>dominoes only 12 minutes away >won't deliver

It's only 12 minutes away get it yourself

Walk there you fat fuck.

>>8734416
>An amerilard dominoes eating faggot walking farther than his car in the driveway.

kek

How many miles? If youre goin 75 mph down the highway 12 minutes is a cruise

>>8734416
>>8734444
12 Minutes driving at 60mph is 12 miles.
Being more reasonable, 40mph for 12 mins is 8 miles away.
Most people walk at 3-4mph so you're saying he should go for a two hour walk for a crappy pizza with a 25% chance of added roaches?

Source: I have epilepsy and you guys are deluded as fuck about travel times on foot and your vehicles have spoiled your brains.

>>8734444
checked

>>8734467
Sorry..
A fucking FOUR HOUR WALK for shitty pizza?
No one is this fucking stupid.

Update: I ordered delivery from the shit tier local chain thats' only 10 minutes away

>>8734411
>OP confirmed for living in nigger filled shithole of a neighborhood.

Places don't deliver to bad neighborhoods.

>>8734411
>Update: I ordered delivery from the shit tier local chain thats' only 10 minutes away


Thank God, I was on the edge of my seat.

Also the local place is worse than Dominoes? How's life in Iowa?

>>8734500
It was featured on Kitchen Nightmares. Not saying what season. The lady who runs it got busted by Gordon rubbing a lobster on her butthole. But yeah, it's one of the only food options where I live. That and walmart, mcdonalds etc.

>>8734605
>Rubbing a lobster on her butthole
I. . . What?

>>8734411
is that what it feels like to live in a suburb?

>>8734605
Its Mama Marias isnt it, if it is, the fact that you're in brooklyn is reason enough as to why you couldnt get delivery

>>8734605
>rubbing a lobster on her butthole

That's disgusting who puts lobster on a pizza?

>>8734500
>Also the local place is worse than Dominoes? How's life in Iowa?

I live in pennsylvania

yes the locally owned business is worse than dominoes :^(