Battle of the greens

I know who loses: society

They're inanimate objects, neither of them can fight at all.

>>8728785
OP here, these are the two strongest green foods, I need to know for a work argument.

>>8728778
Pickle. Avocado bruises easily, plus you can transform pickle to cucumber.

>>8728785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PN6xemdjik

Avocado, easily. Pickles are fucking degenerate cucumbers.

Whoever wins, I lose

>>8728785
well maybe if you plant them next to eachother and see which one survives longer

You can make a pickle edible, but you can never make an avocado even halfway palatable.

>>8728778
For me it's the avocado.

>>8730377
What's it like having the palate of a malnourished child?

>>8730392
idk, I don't enjoy nutsack fruit.

>>8728808
ill kill myself on cam if you show me how to turn a pickle into a cucumber

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>>8730411

Cucumbers because when I stay over at my nieces house I'm too afraid to pack a dildo in case my sister finds out about me and her daughter.

>>8728778
Pickle.
It's less of a meme food, and I'm allergic to avocados

>>8728778
avocado, you can mix it with anything and it will only improve the taste.

Avacado. Because it has a hard core.

>>8728778
Pickle for taste buds, avacado for stomach.

Pickle

Avacados are shit.

>>8730454

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Pickle.
Far superior food.

>>8730454
Just don't make out a pickle
Boom cucumber

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Pickle hands down

>Avocado
>Expensive
>Gigantic annoying seed
>Only good for an incredibly tiny window of time
>Any food you make with it more-or-less has to be consumed right away, as the avocado will not keep once exposed

>Pickle
>Incredibly cheap
>Super tasty
>Delicious satisfying crunch
>Will last well over 2 years on the shelf if canned correctly

You tell me.