Trigger Me.

>>8731047
"world famous" anything

>the best ____ you will ever taste!

>>8731047
>Best ____ in the West!

>established 2004

>>8731064
>award winning

>>8731075
Established _____ is okay if it was 50+ years ago

>Superfood
>Mouthfeel
>Paleo-friendly

>House salad

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>>8731070

>farm to table
>managers special

>authentic

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>noms
>munch

as someone with """""""""""misophonia"""""""""""" eating analogue words slightly trigger me

>misophonia is such a dumb word why couldnt they have chosen a better name

>>8731149
The ones that trigger me:
>lashings of bacon
>a wedge of cake
>a dollop of cream
>generous servings

>just like mother used to make

>>8731169
a strange one for me:
>meal

i think it because it reminds me of that old pasta
>THIS IS THE MEAL I HAVE PREPARED FOR MYSELF


also:

>yummy
>crack an egg into it!

im probably autistic

>>8731183
oh god stop pls

>>8731149
I don't have misophonia, but my dad did when I was growing up. I'd bite into a potato chip and he'd start autistically screaming two floors away. Once he beat me for trying to open a box of crackers.

>Made with real ____!

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>>8731198
that sucks, im not that bad and i usually deal just fine. my main beef is when people chew loudly while im trying to work

>>8731208
i hate when people slurp and smack their lips

My own mother suggested that I fucking grill a steak over her rusty webber. I told her to never cook meat again.

>>8731200
>[food] product
>[fruit] juice drink

Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.

About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.

Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!

The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.

So good eating to all!

>followed by a recipe

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>>8731221
heh

>>8731221
Forgot the meeting up with a few girlfriends for a cup of joe because don't even try to talk to me until I've had my morning cuppa.

>>8731221
This made me feel upset and angry.

>>8731075
>>8731086
Hey! It was impressive enough that they didn't close down during the recession

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>>8731075
>established 2014

There's genuinely a hipster burger place on my local high street that proudly proclaims this

>god-tier hangover food
>full english breakfast
>macaroons
>"What do you mean you don't put ____ on _____"

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>>8731402
>>full english breakfast

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>>8731221
die.

>>8731372
I had a case of a stomach virus 2 weeks ago and I can't possibly think of myself eating one of those. Too much sugar and ice cream it's like you want diabeetus

>>8731198
was he by any chance an alcoholic as well

>>8731433
The only thing I dislike about it is the deification of it.

>>8731064
our store has "world class" on everything

>>8731475
What store

>made fresh throughout the day
Just make it to order then you retards.

>>8731478
WILDCATS

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What about this burger relish label

>>8731497
I don't get it

>>8731047
>hubby's favorite
this isn't real, is it...?

>>8731501
It's burger relish

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>world famous
I've never fucking heard of it.

>>8731513
It's all over Yelp.
>the restaurant is beautiful
>amazing customer service
>portion sizes were huge, hubby could barely finish his!
>great value, fantastic menu and wine
>the hand dryer in the women's restroom was out of service
1/5 stars we'll never go back.

>>8731513
>pick popular restaurant in town and go to yelp page
>cntrl+f hubby
>results on the first page of reviews

works most of the time in my city

>>8731047

Ben pisses me off. So does ken Domik. I don't understand what that guys problem is forcing his kid to review hospital food and then putting it online.

>>8731679

Just look at this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLWUL5b506M

>>8731523
>Yelp
Ah okay, I thought OP meant restaurants were writing that on their menu's and shit.

>>8731514
South Aussie here, know some of the guys that run beerenberg. There genuinely is a guy called scotty who's a friend of the family, the man loves his burger relish.

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Typical Branson

>>8731697
Yeh it is good stuff. They have a whole line of condiments with things like that written on the label. I think the other one I tried was deans caramelized onions but it had some other meme written on the label.

>>8731472
jelly cunt

>>8731480
Strangest reference I've ever seen

>>8731772
>hubby said it was great!
is that all that matters? Is she not capable of forming opinions on her own?

>>8731803
It was barely a reference, the store I work at is literally called Wild Cat Grocery. That's why everything is labelled World Class, because it's the same letters.

>>8731824
>our store
Implying any part of it belongs to you.

>>8731075
That is 13 years of running a business. I don't see the problem.

>>8731047
>>fish of the day
i dont see the problem with that one

>>8731891
they try to imply it was uniquely caught, filleted and cooked fresh that day when in realty it's whatever rank ass fillet the fry cook grabs from the freezer

>>8731830
kek

>>8731896
Is it really though?

>>8731896
for me it only implies they go it just cheap, and there is nothing wrong with that

>>8731896
So it's just like soup of the day - it's whatever can the cook feels like opening.

>>8731903
I think that's what they call a 'managers special'

>gastro-(anything)
sounds fucking disgusting and pretentious and i hope everyone dies

>>8731891
>>8731896
>>8731907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoUXMi4ekbo

>organic
>grown in our garden
>pair with a glass of Sutter Home wine

>>8731105
ooo, putting that dandy in my jack folder

>>8732174
It's not even a rare Jack

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>>8732181
JUST started Jackpiling a few WebM threads back

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>>8732219
Here's a lovely wedding Jack.

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I prefer to collect rare Tammy's.

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>>8732227
that looks like it was a -- beautiful -- ceremony

I wonder if they had BBQ for dinner??

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>>8732233
Post chef johns from foooodwishes dot com

>>8731497
Pretty sure there's a Jack-tier "best sauce you'll ever have" label on one of their sauces.
If they're still on a shelf, then I suppose that label of generic relishes must be appealing to someone.

>>8731501
Scotty would consume ALL the relish and thus they would not be able to even sell the product
Scotty a greedy cunt it seems, but hey everyone has their thing.

>>8731212
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*SMACKS LIPS*

>>8731479
>Make BBQ to order
>Bake anything to order

You're pretty dumb

>>8731221
I started to rage because I forgot what thread I was in and why I was reading it and thought you were serious

>>8732491
>You're pretty dumb


it's "your" you mongloid

>>8731047
>>fish of the day
are you genuinely retarded senpai

>>8732500
yo'u*

>>8731764
what would you actually do with that? knife and fork?

>>8731523
>portion sizes were huge, hubby could barely finish his!

Lols. So true.

>>8731086

Est. 2015 is quite bothersome

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>>8732569
>est. 2077

>>8731808
Feminist alert

>>8731221
>>8731230

So triggered

>>8731497
so scotty is a shitty marketer? Wat.

"Home-style"

This always implies deep-frying, and my mom didn't have a deep fryer in her kitchen.

>>8732863
Scotty isn't an employee retard. He's probably some fat ass that eats at the restaurant the relish is based from every single day and he probably eats like 6 cheeseburgers served "American Style" piled with condiments so the ratio is 75% relish and 25% meat.
It's a fucking stupid thing to put on your bottle I know. I'm sure only local stores carry that relish so really all it is is a warning that says "If you come to my restaurant watch out for this fat manchild that loiters here and will eat anything near his mouth."

>>8731221
You monster.

>>8732918
You know you can deep fry in a normal pot or a wok, right? You don't need a deep fryer. A normal pot works fine.

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umami.

>>8731469
Surprisingly enough, no. He was just a weird asshole.

>>8733181
Yea, OK, but still. Deep-frying was not a standard in our home. Was it standard in yours?
I just never understood why "home-style" items are either breaded and fried or not blended well (i.e. lumpy gravy and mashed potatoes) or half-complete (i.e. fries with skin still attached).

To me, "home-style" implies laziness or blandness.

>>8733343
>Was it standard in yours?

Certainly not a daily (or even weekly) thing, but yes, foods were deep fried at home.

>I just never understood why "home-style" items are either breaded and fried

I can't say I ever made that association, ever. Can you name some things that associate "homestyle" with deep frying?

>...or not blended well
nothing "homestyle" about that; that's just ineptitude.

>>fries with skin on
what's wrong with that? potato skin is fucking delicious, and makes a nice texture contrast too.

>>8733352
Homestyle Chicken Fried Steak

>>8733367
How is that different from any other chicken fried steak? Even though I've lived in the US for 33 years (in the south, no less) I don't think I've ever seen the term "homestyle" attached to CFS.

>>8733378
OK, let me ask you this: When you see "homestyle" on a menu, what do you expect?

>>8733384
Depends entirely on the dish.

If it's fries, I expect them to be in large chunks rather than the long slender type. And they could be pan-fried instead of deep-fried.

If it's fried chicken then I expect it to have been soaked in buttermilk rather than a different type of marinade.

Mashed potatoes? I expect there to be a lot of add-in ingredients in there, like cheese, bacon bits, chives.

I can't think of any other examples of where I might see "homestyle" anywhere.

>>8731047
"I make great chili!"--Any white man over 50

No, gramps, you make the same chili everyone else does.

>>8731221
Literally, LITERALLY rape

>>8733378
Also, you proved my point.
How is it different? Why"Homestyle"?

>>8731402
is your same issue with the macaroons as the issue with full english? I enjoy making them every mother's day

>>8731523
Surprisingly I get nothing when I do this despite living in a trashcan city.

>>8733880
I think the issue is when people call macarons "macaroons", which are a totally different cookie.

>>8731808
That's just how republicucks operate.

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He's a pretty big guy

>>8731517
FUCK BILLY MITCHELL

>>8734175
For bbq.

>>8731221
Got me at 'mixed brood'

>>8734217
Billy did nothing wrong and the documentary painted him as a douche for the sake of interests.

In actuality Billy was actually very friendly with Steve.

>>8734252
There's clips of him literally shoving his competitor's hot sauce to the back of shelves so that he could move his in front of it.

>>8731689
How do you know hes forcing him? It seems like ben likes doing reviews with his dad. Maybe it made him feel better?

>>8734175
>>8732240
>>8732233
>8732233▶>>8732246
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>I prefer to collect rare Tammy's.
>>8732227
>>8732219
>>8732181
>>8731105
>>8731070
I hate jack. He is seriously one of the most ignorant and shitty people on the face of the earth. I always comment on his videos that he is a walking stereotype of what the rest of the world thinks your average american is.

Pretty sure he blocked me though and that I'm shadowbanned on youtube. Every time I comment on his videos I get no replies for like 2 weeks and then a flood of notifications.

>Fresh Ice

>>8734043
oh yeah, I know about that. Obnoxious stuff.

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>>8734359
YA GOT ME PARDNER

>>8735059
Whats the easiest way to set up a troll account? Just create a new gmail?

>>8735074
nice ok i just did haha. It says they use data from other accounts though so I hope all my new youtube names wont be shadow banned. Ive done so much trolling on my personal account.

>>8735059
>using YouTube

You en+joy browsing for 1 hour for every 3 minutes of video that you get to watch?
When millions of people upload thousands of hours of video daily?
And you aren't allowed to see a chronological list any more?

Throw it away dude the rest of us manned up and left already. You're wasting 95% of the time you're scrolling. Get mobdro or something if you want to watch what it is you're clicking on.
Youtube is dead and with damn good reason.

>>8735103
I just watch my subscriptions which are mostly food related or retro gaming.

>>8735105
>runescape tier censorship

Like I said it's time to fucking uninstall that app.

>>8735112
>uninstall that app
>app
Phoneposters get out REEEEEEEEE

>>8731396
I got a bar that says est. 2017

>>8735123
The alternative? A $600 computer and $1800 a year in bills?

No I'll keep my $20 phone with free internet literally everywhere thanks.
I've been here half your life, friend, I post what I want from whatever device I choose.

farty synths

>>8735202
FUCK you

>>8731047
coffeeshop i go to is alright but
>bagel with a "schmear" of your choice!
i almost get mad when I see it every other day or so

>>8731047
>100% Pure Natural

>>8731149
>misophonmiawhatever

You don't have anything you self loathing faggot. Trying to write your little quirks off as clinical illnesses is just silly - almost as silly as you having anxiety. Time for you to kill yourself actually

>Made with fresh-

What kind of society are we living in where fresh ingredients are a bonus and not a given? Also

>Some obscure family restaurant
>Our WORLD FAMOUS DISH

>>8731523
I read one yelp review that gave the place one star because "the customers at the table next to us were saying racist comments." it was retarded.

>>8734340

No one gets their lung punctured and then enjoys having a camera shoved in their face. Ken is a fucking asshole everything he does is to make money. He's running a tax scam too.

>>8731149
fucking kill yourself

>>8736202
haha you must be one of those people who constantly downvotes his videos. He is annoying sometimes ill admit. Of course everything he does is to make money, its his fucking job to make youtube videos. Also, writing off donations and receipts for food bought for work is not a tax scam. People aren't obligated to pay more than they owe to the government even if that means writing off petty things for taxes.

People are also always like "do something different change your style" then when he does vegan recipes people cry and say its boring and lame.

Also you probably think hes terrible because he said "fuck pauls kids" as a joke. Cry more seriously.

Its good to give criticism to creators but at least find something worthwhile to talk shit to him about. Also understand that profit is not a dirty word.

>[fruit] juice

>made with 0% juice

>>8731221
Damn it

>>8731047
Chalkboard art

>>8731221
why does this trigger you all so much? you can just scroll past this shit, right?

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>>8731523
>I tried some of hubby's food, all I had was a piece of cake that was pretty good.
>hubby's food didn't taste very good. 1/5 never again
Maybe try ordering something you actually like and stop stuffing your fat bimbo face off your "hubby"'s plate you airheaded whore. Fuck yelp.

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>>8731480

referring to meat as "protein"

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>>8737748
Do you think meat is a carb?

>>8731047

Adding water to the residual pasta sauce, shaking the jar, and pouring it into the pan

>>8737764
whoa there edgelord. simmer down.

"ill have the somthered burrito"
>ok sir what type of protien with that?
"dont you mean what type of meat?"
>sir what type of protien?
"no, on second thought im leaving."

>>8737789
he's asking if you want him to jizz on the burrito or have the crusty 60 yr old latina coworker to rub her yeasty vag on it.

>>8737811
¿porque no los dos?

>>8737789
you're an idiot, chances are there are non-meat protein options available and this is the best word to use for that

>>8737903
im an idiot for wanting a restaurant to enumerate the list of meats/meat-substitutes they have available.

wtf i hate words now. thanks for this.

>>8737491
actually this bugs me a lot too even though it should be nice in theory

>>8737142

Fuck off autist

Free range cod fillets

>>8731047
Hand cut fries.

>>8731095
>mouthfeel
I hate that one with a burning passion.

>Krab meat

>>8731047
Umami.

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>hubby

>>8741401
they say that when its imitation crab meat. restaurants cant just call it crab if it isnt.

>>8741527
why don't the use "crabe"

as in "Look at this fukkin crabe"

>>8731184
What pasta

>Best wings in town

There's like 5 wing shops next to each other that says this

WHO HAS THE BEST WINGS, I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!!

>faggot whips out phone to take picture of his 20 dollar meal

just... just stop

>>8731047
>homemade
>served at a restaurant
NO! PICK ONE ONLY

>>8731047
Far worse than fish of the day is "catch of the day". I know you fat fucks didn't just catch it and this is probably the least fresh fish you have, thus the special. Eat shit

>>8731047
>This recipe is great I just doubled these three ingredients and removed one I didn't like 4 stars. The hubby loves it!!!

>>8742620
>THIS IS THE FUN POLICE
>COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD

>>8732863
>>8733136

i assumed scotty makes terrible relish, thus no one would be interested in purchasing his relish. i guess they put him on cleaning duty at the farm or something

>>8731047
>"New look, same great taste!"

every fucking time

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>date night
>suddenly Shaneequa and the sheboon squad with their ten niglets take the table right next to yours

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>>8743849
>restaurant at college got switched
>new name, new logo, new design
>its the same fucking restaurant, it even has the same staff and menu
>they put up signs everywhere saying that its the same restaurant
fucking why

>>8743919
more crust for me

>>8731396
The hotel I manage at opened a cafe and it has est. 2016 underneath the logo.

>>8743964
This post is cursed.

>>8742690
Our cafe does "catch of the day", but it's not fish. It's a silly way of advertising our specials, for example: Catch of the Day: Reuben + Fries w/ dessert and our Hand Crafted Soda for $22!

>>8743964
>pouring out expired chocolate milk.

Am I supposed to be angry?

>>8731772
I know multiple people that used to work there.

>>8744020
what if it was perfectly good chocolate milk?

>>8744014
thats actually really stupid, but the phrase has been meme'd out of meaning anything by restaurants just using it for whatever they want.

>>8731396
>Fuck you I am an oldfag, I've been here for 3 years!

>>8744035
Mind you, the whole theme of the cafe is the outdoors. We have a wall with bark, fake antler chandeliers, wooden stools made from stacked logs, and we proudly serve Starbucks™

But still, I agree that it's stupid and it should change.

>>8735460
>t. someone who doesn't actually know what misophonia is

>>8744068
>this response will prompt further blogging

oh wow that's cool man, outdoors huh?

>>8731047
>handmade daily

>>8743964
DELET THIS

>>8731517
Goddamnit the only real Louisiana hotsauce is Tabasco, no one eats that style of bullshit.

-coonass

>>8744024
How's the place?

>>8733293
choa without blonde hair triggers me

>>8743964

the worst part is that he doesn't find the point just before it starts to fuck up the constant stream when he pours it. get some fine motor control.

>>8742620
Eh, not everyone eats at a restaurant often enough to be jaded about it

>>8743883
>taking your date to a place that nogs can afford

Why do you hate your dates anon?

>>8750776
They can't, they just diner dash. Not serving them is illegal even though they know they're gonna run