olives are gross

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>>8735679
Binge eating this right now. So good. I'll take one for ya.
>chose this jar over a jar of pickles

agreed

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>>8735679
I don't know. This stuff is pretty good.

>>8735679
i read that as "olives are gloves" at first for some reason

Indeed. One of the only things i absolutely refuse to eat.

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>being "that guy" who doesn't like olives or anchovies

garlic stuffed green olives are amazing, feta too

I love olives. Black olives are preferred, but there is nothing wrong with green olives with pimento in them. I just gotta keep them away from my wife's bf or he'll eat the hell out of them lol

Don't eat them then

>>8735773
Hello Mr. Ayy. Would you like to lmao?

id take olives over candy any day

they're sooo good

I eat them in place of meat in my salads sometimes. Tastes pretty good.

>>8735887
...........oh.

Bro it's like wine
Buy cheep ass olives and you'll think they all taste like shit.
Buy first class expensive as shit olives and you'll realise it's one of the best things there is!

most of the time they are just okay. Garlic stuffed is primo

>>8735773
Anchovies are a nightmare, but olives are another story.

>>8735887
>roleplaying cuck actually roleplaying as a cuck
we're hitting top memes here folks.

>>8735980
That's like virtually everything. You pay for shit, you get shit.

>>8736027
>Mac chicken

>>8736031
Absolute shit.
It's deep fried, mutated and processed remnants of a chicken slathered in mayonnaise and stuck between two stale buns.
Your tastes are shit.

>>8736037
No you are!

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The day they stopped making these is the day I stopped having a reason to live.

I fucking love green olives with all kinds of stuff in them, but after like 20 or so I have to eat some manchego or the taste in my mouth makes me start to hate them.

>>8736037
I prefer my MCCHICKEN with no mayo as mayo is for faggots.

>>8736398
Said every food ever cept crawfish. Just keep her coming.

>>8736436
>ordering a McChicken without mayo

What a faggot
Get a load of this cuck

>>8736441
You must like sperm in your burgers faggot. Big Bobs got a whole load for ya.

>>8735679
>>8735687
>>8735720
what the fuck

Black olives are better

>>8736058
>Italian

I eat olives every day. Fuck you.

>>8735679
Man I wish I liked olives. So many interesting recipies I think I'd like are ruined by my revulsion for them.

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>>8735679
You know it's pretty easy to change your taste buds right? Takes like 7 days. Just go sugar free for 7 days then try an olive. Problem solved.

>>8738072
Force it. I hated the taste and texture of tomatoes for years. Missed out on so much that for a few weeks I ate them everyday. My body gave up and started to like them.

>>8736058
it's just antipasta can't you make it yourself?

>>8735706
kalamatas are a huge shock for a flyover boy going into it thinking they'll be sorta like black olives

>>8736459
Oh no, differing opinions than your own!

I like olives on pitza

Green olives + pepperoni, green olives + pineapple are the best topping choices

Olive focaccia tho

>>8738269
greek pizza, green olives, bannana peppers, red onion, and gyro meat. double bonus points if they use tatziki sauce instead of tomato sauce

>>8735679
I hated olives too but I started to force myself to eat them because I'm a hungry motherfker who won't waste any food.
I started liking them when I have tried some olives stuffed with garlic
I ate them with little cheese cubes as a snack.

>>8735679
I respectfully disagree with you.

>>8738161
It's the wine flavoring that is the biggest hurdle.

>>8735773
I've had anchovies and while i don't mind the saltiness its the bones that get me, i don't really like crunchiness anyway but that was too much

Does olives make your teeth feel weird or is it just me?

Bonus question: why does the sound of toothbrushing send chills down my spine?

human body is weird AF

>>8738409
I can't touch foam (the kind in like cushions and shit), it literally sends chills down my spine and makes me feel like my fingernails have been ripped off

protip: don't buy pitted olives

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no

they taste good

>>8735773
That thing looks like it was made in oblivion

>>8738866
me2

>>8738166
>implying a flyover ever had real black olives

If you don't buy them in a gourmet shop, chances are your black olives are just green ones with black dye.

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Anybody else like these? Super salty but they make for great snacking

Where the fuck do I buy olives that still have the pits in them?

When I visited Turkey a few years ago all the breakfasts at the hotels included delicious green olives with the pits. I've been searching for them ever since. If any anons know what I'm talking about please help me out.

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>>8741931
>these with a sweet creamy cheese to take the edge off

>>8735773
Anchovies are god tier, olives are the shit of trees.

>>8736398
>Eating 20+ olives in one sitting
That seems like a lot.