food porn

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last but definitely not least

>>8738559
Franklin's is hipster shit tier BBQ. Lockhart,TX or fuck your mother.

>>8738556
>Flies everywhere

FFS

>>8738632
The only sight of a shitkin make me gag, so a shitskin making food? *puke*

All of these are click bait tier bullshit

Should have known with the "food porn" reddit title

Sage

>>8738566
>>8738576
What is going on here? I have never seen this before

>>8738653
franklins is great but the line makes it not worth it

>>8738581
Reminds me of one I saw making guac with dice and shit.

>>8738679
Raclette

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>>8738685
>the line makes it not worth it
Damn you weren't kiddin. Is it like that every day or just weekends/holidays?

>>8738566
why hasn't raclette taken off in the usa? too refined a cheese for the american palate?

>>8738696
that's probably a weekend since there aren't many people with chairs so a bunch of those are probably tourists or first timers who don't know any better

personally I think it's one of the best but Tejas has so many great BBQ joints it's pretty stupid to go to Franklin's more than a couple times

>>8738700
Correct. Although I'm sure some americans do do it, in fairness

>>8738679
>Americans love cheese in a can
>But couldn't tell you what the fuck is going on when real cheese is presented before them
no wonder everyone hate you, you cancerous walking heart attack

>>8738696
I stayed at the super 8 right around the corner from there. It had rats.

>>8738576
>scrapes off the delicious crust too
that's a man who knows what he's doing.

>>8738710

I was very happy with Micklethwait's when I visited, it's within the same league as Franklin's and is only a few blocks down the road.

>>8738624
what a godamn waste of chocolate

>>8738576

Thats like a days worth of calories in cheese.

>>8738615

That has to be Chef John from Food Wishes...

>>8738731
Surely they collect it at the bottom of the grate and reuse it?

>>8738601
Criminally underrated

>>8738750
Yeah well not if you're a swiss goat herder in the mountains desu

>>8738601
hannibal is such a good show for the /ck/ in me but it triggers the fuck out of the /k/ in me

Will actually cocks a semi-auto to show hannibal he means business, like everyone on the good side thinks it's 1950 and they're still allowed to legally shoot fleeing felons

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All I wanted to do was contribute but no, all the ones I wanted to post have already been done

>>8738700
Very rare for stores to carry it in any usable size. Hell I even work in a special foods/imports store and even we don't have that shit.

>>8738619
the trashcan is the best part

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>>8738686

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>>8738863

>>8738673
Learn to type before you reply, child

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>>8738875

Sure is reddit in here

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>>8738863
>>8738875
>>8738881
These stop motion videos always remind me of those old stop motion animations on TV like Mat & Pat and that just gives me a warm fuzzy nostalgic feeling.

>>8738619
Is this going to be cooked ?
if not what is it made of ?

>>8738774
Kys redditor

>>8738944

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennetta

>>8738576
>blood sausage on the plate
Vomited

>>8739029
its amazing how much funnier snl was even 5 years ago, considering how shitty it was 5 years ago compared to 5 years earlier, and so on.

>>8738989
I find the shit repulsive to begin with but thought I'd mention the bible says that you are not to eat blood and I lol at euros and their tickets to hell.
Of course moses was fucking insane and the crucifixion was supposed to repeal his laws, but I personally like to think god will have no mercy for the Brits because of how disgusting this dish is, cooked or not it's still straight blood.

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>>8739046

>>8739060
>pretty hair
>jewish nose

Just kill me now.

>>8738666

Those are bees.


The things that make honey.

>>8738879
I'm fairly certain that's the diction of a Serb, anon.

>>8739069
>Hippy hair
>pretty

>>8738576
>arugula and blood sausage
You'd NEED a pound of melted salty cheese put on that garbage to make it palatable

>>8739100
No, they're obviously not.

Flies are attracted to honey too, especially if you're cutting it outdoors.

I wanna taste honey comb

>>8739180
Me too

>>8739269
>>8739180
You aren't missing much. Get some bottle candy, take out the liquid and replace it with honey. Chew it.

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i will never get the appeal of this shit

>>8738863
Pretty sure this one won an Oscar.

>>8739307
How did the drips become squares

>>8739277
Figures that a tripfag would suggest eating wax-bottles whole. And honeycomb is a lot easier to obtain locally; hell, you can even find it in supermarkets depending on where you live.

Real honeycomb is rich, and the beeswax is delicate and crumbly like pastry. You won't regret trying it.

>>8739364

Grant Achatz explains it in mind of a chef on nexflix.

It has something to do with the material that the table cloth is made of, they stumbled on it by accident.

For the record, I hate Grant and his stupid restaurant and wish he had died of tongue cancer - but it seems the universe has other plans.

>>8739364
surface tension and cohesion

>>8738556
I came

>>8739307
>rich people paying extra money to not eat off of a plate
i love how dumb rich people will waste money on the stupidest shit.

>>8739395

Smoke and a pancake.

But seriously nice show and all but that's gotta cost more than the entire bottle for that.

>>8738719
OBSESSED

>>8739432
shit would be so raw.
unless they cooked it like 95% before firing

>>8739100
>T. I've never seen a bee before, it's a fly right?

>>8738595
Some of these are real nice. Others have macarons stuck all over them.

>>8739046
>The bible says

Is there a site like this where American IP's are barred?

>>8738566
>>8738576
>It's okay when Europe does it!
This is one of the fattest, most disgusting things I've ever seen.

>>8738619
>Pancake cake

Do you even know what you're posting? It's ice cream.

>>8738556
I understand why bears love this so much now.

>>8739705
I think 2ch but you have to be jap

>>8738581
That was actually really cute

>>8738686
>Reminds you of the one EVERYONE saw

Because it's made by the same person. What a surprise.

>>8738601
That's people isn't it?

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>>8738615
is that Jack? that shitbrain needs to learn how to cook a fucking steak. or anything for that matter.

>>8739504
It's fun to spend money :^)

>>8739307
What the fuck was the point of that?

>>8739150
>>8739100
Yup, pretty much any insect is attracted to the honey, but flies in particular try to rob hives often. They're not usually successful though.

>>8738556
I didn't recognize what this was from the thumbnail and I thought I was about to see some real upsetting shit somehow.

>>8738576
>>8738622
God almighty.

>>8738630
For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.

>>8738653
I have never had it but I still know you're wrong because purity nazis for every kind of food are by definition fucktards who hate enjoying things.

>>8738673
Post a pic of yourself right now, master race.

>>8738863
As amazing as this video obviously is, DON'T PIT AN AVOCADO LIKE THAT NIGGA.

>>8739307
This was really beautiful, idk why y'all so mad.

>>8739669
It's fake ya dummy.

>>8738559
That meat is literally burnt and unhealthy af with all those cancerous carcinogen.

>>8740059
There's nothing that doesn't cause cancer according to somebody. If I get cancer and die slowly, I'll accept it as long as I have a steak nearby. People live too long now anyway. It's literally killing us as a species.

>>8740108
Yeah but I ain't touching burnt bbq, I'll tell you that much. I have standards.

>>8740108
It's probably more the drastic decrease in infant mortality rates, actually. We need a one-child policy for the entire planet until we get down to a population of like 100 million. Then all those people can all live like kings without wrecking the whole goddamn earth.

>>8740119
Wow enjoy only eating good food whose supple flesh has not been molested by the open flame. I'll just be over here like a no-account pleb eating a paltry smoked brisket.

>>8738863
the 'chips' always get me

>>8739307
I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk out, not pay the bill and no tip.

>>8740141
as if anyone would ever take you somewhere fancy

>>8739046
Read Mark 7, you legalistic Jew. That which goes into a man's stomach does not defile him, but what may defile him is what comes from the man's heart.

>>8740036
>For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.
They don't have cars so they walk all over the place and they literally are so poor that they have to buy grocery every day or every other day.

>>8739307
How do you even go about eating that?

>>8740036
>This was really beautiful, idk why y'all so mad.

It was stupid.

>>8740036
Fuck off, dumbass.

>>8740243
>what comes from a man's heart

So blood right?

>>8740036
Kill yourself

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>>8740036
This is some advanced autism.

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>>8740036

>>8738588
Gross.

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>>8740036

>>8740036
What possessed you to do these retarded things, my child?

>>8738632
why is this man so surly

>>8740036
Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

>>8740131
Stop being a retard and start learning to cook food properly. I don't need to rely on primitive cooking styles.

>>8738630
Where is this made and where can I find this place?

>>8740379
England aka flyover Europe

>>8738566
>>8738576
>>8738700
I bought some Raclette recently, just a small wedge, and I haven't done anything with it yet.

Is broiling and scraping it the only good way to serve it? How can I do this if I don't have a fancy cheese broiler machine?

>>8740408
That is correct. There is only a single way to serve cheese.

>>8738588
That title an LiS reference?

>>8740423
No. What the fuck is that?

>>8740059
>>8740119
If you don't know how a smoker works, don't go on /ck/

>>8740416
ay fuck off ya sarcastic shit
I'm asking about a specific cheese which google tells me has really only two ways to be served: broiled and scraped over potatoes, or as fondue.

I merely wondered if anyone else knew a thing or two about raclette.

>>8740480
You are correct. There is objectively a single way for anyone to enjoy cheese.

>>8740442
Fuck off faggot. Smoking a piece of meat is only limited to 30 minutes of hot smoking. Rest of the cooking is supposed to be low heat stupid neck beard chef.

>>8740059
>cancerous carcinogen.

Carcinogens cause cancer, but they themselves do not have cancer nor are they made of cancer. Use your adjectives properly.

>>8738556
Could I just bite into that? Would it taste good? In my head it tastes like delicious crunchy honey goodness.

>>8740570
It would taste like honey. It would not be crunchy.

>>8740282
Underrated post

>>8740576
Untrue

>>8740855
Well not exactly crunchy, but the wax would certainly give some chew.

>>8738653
that's la barbecue not franklin's

>>8738700
>why hasn't raclette taken off in the usa? too refined a cheese for the american palate?
webms are literally from raclette in nyc

>>8738666
Trips are wasted on idiots...

>>8738832
Great minds think alike, eh anon? (:

>>8740423
No, Clockwork Orange.

>>8740866
>too refined a cheese
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE CHEESE NOT THE RESTAURANT YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>8738700
what does "taken off" mean? it's about as common as any other second-tier cheese, not as common as gruyere or camembert, but no less common than say, stilton or fontina. but I'm speaking from a northeast perspective where we have good cheese, probably raclette is banned in wisconsin for having an offensive odor
>>8740480
>>8740408
you seem like the kind of guy who googles a thing and does it once so that he can attack people on the internet for being a "pleb"

>>8740341
Because he's stuck in the egg fort.

>>8740408
>>8740480
>fancy cheese broiler
You mean a fucking oven?
Do you not own an oven with a broil setting?

>>8740341
probably 'cause of the presence of the camera

>>8738666
>flies
satan pls b b8in'

>>8738556
>trypophobic as fuck
>flies everywhere
Food porn how?

>>8740957
how does he get out

>>8741017

he has to cook all of the eggs

>>8738673
Do you wear a drool bib and a helmet?

>>8738576
>all that garbage food on the plate
>scrapes cheese off of a wheel
That'll be 29.95 please

>>8741017
he's not allowed to leave until he sells and cooks all the eggs, if he tried to get out before that he would break the eggs

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>>8738556
To the bees it's 9/11

>>8740036
THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS AGAIN! SOME CUNT JUST RESPONDED TO EVERY POST IN THE THREAD!
fuck you. You worthless piece of shit. Im just trying to have a nice evening on the chan and you fucking meme make me look at your shit post every time i look at the answers to some other post. I want to see the reactions of anons you faglord, not a bunch of numbers and the digital vomit of a 12 year old. I have a job, i have responsibilities and i want to spend my time masturbating, laughing, listening to meme songs and getting triggered by things on the internet. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR JEWISH POST YOU NIGGER!!!
i bet you come home after a day of protesting for faggots and then just complain more on the internet. why cant you just shut the fuck up because noone cares about you.
You dont go to the store, take every item you DONT want to buy and shout "THIS ISS ALL SHIDD LOL FUG U STOR"
i bet you do
you fucking autistic beanbag of a human
i hope you get a girlfriend and she dies of fucking cancer

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>>8741104

this makes me want to vomit every time

>>8738559
I came at 0:26 when he just ripped it apart

>>8741101
The bees don't even know what the fuck is going on

>>8738673
>cumskins
>not the bottom of the barrel when it comes to food and cooking

Please anon.

>>8738622
Jesus christ my dick

>>8741022
Why are you doing this?

>>8738731
>>8738765
No, they don't. Go back in the archives, search that gif and eventually you'll find some dude who works at a donut shop sperging out about it

>>8738619
thats a Vienetta you dolt

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>>8738758
if you have to ask you need to watch more

>>8738832
>thinking american women even compete with Mexican women

>>8741406
>smelly Latinas
>competing with anyone
Korean girls are where it's at.

>>8738653
that's LA BBQ in the video you fuckwad.
Lockhart is great. So is Mueller style, coopers, snows. Houston has some great places as well. They all have strengths and weaknesses.

>>8741345
t. mudskin

>>8741408
>He doesn't think Russian women are best

Korean is good too but I was just referring to the gif

>>8741425
Russian is also GOAT. Your taste isn't half bad.

>>8741428
you're alright anon however I'll never have my dream fictitious woman as they've all joined ISIS/have no access to showers

I think it stems from seeing Aladdin as a kid.
The Russian accent on a woman is boner inducing though

Weird how my 2 favourite types of women are totally opposite.

>>8738666
Great trips, Beelzebub

>>8741442
>>8741447
See you in 3 days, camelfucker-fucker. You had a good run. [spoiler] My dream girl would be Nepalese with a German accent. You understand me. [/spoiler]

>>8738588
This reminds of that Russian guy who got gangrene in the balls and they had to cut it open just like that.

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>>8740304

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>>8741169
Just do this.

>>8740341
I asked myself that exact same question. Let me take this a bit further: Why are the poorest chinese or other asians happy and friendly whilst the poor near-easterners are dirty and surly?

>>8741463
We'll always have each other

>>8738566
>>8738576
>Americans

>>8738556
>>8739426
More honey-related ones, plox?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVVAnxQ2YMC_qlc7QfPA2YQ

this channel... they got a bit of le ebin humor but they take their time to cook stuff and final results look gorgeous

>>8741544
>plox
All my internets are belong to you.

>>8741559
Pathetic.

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>>8741345
No, Tacos actually do not surpass Haute Cuisine

>>8741565
wot?

I come from /pol/ too, fellow 4channers xD
*tips fedora*

>>8741504
>chinese
>happy and friendly

lol come visit sometime and be disabused of your preconceptions.

>>8739046
>The bible says
A bible thumper AND a squeamish pussy
LMFUCKINGAO
aren't numales supposed to be atheist?

>>8739307
I love it when someone Alinea-posts on /ck/. It's really good at drawing out the tendie-posters and the newfags. My favorite part is where someone who thinks that making a 30-minute one pot meal for themselves once every few weeks is high-end cooking considers their opinion more important than the chefs at one of the highest-rated restaurants in the world.

>>8740036
>Took the time to think of and post 10 replies just to be disregarded as a massive faggot.

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>>8741564
I guess that's a no...

>>8741465
.... I googled it

>>8741655
Trolled hard.

>>8740533
>never had 20 hr smoked Texas brisket
Why even live?

>>8741915
I live a very healthy lifestyle as a vegan thanks.

>>8738630
Retard didn't even cook the bacon

>>8741677
oh please, chefs didn't do this 50 years ago. This is pretentious garbage created for liberal millennials.

>>8742050
Calm down, Cletus.

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>>8739504
>>8739947
>>8740141
>Not wanting to eat at Alinea

>>8742055
>t. Tyrone Hussein Jackson-Smith

>>8739307

What am i supposed to do? Drag my tongue over the table?

>>8738863
>>8738875
>>8738881
This makes me very very angry. If someone prepared my food this way I'd be freaked out and mad. I don't like these videos at all, they just scare me and make me angry. I hope the evil piece so s**t who makes them dies in a car accident today or any day now.

>>8742110
So much this. +1

>>8742096
it hardly matters, the only relevant things at a place like alinea are the art show being presented and the bragging rights associated with being able to get a table / actually being able to afford it

>>8738615
Needs Ketchup

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>>8741544
>plox
>in 2017

>>8741536
>blood sausage
>americans

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>>8742121

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>>8738581
>the sticky notes padding to the knife and melting

>>8742139
>not calling it BrandingBigBoobs

>>8742135
>idubz reaction image
>telling other people to kill themselves
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

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Why is everyone so mean to everyone else in this thread?

>>8742206
There are more deserving people who could be using anon's life.

>>8742228
But if he dies then nobody gets that life.

>>8740036
>For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.

In many Euro countries the obesity rates are actually almost the same as the US. They just don't tolerate and "empower" fatties as much as in the US

>>8738875
What exactly is that shaving implement?

>>8742293
The meat slicer? It's just a real deli slicer, the brand name is even visible, Hobart.

>>8742255
Less driving seems to be the short answer.

>>8742139
I want to fuck those cakes

What kind of hive did you pull that from? Doesn't look like a top-bar/horizontal hive.

>>8738832
is this shit real? because if it is it probably has created more feminists

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>>8738588
I want to fuck that squishy yellow thing

>>8738630
what in tarnation

>>8742517
It's porchetta, my flyover friend.
Google is your friend if your 56k dial-up connection works in Wisconsin.

>>8742546
I'm from Europe.
I know what porchetta is.

Why did he mash up fried potatoes with cheese and put it on a sandwhich?

>>8738559
heart attack city but still.... DO WANT!

>>8742570
>sandwhich
*sandwich
Google is your friend if you're struggling to spell common words.
I'm not going to spoon feed you any more.

>>8742110
>>8742117
both of you are retards and need help

>>8742584
You're an asshole and a snooty faggot

>>8738581
Off the Air.
I miss that show...

>>8742207
Obsessions of the heart.

>>8742139
sexy

>>8738615
>Didn't let it cool first.

>>8738632
that filename was the funniest thing I've seen all day!

>>8742584
Fuck off cunt

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>>8741920
>vegan

kys

>>8738566
>>8738576
I'm moving to Quebec City soon and there are a bunch of places that serve raclette. I didn't know it was scraped on potatoes and other things, seems a bit odd. Definitely going to try it though.

>>8741903
I just did, too, because of your post.
I will not post the link or the pics because that literally made my stomach nauseous.

Also, it might be considered a "nude" photo.

I usually don't get affected by that stuff, either.

>>8740036
thanks for the input dude xD

>>8739856
I don't think people have tailbones the size of their forearms bud.

>>8741101
the worst terrorist attack.

>>8742293
It's a deli meat slicer.

Sliced the corner of one of my thumbs off using one of those. Didn't even hurt

>>8738588
soft boiled and sunny side up are one thing, but this is disgusting. fully cook that shit.

>>8738832
that ass-slap at the end was pure kino

>>8740141
>not pay the bill
>but still leave a tip

makes no sense

>>8739381
>coring using a spoon
just die

>>8742584
lol what a cunt

>>8741101
>disgustipated

>>8743991
I love not having any syrup on my second pancake

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>>8744144
>not cutting through the entire stack and eating a big pile with each bite

>>8741101
Aren't bees basically codependent on their honey stocks being thinned out because they make too much to store or some shit?

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>>8742618
Well, at least it lived up to its name.

>>8741101
Bees are dying as a whole worldwide.

Every day is 9/11 for bees nowadays.

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>>8744375
>not making a hole in the middle that you fill with syrup and butter and keep expanding as you eat more

Normalfag detected.

>>8740036
This is exactly how you pit an avocado you dumbass

>>8738803
Apparently it's legal to shoot them in the back if they're black.

>>8738673
>*actions*
You need to be 18 to post on this website.

>>8739395
This reminds me of the time I found out you can infuse liquor with smoke. At first, I thought it was BS, like there was no way it would absorb a noticeable amount of the flavor of the smoke. So one summer night I happened to have a cigar and decided to use like 6 or 8 oz of whisky in the name of science. I poured the whisky in an empty water bottle and blew smoke into it, swirled a bunch, and capped it. The next night I poured a little into a clean glass, and to my amazement, the whisky was infused with smoke!

I was pretty impressed with this. The flavor possibilities!

At least until I realized that I now had a half pint of whisky that tasted like a cigar. Have you ever wanted to drink a cigar? Ever wished for a sandwich that tasted like cigar smoke? Me neither. Not as nasty as bongwater, but not something I ever repeated.

>>8744529
You're all plebs. Put the syrup in a little cup and dip each bite of pancake in it. Maximum syrup coverage, plus the last bite isn't soggy.

>>8744620
In the case of the webm, the smoke would probably be welcomed. The Martinez is made with sweet vermouth and gin(normally) and so it comes out very sweet.
He's making it with rum, which would just add even more sweetness. The smoke cutting down on it would make it much more palatable.

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>>8744529
>>8744375
>not keeping a separate dish to dunk each bite, ensuring complete syrup coverage without allowing the pancakes to get completely soggy

>>8744628
The best way is to just put the syrup in the batter, and use maple extract instead of or in addition to vanilla for maximum maple flavour.

>>8744628
Fuck this is what I get when I don't refresh the page.
Someone says exactly what I'm saying.

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>>8741101
Do the bees know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

>>8744656
It's extra helpful to activate your maple extract before use

>>8738622
does the rest of the video shows how to do it? I kinda want to know how to.

>>8738559
*taps knife*

>>8738601
Need more Hannibal webms

>>8743658
>tailbones

You're not a doctor, are you?

>>8742207
Everyone's here because they have no real friends. And they have no real friends because they're assholes.

>>8738653
yeh bro i make better brisket in san antonio

>>8740059

you make the charcoal into coals before putting it in the smokebox so it doesnt release chemicals from creosote, also natural wood smoking is the best option

>>8740315
the katawa shoujo dlc im still waiting for

>>8740938
>raclette
>in nyc
>nyc
>in America
Yikes, anon.

>>8739395

too slow barkeep. no tip for you.

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>>8738632
>this man abducts you from a park bench and tells you to eat all the eggs
what do?

>>8739146
thats not a blood sausage and you are a fucking faggot.

>>8740992
This

>>8745230
gee whiz I didn't know the only place you could get that kind of cheese was in NYC!
fuck off you stupid retard

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>>8741104
>>8741104
>>8741104

>>8745417
American laws on dairies and stuff kinda ensure you never get the good cheese especially in street food vendors like this.

>>8745273
Eat eggs.

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>>8745273

>>8744749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5qJ3MAPxS8

basically you take the whole loin and belly portion of the pig, bone it out, season it with salt, garlic, fennel pollen, rosemary, pepper and chilli. it is also common to add lemon zest and parsley and other things but he doesn't do that. porchetta is usually cured/dry brined with this mixture for around three days but again he doesn't seem to do that.

trim it into a square shape and trim out excess fat without breaking the skin then roll up, stitch together and tie tightly.

then this guy cooks it for 6-7 hours in a low steam oven, around 90c, before finishing in a very hot convection oven to produce the crackling.

>>8745441
Except that's not true at all. Raw milk cheese isn't banned if it's aged past a certain timeframe. 60 days, I think?

>>8744655
He's totally right about this one, I've completely stopped pouring syrup and now I just dunk each bite.

Also, if you've made too much and can't finish it all in one sitting then it's much easier to store and much better after reheating if it's not soaked through with syrup

>>8738588

lmao at americunts that think this is gross, ignorant fucks keep eating shit tier overcooked eggs

>>8742139
thicc

>>8738601
If there was any reason for this show to stay alive it was the goat cooking scenes

>>8738601

Cringe

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>>8738601
I want Mads Mikkelsen to destroy my vagine and I'm a lesbian.

>>8746260
please save your reddit related posts for the r/cooking thread

>>8738595
I hate macarons

>>8746260
is it true you think you're a lesbian because you've never had a good dicking

>>8738630
>bread
>smushed fries
why don't add pasta and rice as well while you're at it.

I've seen better, I would not pay the price this surely costs.

also the bread looks like disgustingly sugary milkbread

>>8745474

Now I really have to know, which came first, the JAV or the copypasta

>>8745527
thanks anon, I always thought it was kinda of a secret to do porchetta.

>>8738595

I'd rather just have a butterscotch yum yum from coughlands

>>8738803
>Will Graham
>giving a fuck about what's legal

Pick one

>>8740036
i bet you have an instagram account with "Foodie." in the bio faggot

>>8741104
>pours everything into the middle
>doesn't even try to disperse ingredients

>>8740036
That is the exact way to pit an avacado you contrarian sperg.

>>8738566
>no gloves when golding the cheese

>>8740306
>>8744002
>What are omelettes

>>8742110
2culture 4u

>>8746518
Jack the Black HEAD OF THE FUCKING FBI does it

>>8738632
How the fuck is this food porn? Hrs literally just cooking eggs

>>8744600
Kek
Dubs of truth

>>8738606
Is this food?

>>8744655
Awesome! I'm the one who posted 8744628, that comic is where I got that from.

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>>8742121
>>8742139

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>>8742243
>he doesn't accept soul recycling theory

>>8742464
It's an omelette, dear

>>8742584
>spoon
Hah spoon

>>8746260
LONDUN

>>8745417
Way to willfully misread a post, anon. I can't stop laughing. Are you a comedian?

>>8744142
LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on LIFE feeds on

>>8740393
Fuck off Juncker

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>>8741104
STOP IT!

STOP!!!

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>>8744655
>I'm beautiful to somebody

no I'm not