>just gonna grab a few fries real quick bro

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>just gonna grab a tendie real quick bro

>>8735411
His thumb triggers me

>>8735411
Forks will penetrate hands if a motherfucker ever did that to me.

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>>8735411

>>8735404
>Just gonna grab your dick real quick bro

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>>8735411
You wanted some of this, right?

>>8735404
>and I'm just gonna take a stock photo of you grabbing my fries real quick bro

>>8735404
>>8735411
Do Americans really do this?

>>8735718
yo man, let me borrow a french fry

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>>8735411
Would murder in cold blood

>>8735404
>not homemade
>precooked

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>>8735404
>>8735411

>>8735727
did he died?

>>8735718
Fatasses (aka 98% of the country) will steal your food if you leave it unattended for any period of time.

Made me learn right quick to never leave a scrap around tubby for more than 5 min.

>>8735404
it's called "chip tax". if someone gets chips (fries if you're a yank) then everyone nearby is allowed to take a chip. just one though.

if you take 2 chips you better be a good close friend or i'll be sending a tax return upside your face.

>>8735411
>>8735718
Whats the problem exactly?

>ordering burgers for everyone at work
>"just burgers anons, none of us want fries, the burgers are big enough"
>everyone eats my fries
Kill yourself you useless trash.

>>8736298
Shut up beta.

>>8736307
Shut up delta

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>>8735404
>>8735411

not even mad. I don't eat fried garbage anymore.

>>8735411
that is the holy grail of tendies

>>8736800
Why do you eat raw garbage, anon?

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>>8735976
Lacking the manners to ask the person with the food if you can have a few chips. See it a lot among my generation since they were raised by television rather than actual parents, mostly. You don't tend to see it among working class people so much on that note.

>>8735941
They should ask permission first.

And I don't care if it's a dude or a chick, it's especially galling when a chick does it.

You're not being cute and quirky, you're being a rude bitch.

>don't mind me anon, just pirating these fries

>>8736298
>not telling them too fucking bad

Theyre lucky if they get the scraps if i somehow get full

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Let me get a quick bite of that bro.

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>>8735411
I will kill you and your entire family, normie scum

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>let me get a swig of that bro

>>8735976
Its a meme you dip

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>just gonna grab a slice and your bike

>>8735741
Yes

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>>8735941
This is why we revolutioned you

My mom does this to my brother. I've learned not to sit next to her.

>>8740322
Women do this shit the most
>teehee oh I'm not that hungry
>oh? Well I guess I'll have a few
It's even worse when it's your mom though because you can't say no the same way

>>8735941

We called this 'taking chipsies' and would steal chips from all the younger students. You could almost get a full portion.

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>your turns over, hand me the controller bro

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>anon, dindins

>>8740342
Fuck that id still ram my tongue down her throat/asshole.

>>8735941
I take 6-8 of them every time because I'm a true alpha male.

>>8735411
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8740295
:(

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Just gonna grab a quick bite from your McChicken

>that feel when have a shitty appetite and offer some of my food to people

>>8741174
>tfw I eat everything in sight when possible
>only weigh 120 pounds

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>>8741186
>tfw your metabolism suddenly and catastrophically craps out

>>8741186
>oh man I had a happy meal and half a bar of chocolate I eat everything and can't gain weight, I must have a crazy metabolism

>>8741186
I'm too sedentary for that.

>>8741201
meme

>>8741209
Nah it's usually something along the lines of the popcorn+tendies box from KFC, a side of potato wedges, and a large drink

>>8741142
go ahead, i wasnt going to eat it all anyways

>>8741309
But it's your favorite fast food sandwich

>>8741323
i wouldnt say favorite, the nearest chik fil a is an hour away but going there is a luxury

>>8741142
OVER

THE

LINE

>>8735941
>live in Europe
>even fries have a fucking tax

>>8735404
I do this to my brothers because fuck 'em they can share. They do it back.

Never with anyone outside the family, though.