So, what can one do with pineapple?
soup
Pizza
keeping it away from a pizza is something you can do with it
>>8726253
Eat it as-is or put it in fruit salad
Make sweet-and-sour sauce
Make a staggeringly effective tenderizing marinade (pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelian which breaks down protein)
Add to stir-fries; it goes great with pork and duck.
cut into slicers or chunks and dehydrate it for a god-tier snack
Juice it
Cut into slices and grill it; it sounds weird but it's fucking amazing.
Do you have any coconut milk? If so, you can make a pineapple-coconut creme brulee, which is a fuckwin awesome dessert. It's gotten me laid several times.
Slice it and grill it till the exterior is caramelized
>>8726253
Pineapple casserole is dope.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/pineapple-casserole-recipe
The Butter Witch may have put this recipe up but it predates her and is actually a pretty great savory-sweet dessert. My mom makes it every Christmas.
>>8726253
Do you have Gammon/Bacon?
Make a burger
deep fry
>>8726253
There's already a thread for vegetable fucking open faggot.
Use the damn catalog next time.
>>8726253
Cake it.
>>8728276
sick
cut about 1/4 inch off the top and bottom of the fruit, bore out the middle, and stick your dick in it
>>8726581
>Pineapple
>Vegetable
Umm, no.
>>8728276
at that point what does pizza even mean anymore.
>>8726253
>eat it
>make a fruit salad
>put it on icecream
>put it on pizza
>put it on a burger
I like achiote pork and pineapple tacos.
>>8726253
make ur cum really sweet for the gf
>>8726253
Throw it into the ocean hoping a sponge will build his house inside of it
>>8726253
im not sure about this but try it with a salad with like nuts and something salty like bluecheese.
mango works like a charm in that so i dont see why pineapple wouldn't work
>>8730740
adding to this.
forgot to say that generally i feel like something really sweet (pineapple,mango, maybe banana, works really well with something salty
like bacon and plums are a wonderful combo and so is bluecheese and mango
>>8726253
Simply, walk into Mordor.
Quite effectively tenderize the shit out of some meat.
>>8726318
canned pineapple and cheese warmed up.pinnacle of fine dining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQw6KuNKqs
>>8726287
Alternatively this.
My dog is a follower of fashion.
>>8728276
I try my best to believe that humanity isn't innately evil, but goddamn
>>8726253
throw it in the trash
>>8734144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA5gJ0hZpCc