About to go to all you can eat wings, any last minute tips?

>>8738845
Eat all the wings you can

>>8738845
If after too many wings you dont feel the spicyness anymore, try sticking them up your ass. That way you'll feel the spice good and new.

>>8738845
Ensure you have immediate access to a toilet at all times for the next 4-6 hours.

Eat wings until you're no longer hungry, and then eat more wings

Eat wings until you get sores in your mouth and your tongue has painful bumps on it

Eat wings until you wake up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pains and feel tired and sick at work tomorrow

The goal isn't to enjoy your dinner it's to win against the restaurant for daring to offer all you can eat wings

Don't fill up on the bones if you want to eat more wings

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>>8738862
fpbp

>>8738845
If you're gonna drink, do it before eating any of the wings. If you drink while eating then you're just gonna be filled up faster on nothing

>>8738845
Tip the waiter in wings.

>>8738845

Will you commit suicide along with me later, OP?

Take a Prilosec before you eat.

>>8739031

That's fucking smart holy shit

>>8738898
My hero

>>8738898
kek