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sometimes I eat chocolate, sometimes every day even

>>8733359
What? So you just toss a slice of cake in with cereal? Why?

Instead of Dunkaroos, just buy a bag of Teddy Grahams and a tub of birthday cake frosting.

It's Dunkaroos, but big-boy portioned.

>>8733359
I started to learn how to cook and I've been making my own meals. I've been eating three or four delicious meals a day.
I gained ten pounds in two months. Great.

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>>8733359
Sometimes, I eat canned cheese on crackers.

Except I don't eat the crackers, I just lick the cheese and salt off the top. Repeat until you have wasted a sleeve of crackers and the entire can of cheese.

>>8733359
I'll go to multiple fast food restaurants for one meal and tell myself I'm doing a taste test between them

>really just want more food
>already know the results

>>8733570
To use the leftover milk after I eat the bran flakes.

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Since Wednesday, I've drank about 15 spoonfuls of maple syrup every day. It just tastes so awesome, but I don't have ingredients for waffles.

>>8733359

peanut butter, fried egg, breakfast sausage, and toast sandwiches

>>8733359
I have a donut and omelette almost every morning.

I fucking love cereal. sometimes I'll eat like three bowls of it and be set for the day.

i make deep-fried sweet potatoes stuffed with a mayonaise and maple syrup relish for every thanksgiving

>>8734074
Well that's pretty good if you can last an entire day with just 3 bowls of cereal.

>>8734080
I eat big bowls, though. I can't even carry the bowl to the table without making a mess so I eat it at the counter.

>>8733359
I'll eat a big bag of chips like twice or three times a week sometimes.

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>>8733359
pic related is my once a week treat

I drink a slim fast with my dinner despite not being a fat slob.

>>8733614
why not just eat the cheese with a little salt spinkled on top?

Eat a big slice of chocolate cheescake.

Then, when its time to store the cake, cut another slice because its just too damn good.

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>>8734202
>Thin Mints
>Caramel deLites
Fuckin' Girl Scouts

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relevant

>>8733359
Sometimes I have dinner twice
Sometimes I even [spoiler]masturbate to gay porn[/spoiler]

>>8734220
because that's gross?

>>8734399

Absolutely degenerate, at least have the decency to fap to traps

>>8733359
>eat an entire loaf of banana bread in a sitting

Heavy cream in my coffee
Bacon sandwiches

I eat while I cook.
I'm not talking a small bite of some ingredient I'm using either.

>Hungry
>Make chili
>chili takes to long make hotpockets too
>Hotpockets take too long eat cheese from fridge

>>8734399
I used to do the same thing when getting take out. My appetite had grown to the point where one dinner wasn't going to keep me full until bedtime so I started getting two. Luckily I lost a bunch of weight and got my eating under control

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I'll buy a medium 3-meat pizza from Little Caesar's, give it a spiral of sriracha drizzle, then eat the entire thing while dipping every bite into caesar dressing and drinking a 710ml Colt 45.

>>8733756
I do this with honey all the time, go through a bottle every 3 or 4 days

>>8733359
I sometimes used to love crumbling cake into cereal... The unhealthiness never ends

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There was no such thing as "leftovers" when it came to this shit. Both packets or two boxes of regular, extra meat, ~3,500-4,000 calories down my gullet by sunrise the next morning between dinner and raiding the fridge.

I regret not fasting the days after, but the act itself? Totally worth it.

>>8734399
you single?

>>8735331
obviously, he's fuckin gay

Why do you ask? Are you gay too? You faggot.

>>8735331
Well I do eat two dinners sometimes

>>8734399
Does fapping to gay porn make you gay if you only do it like once a month and would never do anything gay irl? Asking for a friend

>>8733359

Once a month I go to Jack-in-the-Crack and get 10 tacos and four junior bacon cheeseburgers, and eat them all in one sitting.

Not a fatty, though.

>>8735003

I have a box in the cupboard that I'm saving expressly for this.

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Shoveled two big handfuls of mini marshmallows into my face earlier today, if that counts.

>>8733359
>eat regular hearty meal at home
>go out to eat with friends, eat like a Spirited Away pig and tell buddies I haven't eaten all day.
>Always order two servings of house fries

>>8735003
I miss Hamburger Helper
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>>8735707
It was too sexual.

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When I'm feeling exceptionally fat and shitty, I'll make an entire box of Stovetop stuffing for myself, pour about 2 cups of gravy over it like it's cereal and milk, and just chow down.

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>tfw Just had oreo cookies chocolate milk soup

i like to put half and half in my cereal with the milk, and have once or twice just drank some straight.

I sometimes eat rice crispies treats with a chocolate chip cookie on top, or I dip it in Nutella. Tastesgoodman.

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>>8734341
Sounds fun

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>>8733381
So do I.
It's 99% cocoa, and it's fucking awesome.
I bought a bunch of them, but I have to take them and eat them in my car when I'm driving somewhere, otherwise I'll talk myself into eating more than one.

>>8733614
my aunt got fatty surgery and pulls this kind of shit all the time

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I used to eat puff pastry filled with (a quite large chunk of) chèvre as a semi-regular snack.

I used to regularly order late night pizza, spare ribs or kapsalon. (I still do this about once every one or two months, but this had previously been at least a weekly thing).

>>8733359
I order 3 bacon cheeseburgers and fries at wendy's on a near-daily basis

>>8735347
kek'd. gays are the lowest on the food chain.

>>8734341
Yea i fuck em too. Looks like all their skills went to shit when they cant fight a rapist

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>>8733359
i started a meme diet . ive lost 14 pounds in 19 days . thank you ketosis

>>8736948
>ive lost 14 pounds in 19 days

How fat are you and what are you eating?
That's fucking insane

>>8735754
Are you me?
>dat delicious creamyness

>>8733359
>Two bags of cheddar broccoli pasta
>Four velveeta microwave pasta cups
>two cheesy tuna salad lunch kits
>microwave pasta with water innabowl
>throw in a half stick butter
>continue microwaving
>add in velveeta and tuna and mix it up
>crumble crackers and sprinkle on top
>
>sometimes twice a day.

I intentionally eat a fuckload of eggs and beans if I know I'm going to be going into a public place so I can detonate a proton fart and skidaddle away.

I also go into bathrooms and piss on everything, prioritizing toilet paper rolls. I will sweep between stall to stall if possible.

I also have put on some gloves and picked up a fiber turd and used it to draw on the walls because I'm a horrible fucking person

I also threw a kitten into the lake one time because it bit me.

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>>8737106
i was 350 now im 336
i eat between 1800 to 2000 calories a day
no bread no sugary shit , keeping the carbs at less than 20 per day .im still fat as fuck but i feel the weight loss .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hEcyA2DlCY&t=115s