Make avocados ripen faster

>>8716590
Try putting them next to onions ... or is it bananas?

>>8716590
Sit and rest on them like a mother hen and her eggs.

>>8716607
>onions ... or is it bananas
isn't this ultimately the same approach as putting them in a bag?

ethylene is a plant hormone, increasing exposure makes them ripen faster

>>8716590
put em in brown bag with bananas

>>8717009
this.
I've also heard of wrapping them in tin foil and baking them. but idk. I tried it and they still sucked, they were just drier.

I'm done with that shit. I just buy frozen and have Avocado when I decide.

put them in an orange paper bag

A bag of bananas at peak ripeness gets surprisingly warm. I peeled and froze five gallons of them yesterday.

>>8716590
No, and even that is a myth.

>>8716590
Buy them ripe if you want to fucking eat them early.

>>8718506
Flyovers can't identify ripe avocados.

yeah but its complicated it involves approaching the speed of light but too much or by the time you slow down the avocados will already be evolved

>>8718456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylene#Ethylene_as_a_plant_hormone