What's your go-to drink at Starbucks?

I usually just throw up a little in my mouth when I walk by.

>>8715164
I ask the barista to give me a tall caramel macchiato with 5 cyanide capsules blended in.

water. the free kind. that they legally have to give me

burnt coffee served by a lizard man wannabe

Since i work there and its free the only one I can even take is usually cold brew and ice coffee with some cream

>>8715164
Americano

>>8715173
Kek

Iced coffee. Yep, that's about it. Iced coffee.

>>8715220
Must be torture
>>8715232
This

Venti Pike no room

>>8715255

>bibbidi bobbidi boku no pico

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>>8715164
Cum.
I'm not even joking there's like at least one token homosexual in every Starbucks working there.

Grande americano with cream

I used to enjoy the occasional vanilla-bean frappe but the calories are too high for me to consume these days. I don't know if there are less caloric dense substitutions I could request when ordering one though.

I have never entered a Starbucks .Is this normal?

>>8715421
Perfectly. I never drink coffee but if I did I would go to the local coffee shop.
Fuck Starbucks.

>>8715164
I only drink Starbucks because they have Starbucks on my campus and no other coffee options and I don't have my own coffee maker.
I usually just get coffee with a bit of cream.

>>8715358
>only one

>>8715463
Learn to read, retard

>>8715164
Tall medium roast coffee

It's the cheapest place to get coffee on my campus and I don't have to wait 15 minutes for a drink like everyone else

>>8715164
Venti getting the fuck out as fast as possible.

I've never been inside a Starbucks. I think the closest I've ever been to one is when I walked past one in an airport.

>ask for blonde roast venti
>do you want room for cream?
>no
>they left off a whole inch of coffee for the cream
>umm could you fill it up to the top
>they dump a tiny amount more
>no, to the top, I said i'm not adding cream
>we can't add more

fuckers are charging me $2.65 for stanky reheated coffee in a fruity colored pastel cup and they can't even fill it up to the top of the cup?

>>8715741
kek

We have automated pumps that dispense exactly a pint in bars. Obviously this doesn't fill it to the top.

I like to ask the barmaid/bartender if they "Reckon they could fit a shot of vodka in there?"

When they say yes, I tell them "It's not full then, is it?"

I regret nothing

I order a small peppermint mocha with half the syrup.
It's like the lottery, you never know what you'll get, but there is always a small, tiny chance that it'll be what I asked for.

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Hazelnut latte

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tall green tea latte with soy milk

Venti iced cafe mocha, no whipped cream. I go to starbucks less than once a year and I don't really like coffee

>>8715793
Muh nigga

Grande Jamaica Blue Mountain on the Clover

cold venti americano with 1 stevia

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Raspberry or Vanilla Chai

Short latte.

>>8715173
>Caramel Macchiato
>blended

>>8715767
In the UK we have laws that entitle you to the pint level that's marked on the glass. Which is good.

>>8715164
Hypothetically? If I had to buy coffee there, I'd try to buy a bag of the least crappy beans and brew them at home. If I had to order an actual cup of brewed coffee, I'd ask what beans I could get french pressed, and choose from those I guess. No paper cup. They taste bad there for some reason. Don't sperg, baristas. I tip for your effort.