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from here they almost look like they were intended to be eaten

whats everyone listening to tonight

criminy that was quick

i tried to find good lighting. doesnt exist. not for these pieces of gore.

>>8740405
>>8740409
Don't forget to let it rest and cut against the grain
Kek

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>>8740409
forgot the pic

>>8740405
This fucken thread. Never change /ck/

>>8740405
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wDQFOX99WbY

You're a brave man OP

you suck at searing

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>>8740411
thx bro

we aint done yet.

>>8740405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks

>>8740422
Napoleon dynamite tier

>>8740422
Those looks disgusting

>>8740422
This should only ever be used for emergency tacos

>>8740422

>we aint done yet
They already look quite terrifying and I am quite concerned about what is going happen next.

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https://youtu.be/85AB1p6wpaY

(still not done, we've got plans)

>>8740283
>smells like seafood
>maybe my pan isn't clean
lol'd hard

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frozen veggies from dollar store

>freezer burn
>imminent death confirmed

tried a tiny piece. I can taste the regret.

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garlic, onion, hoisin, a little sesame oil

gonna try dipping them in here and then frying them for a bit

>>8740444
try and describe the taste for those of us who don't have the luxury of living in a country where we can buy this epitomising first world cuisine

>>8740444
saltier than god's cum

>>8740452
Still don't get the joke?

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no joke theyre actually a little better now

not edible for anyone with standards higher than your dog's but yeah better than tasting like butthole is still better

let's see if we can't do one more thing to make this at least KIND of appetizing.

>>8740452
sorry, I mean to tell YOU that they were saltier than your dad's ballsack after our vacation to Panama

>>8740467
Did you at least dip it in ketchup?

>>8740461
what's to get

I just want to know how anon would have described the taste and now I know

>>8740467

put a single slice of american cheese on one of them

why? why not.

>>8740481
Why would he ruin a garbage tier steak with a shit condiment like that

>>8740481
what are these, fries?

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it almost looks like a face aw

well gents time to #die

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>>8740502
Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

>>8740502
Not bad, hope the parasites are worth it

>>8740502
Chinese restaurants do this.. mind blown.

>>8740516
>>8740517
>>8740519

So here's the rundown:
Salty, but it's our fault really
Grade Z beef
the potstickers we made on the side (also dollar store) were pretty good
un-fucking-eatable frozen veggies

still TECHNICALLY better than the worst chinese place i ever went to.

i'm actually kind of tempted to try it again, see if we can't do better.

>>8740486
what and waste $4 of perfectly good trash-muscle

>>8740283

why is the camera pointed at her face for a cooking vi- oh yeah, it's a woman

>>8740566
It's literally her just talking in the beginning, nothing is being cooked, and she happens to be really eloquent and well-spoken. Stop sperging out over a non issue.

>>8740566
I'm as much of a "woman hating autist" as the next guy but you're a moron.

>>8740566

>>8740608
>>8740627

Mah niggas. I fall under the woman hating autist umbrella but came here to speak up.

>>8740608
>>8740627
>>8740650

did you watch the video? find me another cooking video where it cuts between the food and a chest and up view of the person's face talking. no one else would frame a camera like they're doing a makeup tutorial for a cooking show

>>8740650
>>8740627
>>8740608
>white-knighting to other anonymous people

S A D

>>8740681
Lel

>>8740706
Maybe I just want my own shitting on a particular class to mean something? The reason why any criticism of women or a woman is immediately associated with "le woman hating autist" is because some of you spergs actually ARE women hating autists that look for stuff to point out. The boy who cried cunt one too many times.

>>8740715
Shut up loser

>>8740728
Please kick me in the balls

>>8740706
>unironically using "whiteknight"
Faggot you can continue to hate women all you want, but there are far worse and substantial things to warrant your hate for them. This is so inoffensive and a terrible example.

>>8740422
Those actually don't look half bad. If only you used a proper pan and seared them correctly.

>>8742488
>Thinks the dollar store Grade Z beef looks not "half bad"
>Giving advice on how to cook them

Your opinion is worthless.

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>>8740405
>unironically using a carcinogen Teflan pan