My friend CONSISTENTLY removes his pickle from any burger he gets and tosses it. It makes my eye twitch every time he does it and I have to stop myself from stabbing him with the pickle. How do I stop him from doing this /ck?
eat his pickle
>>8720452
Ask to not have the pickle to begin with
>>8720452
ask him for him to let you grab his pickle/fork it
you should fork it with a fresh fork so no one has any qualms about potential unsanitary acts like "ew you touched my food"
I know a few people who don't eat their pickles/onions so I do the same because wasted fresh onions and pickled pickles triggers me
>>8720452
Look you can either
>Swallow his pickle
or
>Make him take the pickle
>>8720452
You don't need to control everything, don't let it bother you.
>>8720469
but how do I ask to swallow his pickle?
and do I need protection when I take his pickle, there might be germs?
>>8720465
>pickled pickles
>>8720452
Tell him to just order the burger without pickles?
>>8720517
I have, he doesn't anyway probably to spite me
>>8720542
>no pickle
the 9/11 of burgers
>>8720452
There's way too many pickles on that burger.
>>8720452
Some people, like me, can't stand the texture of the pickles, yet enjoy the slight alteration of flavor the presence of the pickles leave behind in the burger, after removal.
You simply don't understand.
Stab them in the pickle.
>>8720623
those are sesame seeds, not pickles.
Fast food tier pickle slices are fucking disgusting anyway. Take a jar of bread & butters with you and tell him to try it with real pickles.
suck his dick as revenge