Stop eating 21st century food.

stop letting minorities have a free go at your wife

>>8727860
Stop spamming this thread.

do you think he eats a big mac once in a while?

>>8727879

He ate the 18th century version of fast food. Some of the dishes can be consumed only after a few hours of cooking!

>tfw the inevitable fate of all your favorite youtubers is exposure, posting on 4chan, memeing, and inevitable cuckoldry accusations

it hurts to live on this earth

>>8727860
I strongly dislike his daugther

>>8727941
>his daughter

hahaha

>not enjoying a refreshing, hearty syllabub

dost thou even imbibe?

>>8727860
Where does this cuck meme even come from? Because there was a black guy in two of his videos?

>>8727860
>cucked by a slave

I dont.

I only eat boiled beef pasty with mushroom ketchup and pemmikan soup with salt pork and sailor biscuits. For a summer treat ill have a churns worth of Parmesan cheese icecream all the myself. Speak for yourself.

>>8727994
100% that.

>>8727994
>>8728024
Just look at the guy. He's a fucking beta. Exactly the kind of person who lets Jamal fuck his wife. There's a reason this meme follows him around but not based Chef John.

>>8728027
He looks and talks like a pleasant person so he must be a cuck?
Yeah that's some nice logic.

>>8728035
Anyone who uses the word "yucky" is not masculine. That alone is enough to warrant rumors of being a cuck.

>>8728027
You need to take a break faм

>>8728035
Being a cuck doesn't invalidate the fact that he has an interesting channel and an admirable passion for history. I'll still continue to watch his stuff.

Townsend is a fucking top lad and you'll never be as comfy as him

>>8728046
>tfw you will never wrap yourself in a nice handmade quilt eating akara while your slave demetrius tends to your wife with his bbc

>>8728036
>e-eeeww yuck, no I don't think I'll kiss you my dear
>MMMMMmm, a nice fresh load? Yummy!

it would be hell for a normal person to be trapped inside this cuck's demented mind

You guys have some weird obsession with bbc.

>>8728132
>You guys
Nice projection you sick fuck.

>>8728155
I'm pretty sure wondering something is not projecting.

>>8728158
That wasn't a question you degenerate racist. Black people aren't fetish objects, they're human beings. Kill yourself

>>8728161
I really hope you are just baiting.

>>8728167
I really hope you kill yourself.

>>8728167
out of the frying pan and into the oven, just apologize or stop

>>8728042
This. It's a great channel but he's a huge cuck and he's always so desparate to shill his pudding cloths and reproduction cookware.

>>8728169
>>8728170
Ok let's imagine for a while that his post is genuine. How am I racist?

>>8728176
"Racist" is just a buzzword these days.

>>8728176
>h-how am I racist for fetishizing black people
Are you retarded? I mean, I know you're retarded but you are exceptionally retarded.

>>8728173
>don't forget to leave an ass kissing comment, tell all your ethnic friends about us and don't forget that we beeeeggrudgingly have set up a patreon so you can pay for this kwality khantent instead of us

he's better than Jack I guess

>>8728179
How did my post fetishize anything?
And even if I did how would that make me a racist? Wanting to fuck people of other races makes one a racist?

>>8727860

like... in theory, i think this guy is pretty cool. he's passionate about his little area of expertise and he puts a lot of work into it and it's a neat thing to learn about.

but, in practice, he makes me really, really uncomfortable.

>>8727994

he's just so fucking meek

>>8728192
>bbc
Kill yourself, you racist mental case.

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>>8728179
>retarded
Reported for ableism

>>8728197
Why does being softspoken make one a cuck?

>>8728201

well it doesn't, not really. but i see that i'm not alone in sensing that he's somehow deeply unhappy with his lack of masculinity and that in turn makes me uncomfortable.

it's not that he's just soft-spoken, either. you can really see it goes deeper than that. there's no fire in his belly.

he just has an uncanny affect that creates discomfort.

>>8728195
what annoys me is that he's clearly not a very good cook. Unlike someone like Chef John, who is clearly a professional from simply looking at his hand moments, Townsend is clearly an amateur.

>>8728176
Fuck me, this is some next level projecting.

>>8728217
English isn't my first language but even I know projecting doesn't mean what you think that word does.

>>8728237
>English isn't my first language
Yes, I know. You make that extremely obvious.

>>8727994
he broke the cardinal rule of 4chan in that he interacted with a black male without calling him a nigger, therefore he is a cuckold

>>8727941
His wife's daughter

>>8727994
He's just really mild mannered and it's funny to prey on that.
>>8728024
Nice try. This meme is older than those vids

>>8727941
She's hot though

>>8728757
>He's just really mild mannered and it's funny to prey on that.
>Hello everyone here is my successful youtube channel, my independent business and family
>y..yyy...youre a cc..ccc...cc..cuck

yea you sure showed him, how will he ever recover?

>>8728767
I really like him, I hope there's nothing to recover from. It's still really funny to imagine him as a cuck, it just fits. Stop being so touchy

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>>8728782
Hey Jas Townsend, why don't you take a look at what a REAL MAN looks like, cuz I'm here to PREY ON YOU?

>>8728791
Why are you so upset on behalf of someone that probably couldn't give 2 shits?

>>8728767
>he's got a theatrics store and a youtube channel

if anything that just makes him more of a candidate for being a cuckold, stop, you're embarrassing yourself. If you don't want to see him get shit on go to reddit or actually talk about his food

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>>8727860
this thread is garbage. thanks /pol/

>>8728997

>>8727708 might be more your speed, champ

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>tfw you invented this meme and you actually really like his show

>>8729025
>a meme can be invented

>>8729029
I was the first to joke about him being a cuck on /ck/. Don't really care if that qualifies, that was all I was trying to say

>>8729042
Ok, now we've established that you're fucking stupid we can leave it there.

>>8729062
If you keep being mean to me I can't guarantee your safety

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here is grate receipt for porpeys.

Ffirmenty wit Porpeys. Take faire almondes, and wass them clean, and bray them in a morter, and drawe them wit water through a streynour into milk, and caste it in a vesse. And then take wete, and bray it in a morter, that al the hole ho be awey, and boil it in faire water til it be wel ybroke and boyled ynowe. And then take it from the fire, and caste thereto the milk and let boil. And whan it is yboyled ynowe, and thik, caste there-to Sugur, Saffron, and salt; and then take a porpeys, and chyne him as a Samon, And set him in faire water. And whan it is ynowe, baude it, and leche it in faire peces, and serve it fort with firmanty, and cast there-on hote water in the diss.

>>8729062
stupid but a good judge of character :^)

>>8727994
>Where does this cuck meme even come from? Because there was a black guy in two of his videos?

Black guy is a openly homosexual, Afrocentric-Jew (no, really).

His name is Michael Twitty and he has a book called The Cooking Gene: Tracing your roots. He is demanding Afro-Culinary Justice and is currently on his Southern Discomfort Tour.

He did the 23 and Me and found he is 60% African and 40% European.

He is engaged to his long time partner, a Norwegian-German Chef named Fritz.

If anyone is being cucked it is probably Jon's wife.

Don't forget Jon really likes to hang out in the woods with the big, bald, burly, bearded Kevin, more than likely they are re-creating some 18th century sodomy in that canvas tent after an evening drinking Rattle-Skull.

>>8729188
The meme is older than his videos with the bpack guy. It's just based on him being meek, which is a cuck stereotype

>>8728763
She will be hot as fuck in ten years. Even as a kid she has those bedroom eyes.

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>>8729188
>re-creating some 18th century sodomy

>>8729188
>he's not a cuck, he's just homosexual

yeah, while I think there may be legitimacy to this theory but I would feel bad spreading that kind of rumor without grounds

>>8729219
>tfw you will be too old for her when she will be legal

>>8729242
She's legal in the 18th century

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>>8729042
Way to fuck up any threads on the subject anon. He does nothing but be a nice guy and you slander him to the point where all the Nu males in denial on 4chan call cucks.

>>8729188
What a hand to be dealt. Gay, black, AND, Jewish? The only thing that could make it worse would be if he was retarded.

>>8730506
It's just a joke, bot gonna feel bad about that

I am increasingly concerned about my sexual escapades with my niece.

>>8730506
it would have happened eventually anyway, whether that guy is the real cuck ground zero or not you can't make videos the way james does without someone somewhere calling you out

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>>8730551
STOP INSULTING HIM YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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>>8731807

>>8730513
Well he's black so..

>>8728027

>Except that Chef John is a proud cuck. He made a cuck joke in one of his recent videos.