Drunk cooking

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>>8720232
Honestly what do you intend to accomplish with four mushrooms you cock.

>>8720232
I like your initiative but you gotta plan this shit out a bit better OP.

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>>8720244

But anon...I have 7

>>8720253

Give me 20 minutes and I will give you the a WAH LAH for French culinary history

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>>8720257

I am really hoping that OP will deliver pictures of his culinary abortion but I'm not sure that 2017 will be so kind.

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>>8720232
>drunk
>cooking anything more complicated than cereal

As another anon said I admire the initiative but this can only turn out horribly.

post an update you giant faggot

>>8720294

Steak has been SEARED 2 minutes on each side for nice colour, and now is in the oven for 5 minutes on 400 for a delicious medium rare

>>8720300
You going to take pictures?

>>8720232
okay this sounds like fun

>>8720300

You don't sound very drunk at all anon

>>8720308
Also sinc3 you didnt take pictures of the searing. Take the steak out, cut off the outside and recook the steak

>>8720300
I can't believe this. I was looking forward to this thread but now I am being informed that you put your steak in the oven. I am apalled. Goodbye.

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>>8720312

For me It's brokers london drybthe best gin on earth

>>8720289
wait seriously? you don't wake up after blacking out to a mess of dishes and wrappers as you recall the feast you prepared, and then run to the toilet for a massive liquor/heavy meal shit?

i do that like once a month

STEAK RESTING TIME TO ASSEMBLE the ultimate mcdonalds feast

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>>8720300
>baking a steak

>>8720321
>i do that like once a month
Are you in high school?

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>>8720330

Forgot pic

>>8720332
i'm 34

but the cycle of
>get drunk
>get bored
>get hungry
doesn't have age restrictions. that cycle is why taco bell is open until 3 AM.

>>8720318
Fuck year, Brokers is underrated

Fillet of beef sandwich with mushrooms, onions and peppered mustard on toasted baguette DONE

>>8720332

>are you in high school

anon, I...

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>>8720353

>>8720339
I never said it does. But the way you said "LOL I DO THAT LIKE ONE A MONTH XD" came off as something a high-schooler would say. Y'know, like the people at parties who go "I'm sooooooo drunk xD". Also you're a namefag so you must be a faggot attentionwhore with an immature mind.

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WA LA

>>8720376
F, anon, please see me after class.

>>8720376

You cooked the steak nicely, but you could have easily sliced it so much nicer and assemble such a better sandwich with those ingredients. The fuck?

>>8720332
>>8720316


>They don't have a broiler

You idiots don't know anything about cooking

>>8720390

Not unless you give me 5 mcchickens

>>8720395

I should have deglazed with some gin to create a delicious culinary sauce!

>>8720321

I do this once a week with no consequences because my parents pay for everything including my apartment. I'm 27 and have no job and no degree.

>>8720376

ugh

>>8720431

>ugh I need you to cook this steak please it's clearly raw

Slice a thin, angles, bias cut against the grain next time.

>>8720455

thanks but I'm too drunk maybe when I am sober I'll do it again

>>8720359

Why are you such a bitter person? It's ok anon...it's ok. Let it all out.

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>>8720376
How the fuck do you intend to bite from that sandwich? You'll be gnashing at the meat strips trying to tear them off.

>>8720493

With my mouth

It actually tasted really really good. I would have used bernaise if I had it though. I do admit presentation was messy though

>>8720493

>No savory pocky in pic

Salty>sweet

Overall OP, I say good job.
Tasty, happy, enjoy it

>>8720525

thank you anon.

>>8720455

It's not good to cut a steak in thin slices because that cools it down faster. Gordon Ramsay recommends thick cuts.

>>8720397
>Broiler

Why the fuck do i need a chicken again?

>>8721022

Because I said so

>>8720321
>you don't wake up after blacking out to a mess of dishes and wrappers as you recall the feast you prepared
>i do that like once a month

I've been there, and I really wouldn't recommend that shit

I've been lucky enough so far to only wake up to charcoal'd food, but it only takes one drunken fuckup to wakeup to fire

>>8721035
>>8721035

When I get so wasted to the point where it's that risky, I just leave the stove and order food and usually pass out before the delivery guy gets there.

>>8721035
one time i left an element on overnight with nothing on it, and i was completely sober

when i'm drunk, i make a pot of rice and wok some meat, nuts, and veggies, then throw it together with some oyster and hoisin sauce

or maybe a good old fashioned english fryup with fried beans, toast, eggs, american bacon, canadian bacon, sausages, and potato/onion/mushroom cubes

easy, cheap meals that give you a fridge full of easily heatable meals. and i never burned my house down once

>>8720376
what a waste of ingredients

>>8721410

it tasted great. Just because it's not cooked well done and presented like a 3 michelin star meal does not mean it's a waste.