Explain yourself.

>>8724483
you can't make me explain anything you antisemite

>>8724483
these sandwiches always look amazing when presented like this but they are always piled high at the center, and then quickly drop off through the rest of the sandwich.

>>8724483
It's just too much fucking meat. Why not just eat the meat by itself? There's no chance you could taste the bread or any of the other ingredients.

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Why do you do this to us anon? We want to live..

>>8724683
You were born to die, if not to die in the slaughter you wouldn't not have been born. Enjoy your time before the day of the bolt gun.

>>8724691

:(

>>8724483

Looks outstanding to me...would eat...

>cricketball sized wad of meat

whats the fucking point? Just have a steak or something.

>>8724683
That cow is fucking adorable, but it's gonna be a lot more delicious.

>>8724498
>taste the bread
kek

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>of course i can't taste the bread but i need the empty calories

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>>8724691
makes me think a lil....

>>8724490
What a classic Jew move.

>>8724483
That's a montreal smoked meat sandwich, right? Always wanted to try one but always comes across as way too much meat to me.

>>8724683
Because you're tasty.

>>8724483

0/10 Not a Reuben

>>8725636

>t. never been to a real deli

Reubens are good, but they're designed for places that don't produce quality pastrami/corned beef.

>>8724483
I'm not sure what kind of meat I'm looking at here.

>>8724483
I go to pick related all the time, in NJ and right by Medieval Times, you can't beat that

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>>8725669
Forgot pic

>>8725672

>"just letting you know, once i let go it's your responsibility to get it to the table, sir"

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>>8724718
>cricket

I like meat, all kinds. But all in moderation.
Not 'murrican, obviously.

>>8724691
>day of the bolt gun
Wow, anon. Just wow...

>I'm stealing that

>>8724483
Man idk. I've been to the Carnegie deli and the bread slices seem like a garnish. I think you're just supposed to eat it with a fork and knife with some mustard. There's no way you're supposed to eat it like a normal sandwich. Right?

>>8725804

Most people take it apart and make it into small/open faced sandwiches/individual bites.

It's more a delivery method for the meat rather than an actual sandwich.

>>8725680
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>>8725830
O B E S E D
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>>8725843
Or
Be
Sad
Either way
Shut
Shut
It
Or
Neck yourself

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>>8725857
Go and take your insulin, fatty.

>>8724483
I have gout. That would trigger a flare-up and I wouldn't be able to walk for days.

>>8724498
>It's just too much fucking meat.
It's fucking stupid, yes, one of those minor details about being American that you're not proud of.
>There's no chance you could taste the bread or any of the other ingredients.
What?

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>>8725669
Hey anon, I'm in NNJ too and not far from MT. Which place are you talking about?

>>8726618
Harold's deli in Lyndhurst

>>8724483
I might not like Jews but I like Reubens.

>>8724483
>Machine sliced
That sandwich is garbage. Hand cut or fuck off.

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>>8727008

>>8726226
You are so dumb

>>8724683
Just about everyone wants to live, little cow, but that doesn't work out for any of us in the end.

Even if a Jew didn't make pastrami out of you, you'd soon grow old and suffer a slow and miserable death from whatever diseases old cows get. Isn't it better to become something delicious instead?

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>>8726912
>Jews
There's meat and dairy touching. Also, the most famous deli in my town, while it has a Jewish name, was actually founded by Lebanese. Schlomo has never touched my sandwich.

>>8724490
There's a knack to eating them. But you can also ask for an extra couple slices of bread and divvy it up. Lots of people do.

>>8724683

look man, if human meat was legal you'd be safe, but shit happens.

>>8724483
>not getting a side of meat with your meat sandwich

I like to wrap my fries in the corned beef and dip it in the thousand island.

>>8724483
It's a jews being cheap thing.

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>>8725672
Jew to the right

>>8724698
this but for >>8724683

>>8724489

>implying antisemitism is a bad thing

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>>8724842
>American
look again

>>8724842
KEK'D

>>8731725
This gif just screams jelly American.

>>8724483
I live in Australia and our Kikes don't like opening up deli businesses. Are there any good authentic recipes for New yark pastrami? I have a WSM smoker.

>>8731725
He's just picking up his beetus medicine across the border where he can actually afford it. You know, because first world medical service is an affront to the freedumbs, but leeching of your neighbour isn't.

>>8727659
>a knack to eating them
yeah it's called a knife and fork

>>8731725
kek

>>8732351
Pastrami is essentially corned beef with a coating of cracked black pepper and coriander and then smoked until done. Both Ruhlman and Martha Stewart have cood recipes online for corning your own beef. Then you coat the outside in a thick layer of cracked black pepper and coriander and smoke at 225F until internal temp 145F. Slice thinly across the grain.

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>>8724483
Well now I know where I'm going today.

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>>8724490
It's an ancient Jewish scam.