You have 5 seconds to give me the best chocolate chip cookie recipe of all time.
Or let's just have a comfy baking thread.
I'm on a phone and my time is up before I finish this sentence
>>8729051
I'll give you an extra 10 seconds. No rush.
>>8729033
that cookie recipe on the back of a bag of ghirardelli's chocolate chips or w/e. too lazy to find it.
((im not a shill, i do love them desu))
>>8729078
Can you describe them? Are they thick and soft?
Why did everyone stop liking cupcakes?
>>8729100
how are you supposed to eat those? they look too tall to get a nice bite of cake + frosting, like if you tried you'd get frosting up your nose. do you just eat the frosting first?
>>8729092
You want a soft cookie? I don't understand you, but try using brown sugar then
>>8729117
Yes! I want a soft cookie. Soft and chewy.
Who the fuck would want a hard cookie?
>>8729110
>not eating cupcakes with utensils like a normal person
fucking americans
We have a nice recipe at home... They stay soft for a while but could do with a bit less sugar imo
>>8729277
PLEASE do share, anon.
>>8729269
Bake them less? That's how I've always made soft cookies.
>>8729287
Not sure of recipe measurements... Will have to look tomorrow
>>8729291
I already told them how to do it.
Use brown sugar
The ones that use pudding mix in them.
300g salted butter, softened
200g dark brown muscovado sugar
200g golden caster sugar
4 tsp vanilla extract
2 large egg
450g plain flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1/2 tsp salt
300g plain chocolate chip
>>8729033
The NY Times recipe
>>8729359
this, also remember that cookies will continue to cook while cooling so don't bake till they're the doneness you want, but rather take them out a bit earlier so you're both right
>>8729033
Store bought is best.
>>8729033
yuppie cookies, best cookies
>>8729033
Browning the butter makes a huge difference for cookies imo
>>8729760
>browning the butter
shitting on them? i don't get it.
>>8729033
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/12/the-food-lab-best-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe.html
SE's meta-recipe still is the most comprehensive guide to chocolate chip cookies I've ever found. It breaks down each ingredient and how it impacts the cookie and what ratios to adjust depending on your personal preferences for a thick and chewy vs. thin and crispy cookie.
Strongly recommended, but optional:
1. Use a blend of dark (either bitter or semi-sweet or even both) and milk chocolate and process the chip and chunks to irregular shapes and sizes with a knife or blender for textural contrast. This also produces larger pockets of chocolate as well as smaller chocolate "dust"/crumbs that readily melt into the dough, making striations of chocolate throughout the cookie.
2. If you like a craggy top split the measured dough in half and smoosh it back together on the baking tray exposing the rough split surface on top
3. A bit of kosher salt on top potentiates the sweetness of the cookie
What you absolutely must do however is:
1. Use browned butter in the recipe which imparts a nutty toffee flavor
2. Allow the dough to rest in the fridge for at least 24-36 hours before baking which allows some of the flour starch to sugar and concentrates flavor by slightly leeching some excess moisture .
http://blog.kingarthurflour.com/2015/05/17/chilling-cookie-dough/
3. Use an ice cream scoop or spoon and kitchen scale to portion equal weighted servings so they bake uniformly (approx 3 tbsps or 3 oz each for larger bakery-style cookies that are softer or 1 tbsp/1 oz versions for smaller snacking cookies that are crisper)
4. Only bake a single tray at a time and rotate the pan halfway through.
>>8729876
http://www.thekitchn.com/basic-techniques-how-to-brown-77018
>>8729950
That's the takeaway recipe, here's the tl;dr guide I meant to link behind it if you want to customize your dough:
http://sweets.seriouseats.com/2013/12/the-food-lab-the-best-chocolate-chip-cookies.html
>>8729033
>melt brown sugar (1cup), white sugar (1/2cup), and butter together
>fold in flour and eggs and baking soda and pinch of salt
>add milk chocolate chips and small amount of maple extract
>really rich almost unbearably good cookies