can we agree paper plates are the hubris of mankind

Do you mean hamartia, anon?

>>8730898
Sure but I hate them anyways you can't eat with them on your lap unless you want to stab yourself in the dick with a fork

>>8730876
Paper plates have their time and place. Like at a large outdoor BBQ.
However like many things that have their time and place they get abused by lazy asses who don't want to do dishes.

>>8730876
>100 paper plates cost $1
>100 pairs of disposable chopsticks cost $1
perfect for a lazy bachelor that doesn't like to do dishes. or for a traveler that's only gunna be in a place for a few months. in some countries places that rent apartments come "furnished" but with no cutlery/crockery, then fine you hundreds of $ if you leave so much as a coat hanger in the place, let alone dishes.

>>8730876
that word doesn't mean what you think it means

OP here stop dragging me for being an illiterate piece of shit I want to eat my chicken in piece without stabbing myself in the dick is all

Also I used it in the correct term you losers humanity became too confident with paper plates and went too far in creating this sin I know what the fuck I'm talking about

They're the ideal dishware for people with shitty kids

I like to reuse pizza boxes as plates

>>8730876
People who use paper plates on a regular basis in place of real plates are savages.

>>8730903
>>8730995
>>8731072
>"the hubris of mankind"
>autist doesn't use paper plates for simple utensil-free foods like burgers, chips, and dogs
>takes them to his couch like the slob he is and proceeds to commit thigh murder with his steak knife and tard strength
>"the hubris of mankind"

They're good for when you move and the dishes aren't unpacked yet

>>8731228
>steak knife and tard strength

thanks for naming my band anon

>>8731216
When I used to work at a pizza place, I did this quite often.

Honestly, better than most disposable plates.

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When did you realize bread bowls were the thinking man's eating receptacle?

>>8730916
excuses

>>8730903
there are better quality paper plates that are pretty strong

>>8731228
If I can't use a utensil to eat a simple chicken then the plate shouldn't exist it's not doing it's sole requirement and has failed me there is no excuse for this

I love paper plates since I'm a lazy piece of shit.

>>8731287
>empty carbs

paper plates are fucking awesome you piece of shit

people who still use normal plates are fucking retarded

I just eat straight out of the cooking dish.

>>8730942
Yes it does, OP was making a joke

>>8732361
>>8730942
Are you inferring that paper plates are heroes

>>8730876
Better than foam

>not spending $3.50 on a pack of 200 plates
>not reusing them if they have no sauce or residue on them
>wanting to raise a water bill
>wanting to clog up your sink
Have fun with that.

>>8730995
Not eating your plate of food on a table or even a lap tray. Also stabbing your chicken so hard it punches through it and a paper plate. It's time for you to learn to use chopsticks then you won't ever have to worry about dick stabbins.

>>8733002
>hubris
>excessive pride or self-confidence
Ie, in its arrogance and pridefulness humanity created paper plates, thinking they could be as gods. But they flew too close to the sun

>>8732283
>ragging on the staff of life
neck yourself

>>8732283
"empty" implies harmlessness; flour is anything but.

>>8733427
bait